And what’s the deal with airline food?
Sometimes people just can’t handle how brilliant astrophysicist/Reddit messiah Neil deGrasse Tyson is. When he’s not making up presidential quotes or looking for venues in which to apologize for doing so, he’s dropping scientific brain busters like this.
If Detroit added a pro-sports team & called it the Bears, the City could boast it was home to the Lions and Tigers and Bears.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) September 30, 2014
Dude. Mind blown.
This sort of heavy science has been known to spark a spontaneous hashtag game.
Have you ever noticed that there are interstate highways in Hawaii? Guys, you live on an island! #TysonTweets
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 1, 2014
If it's really *instant* oatmeal, why are there directions on the box? I think those marketers are trying to pull a fast one! #TysonTweets
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 1, 2014
How come glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle? And how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan? Science, you guys! #TysonTweets
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 1, 2014
@seanmdav Why do you drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) October 1, 2014
@allahpundit Boy, those clowns in Washington sure aren't very bright!
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 1, 2014
Civil wars sure don't seem civil to me. #TysonTweets
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 1, 2014
"Jumbo" shrimp amirite? RT @seanmdav: Civil wars sure don't seem civil to me. #TysonTweets
— Dave in Texas (@DaveinTexas) October 1, 2014
What if an orange wasn't orange #TysonTweets
— M Gardner (@Engerlandm8) October 1, 2014
If Monday wasn't the first day after the weekend then Tuesdays would suck #TysonTweets
— M Gardner (@Engerlandm8) October 1, 2014
I once went to a crowded firehouse and yelled "Movie!" Those firemen sure thought I was clever. #TysonTweets
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 1, 2014
@allahpundit @seanmdav #TysonTweets or #StevenWrightTweets? How come abbreviated is such a long word?
— _RobRob (@_RobRob) October 1, 2014
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink? RT @seanmdav: Civil wars sure don't seem civil to me. #TysonTweets
— KingShamusé (@KingShamus) October 1, 2014
.@neiltyson: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!" #TysonTweets
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) October 1, 2014
I once asked a polar bear which way was north and which way was south. He had no clue! Somebody get that dumb bear a new name. #TysonTweets
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 1, 2014
Kid at the birthday party keeps yelling "To Infinity and beyond!" So I find his mother…I'm trying to explain the math error #TysonTweets
— Steve G (@StevenGoldsch) October 1, 2014
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