‘I’d rather be kitesurfing’: Mock-tastic captions for photo of ‘sad’ Kerry

http://twitter.com/#!/sunnyright/status/509713062736453632

Secretary of State John Kerry was dispatched to Iraq to meet with the new prime minister:

http://twitter.com/#!/dcexaminer/status/509702592939585536

What was going through Kerry’s mind at that moment? Tweeters were happy to help out:

http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/509713283259973633 http://twitter.com/#!/conkc2/status/509716111332769792 http://twitter.com/#!/CuffyMeh/status/509708351996194817 http://twitter.com/#!/DrewMTips/status/509714913028481024 http://twitter.com/#!/SonnyBunch/status/509713919720824832 http://twitter.com/#!/conkc2/status/509723858963021825 http://twitter.com/#!/lheal/status/509715777742598144

Flashback to a Kerry classic:

http://twitter.com/#!/CuffyMeh/status/509717219522387969

OOF!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/10/id-rather-be-kitesurfing-these-captions-for-sad-john-kerry-photo-are-mock-tastic/

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