Author: Leaman Ralph

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11 people who seemed shocked â€” shocked! â€” to hear about O-care penalties

http://twitter.com/#!/SinsereAmir/status/385506500073889793

Surprise!

If these people aren’t joking, it looks like Obama and his media bridesmaids did a heckuva job getting the word out about Obamacare penalties. Fancy that.

Sure, people heard all about “health care for all” from their favorite celebs, but did they hear about what happens if you choose to go without health insurance? They have now.

Hey, baby, do you not have health insurance? ‘Cause you’ve got “fine” written all over you.

http://twitter.com/#!/TSL_KHume7/status/385018964327141376 http://twitter.com/#!/Mic_Nas89/status/385423375579217920 http://twitter.com/#!/supertrvmp/status/385287143624425473 http://twitter.com/#!/justineatzombie/status/384746659730571264 http://twitter.com/#!/UTSAMarineVet09/status/385153795182698497

Exit question: How many of them voted for Obama?

American Idol fans don’t like results, cry ‘RACIST!’ on Twitter

http://twitter.com/#!/ChenCervantes/status/190608225849196544

Sigh. There’s no escaping politics — even on singing contest TV shows. While many viewers tune in to Fox’s American Idol to escape the cable news gab-fests, a stubborn segment of the audience can’t help but see political/ideological goblins lurking in every corner. Tonight, the show ended in a dramatic (producer-contrived or not? who knows?) moment for popular top contestant Jessica Sanchez. The California teen, who happens to be part-Filipina, part-Mexican, ranked in the bottom three of seven according to America’s votes. She was forced to sing in a bid for mercy (a “save”) from the judges. They rushed on stage to rescue her from the indignity and used their one-time-only waiver to allow her to compete next week.

@iammichfrias It was a really emotional moment wasn't it? #idol

— American Idol (@AmericanIdol) April 13, 2012

I love you guys so much! You really are the most amazing supporters a gal can have. <3 Mwah! :*

— Jessica Sanchez (@JessicaESanchez) April 13, 2012

Sanchez is phenomenally talented, but her bland personality is overshadowed by some of the older, more seasoned, or more charismatic contestants. Another possible factor: Male contestants tend to fare better on the show because of their more ardent female fan bases. There hasn’t been a female winner in five seasons.

But never mind those inconvenient factors.

AI watchers rushed to Twitter to play the race card, with a few rare, level-headed exceptions. So much for post-racial America!

America is racist… How did jessica sanchez almost go home… WTF

— TEK. ABERE (@iWantFufu) April 13, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/MarkBrainard/status/190634942399647744

https://twitter.com/#!/Tpk1987/status/190629771691032578

F*ck you all racist! Jessica sanchez must stay.

— Phoinggg… (@phoichan) April 13, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/EBBrich/status/190637349779144704

https://twitter.com/#!/Zee_Beydoun/status/190606129569607681

https://twitter.com/#!/applegrace/status/190628458844528640

Dear America, please vote for Jessica Sanchez. Don't be such a racist

— Jessa Mendoza (@jessannexoxo) April 13, 2012

soo um.. after my dad heard that jessica sanchez was bout to go home, he legit accused american idol of being racist. SHUT UP DAD.

— Nicole Garbanzos (@MiaNickyBelle) April 13, 2012

Jessica Sanchez won't win simply because America will vote her off. NO ASIAN/PART-ASIAN has won or will win AI. It's called musical racism.

— Cholo Garcia (@CholoMGarcia) April 13, 2012

Jessica Sanchez incident:racism is still evident in American society.Other than that, I don't see other reasons why she should be voted out.

— Tush Gumpal ☂ (@thevintagebomb) April 13, 2012

Aw Jessica Sanchez almost got booted. I'm not surprised, there's no way someone excellent but from the cultural minority can win AI. #racism

— Arvin Jeremy A. (@arvinkulit) April 13, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/Queenbhie/status/190745406135730176

The eff! Jessica Sanchez eliminated but saved? She shouldn't be in the bottom three in the first place. Racist.

— Rika Murase (@rikamurase) April 13, 2012

Jessica Sanchez- she must win. AMERICANS? Y U RACIST?

— ♠♣♥♦ Nicollo Henson (@CholoHenson) April 13, 2012

Jessica Sanchez won't win because she isn't white." this is racist!

