Shutdown bender? Boozed up lawmakers hit the House floor again

http://twitter.com/#!/craftyme25/status/384871620940017664

Your government at work!

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Again.

As Harry Reid’s shutdown loomed on Monday night, more than one lawmaker was reportedly boozing it up. You have to pass the bill bottle to find out what’s in it? Because YOLO. Or something.

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Bipartisan unity: It’s highly flammable.

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Congressmen: they’re just like you!

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Time to name names:

http://twitter.com/#!/jessicarights/status/384847226662834176

But were lawmakers actually faced on the House floor? Here’s another completely plausible explanation:

http://twitter.com/#!/KngFish/status/384850657275953152

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/10/01/shutdown-bender-boozed-up-lawmakers-reportedly-hit-the-house-floor-again/

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