Hide your tampons, hide your wives: could these #RomneyRumors be true?

http://twitter.com/#!/whereishawkins/status/256143924345860097

We’ve learned a lot of things about Mitt Romney from scanning Twitter that we honestly didn’t know. We didn’t know that Romney wanted to ban tampons, for one. Fortunately, the hashtag #RomneyRumors has popped up to bring some of these lesser-known policies to light.

My cousin’s friend’s knows a guy who heard that Romney wants to force people to work until they’re 80. #RomneyRumors

— Rachel Veronica (@rachelveronica) October 10, 2012

#RomneyRumors Congress to be replaced with Tabernacle Choir.

— Hugo Hackenbush™ (@MangyLover) October 10, 2012

#RomneyRumors I heard that Romney will put y’all back in chains to work at Bain Capital only to fire you the next day.

— Nick (@whereishawkins) October 10, 2012

To counter the popularity of #ObamaPhone, Ann Romney will be giving away free ponies for votes #RomneyRumors

— Steven J Burns (@StevenJBurns) October 10, 2012

#RomneyRumors Under Romney, PBS is going to replace Sesame Street with “Big Love”.

— Tim(@AspiringThrawn) October 10, 2012

Whoa. I heard Romney wants to END ALL THE THINGS!!!! #RomneyRumors

— Mary Climer (@maryclimer) October 10, 2012

FIRE ALL THE PEOPLE! RT @maryclimer: KILL ALL THE TREES!!!! RT @jimmiebjr: @maryclimer KILL ALL THE BIRDS!! #RomneyRumors

— Mike Gannon (@MikeCGannon) October 10, 2012

I heard Romney wants to ban tampons! Oh no!!! #RomneyRumors #sarcasm

— AmericanAllegiance (@US_Allegiance) October 10, 2012

#RomneyRumors He might be lightly-pigmented in the skin area, if you know white I mean.

— Catherine(@museofhistory) October 10, 2012

I heard that Romney wants to outlaw snow and make world as hot as possible. #GlobalWarming #RomneyRumors

— Jeremy Wood (@SoonerCubby) October 10, 2012

I heard Romney wants to arm drug cartels…..oh wait #RomneyRumors

— Mary Climer (@maryclimer) October 10, 2012

#RomneyRumors He really *is* that squeaky clean.

— Allan Bourdius (@allanbourdius) October 10, 2012

#RomneyRumors I heard his wife Ann actully loves her country, and not just because her husband is running for President.

— Miss Cookie (@outofmyoven) October 10, 2012

Romney and Ryan want to fix Medicare and Social Security by making Soylent Green out of old people. #RomneyRumors

— Eric Williams (@FunkyDung) October 10, 2012

#RomneyRumors he’s going to replace your IUD with Kirk Cameron DVDs!

— Krystin (@MyClonesAction) October 10, 2012

@rachelveronica I heard Romney wants to force people on welfare to get jobs aka become slaves. #RomneyRumors

— Allison H (@Alianora84) October 10, 2012

#RomneyRumors he’s replacing your #coffee with crystal light lemonade!

— Krystin (@MyClonesAction) October 10, 2012

Romney will ban glasses because almost-blind people are society’s weak link and only the fittest should survive. #RomneyRumors

— Brandon Kiser (@Kiser) October 10, 2012

Romney will remove uterus’ from every woman #RomneyRumors

— Right Leaning Girl(@toRightofCenter) October 10, 2012

#RomneyRumors I heard women will no longer be allowed to go shopping without their husband’s permission.

— Sean Hannity’s Hair (@SHannitysHair) October 10, 2012

He is going to marry all your daughters #RomneyRumors

— Rick Sheridan (@RickSheridan) October 10, 2012

#RomneyRumors Once said h.e.double hockey sticks near a KID.

— Bob Redding (@iambobredding) October 10, 2012

National Anthem at Inauguration performed by Nickelback. #RomneyRumors

— Mike B (@nightflyblog) October 10, 2012

We can’t count on Harry Reid and his credible source to tell us everything we need to know. Keep ‘em coming, Twitter!

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