Not quite a week after Bill Clinton gave his, ahem, factually questionable speech to the 2012 Democratic National Convention comes news that Monica Lewkinsky is shopping around for a book deal, with the details unsurprisingly being kept top secret. This is certainly not good for the former president, who has been basking in the warm and fuzzy afterglow of mainstream media praise about his 50-minute DNC tirade as part of his Rehab My Reputation 2012 tour.
But while it surely will not be welcome news for the former president, it definitely has been for conservatives who have had to endure an infuriating week of fawning Clinton admiration from journalists and pundits alike. So to take a bit of a breather from all of that, conservatives decided to have a little fun today by starting the #MonicaLewinskyBookTitle hashtag. The humorous results include but certainly are not limited to:
#MonicaLewinskyBookTitle How Government Brought Me to My Knees: The Monica Lewinsky Story
— Right In Planning (@RightInPlanning) September 13, 2012
#MonicaLewinskyBookTitle Secret Services
— Shilo Anderson (@ShiloAnderson1) September 13, 2012
#MonicaLewinskyBookTitle On bended knees
— Brent (@brento76) September 13, 2012
#MonicaLewinskyBookTitle Close, But No Cigar
— Karen Jones (@SnakebiteJones) September 13, 2012
#MonicaLewinskyBookTitle Crouching Intern, Hidden Cigar
— WitCoHE (@E__Strobel) September 13, 2012
#MonicaLewinskyBookTitle Hillary Got First Ladyship, I Got The Bill
— 'Teahadist' h/t@DMat (@smitty_one_each) September 13, 2012
#MonicaLewinskyBookTitle Feminist Women's Guide to Pleasing Abortionist in Chief
— Skip Dunn (@NonStopSite) September 13, 2012
#MonicaLewinskyBookTitle: My time in the Oval Office-The Long and Short of it.
— Tom (@swissrules) September 13, 2012
Tuesdays With Billie – #MonicaLewinskyBookTitle
— TJ Thompson (@_TJThompson) September 13, 2012
#MonicaLewinskyBookTitle "How To Get That Raise"
— O.G Wave Goddess (@SkunkeeBrewster) September 13, 2012
#MonicaLewinskyBookTitle IS is the hardest word
— twiez07 (@twiez07) September 13, 2012
Tomorrow is another day when the battles begin anew. But for tonight … just for a little while, relax and let yourself laugh at Bill Clinton’s expense. Because few people deserve it more than he does.