— zhazha matol (@zsharmela) April 13, 2012

I Can't Believe Justin Bieber Poisoned Our Water..

BUT I HAVE TO PEE!!!!

‘Reality slap’ photo puts first lady’s hashtag activism in brutal perspective [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/Ianflahertyy/status/465138926718447617

Michelle Obama’s contribution to the #BringBackOurGirls campaign came weeks after a Nigerian activist launched the hashtag that helped interest journalists in the terrorist kidnapping of hundreds of Nigerian schoolgirls. The teenybopper administration might believe in “the promise of hashtag,” but the first lady’s frowny-faced photo has been widely criticized as late-to-the-table, impotent slacktivist feelgoodery.

Here’s the response from Jack of Ranger Up that Blackfive says “sums up my feelings about pouty Twits believing that social media works better than action.”

http://twitter.com/#!/N_J_Anderson/status/464841904702881793 http://twitter.com/#!/matt_phinney/status/464890008961556481

#BringBackOurBalls: Mark Steyn nails ‘this week’s Hashtag of Western Impotence’

‘Emptiest of empty gestures’: FLOTUS hopes terrorists will live by the promise of hashtag [pic]

‘Is this real life?’ Hillary Clinton’s nonsensical #BringBackOurGirls tweet blasted with brutal truth

AOL tweets the most AOL thing ever about Joe Biden

This morning, AOL published a tweet saying that sources confirmed that Joe Biden willenter the presidential race. The link in the tweet was broken. Here is a screenshot:

They eventually noticed their mistake (after severalhours of the tweet being live) and corrected.

That didn’t stop the relentless amount of mockery for AOL being, well, AOL.

While the tweet isn’t accurate today, could it be at some point?

Did Someone Say They Wanted A Pillowfight

The Most Interesting Man In The World

Made A Mistake

Effort to Akin-ize pro-life Republicans continues apace

http://twitter.com/#!/NicholsUprising/status/291994117213396992

Pollster Kellyanne Conway told a group of Republican lawmakers to stop talking about rape, according to an article by Politico.

The advice comes in the wake of remarks about rape last year by pro-life candidates Todd Akin of Missouri and Richard Mourdock of Indiana, both of whom lost U.S. Senate races in November.

Last week, Rep. Phil Gingrey, a Republican from Georgia, said that Akin was “partly right” that women who are raped are unlikely to get pregnant.

We are unaware of any reputable scientific studies that support this claim.

Last Friday, in an attempt to diffuse the controversy, Gingrey’s office threw both Akin and Mourdock under the bus:

I do not defend, nor do I stand by, the remarks made by Rep. Akin and Mr. [Richard] Mourdock. In my attempt to provide context as to what I presumed they meant, my position was misconstrued.

Not surprisingly, liberal tweeters (who love seeing the word “rape” and “Republican” in the same sentence) are reveling in the story:

https://twitter.com/themrmer/status/291993695912333312

https://twitter.com/jesseltaylor/status/291992304254873600

https://twitter.com/markos/status/291991695468404736

https://twitter.com/beth4158/status/291994428288151552

https://twitter.com/adamsteinberger/status/292003476467224577

Akin’s comments, of course,were ignorant, garbled nonsense, and many conservatives said so at the time.

By contrast, Mourdock simply said that life is a gift from God, and he believes this to be true even in cases where life results from “that horrible situation of rape”:

The only exception I have to have an abortion is in the case of the life of the mother. I struggled with it myself for a long time, but I came to realize life is that gift from God. I think that even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it is something that God intended to happen.

Mourdock repeated the point:

God creates life, and that was my point. God does not want rape, and by no means was I suggesting that He does. Rape is a horrible thing, and for anyone to twist my words otherwise is absurd and sick.

This is an honorable man who spoke clearly and with conviction. He was wrongly portrayed as a lunatic and is now being thrown under the bus even by Republicans.

Moreover, it’s not as if Mourdock just blurted out his comments apropos of nothing. He spoke about rape only after being asked about his position on abortion during a debate. How would Kellyanne Conway have him respond? Refuse to answer the question?

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/291991778834399232

https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/291994687722643456

Perhaps what Kellyanne Conway really wants to say (but won’t because she doesn’t want to alienate pro-lifers) is that pro-life Republicans should moderate their position on abortion. Talking less about rape has nothing to do with it.

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