Great success! Obama pretends O-care website traffic shows healthy enrollment

http://twitter.com/#!/jimgeraghty/status/392314700400058369

Break out the champagne, y’all! Healthcare.gov is a bona fide success:

http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/392314905350533120

Ooo! That totally means it’s “working alright,” right? Because, just as “health insurance coverage” matches “health care,” “page hits” matches “successful registration.”

http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/392315473330597889

Ridiculous. Also absurd? The idea that 20 million site hits is remarkable:

http://twitter.com/#!/jtLOL/status/392318650553610240 http://twitter.com/#!/BecketAdams/status/392314993305075712

Not only is President Obama foolish to connect traffic numbers to enrollment success, but he’s dishonest. Potential people are regularly met with timeouts and mistake pages:

http://twitter.com/#!/HowardKurtz/status/392314895900753920

But according to Obama, they’re currently benefiting. We all tend to be. We simply don’t understand it however:

http://twitter.com/#!/guypbenson/status/392313588532015104 http://twitter.com/#!/CharlesHamerle/status/392313808598740994

Exactly what a tale.

http://twitter.com/#!/mitrebox/status/392315063064748032

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