Dylan Farrow’s ‘palpable bitchery’? Stephen King begs for ‘mercy’ after tweet

http://twitter.com/#!/StephenKing/status/430515420836024320

Author Stephen King says he has “no opinion” on Dylan Farrow’s allegations of sexual abuse by serial creep Woody Allen. He did, however, reply to writer Mary Karr shortly after she tweeted this question about Farrow’s horrific account.

http://twitter.com/#!/marykarrlit/status/430463154053992448

‘Right or wrong”? King is “stumped,” but he does appear to detect “an element of palpable bitchery” in Farrow’s revelations.

http://twitter.com/#!/StephenKing/status/430468906243735552

“Bitchery” wasn’t the first (or thousandth … or millionth) word that popped into most people’s heads when they read Farrow’s open letter. But bitchery would hardly seem out of bounds when someone is accusing her father of exploiting and assaulting her when she was a vulnerable child.

Karr defended King from the Twitter explosion that followed.

http://twitter.com/#!/marykarrlit/status/430516194375122944 http://twitter.com/#!/marykarrlit/status/430517713384259584

But her suggestion that he was replying to this tweet of a link about Farrow’s account doesn’t fly.

http://twitter.com/#!/marykarrlit/status/430470143702216704

Note the time stamp of 5:37 p.m. ET. That tweet came after King’s 5:32 p.m. “palpable bitchery” tweet.

Shorter Twitter: How’s this for a little “palpable bitchery“?

http://twitter.com/#!/NaniCoolJ/status/430481000036958208 http://twitter.com/#!/alexachula/status/430482821216743424 http://twitter.com/#!/thesurrealnezua/status/430509198250491905 http://twitter.com/#!/theKatelynG/status/430552319130755072

King noticed. Whether his tweet was knocking Farrow or someone else for “bitchery,” he responded by blaming his Twitter ineptitude (?) and asking for mercy.

http://twitter.com/#!/StephenKing/status/430522554021711872

Mercy on Twitter? Heh.

(Hat tip: @Kap_Kaos)

Related:

Recent Woody Allen play reportedly featured child molestation ‘joke’

MTV personality remembers Breitbart, Chris Kyle; Crushes Hollywood with Woody Allen question

Dylan Farrow’s open letter in New York Times recounts sexual abuse by Woody Allen

Full Twitchy coverage of Stephen King

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/04/palpable-bitchery-stephen-king-begs-for-mercy-after-tweet-about-dylan-farrows-account-of-abuse/

Rupert Murdoch pushes for ‘generous, sweeping’ immigration reform

http://twitter.com/#!/rupertmurdoch/status/266341631085662208

The day following President Obama’s reelection, a pensive Rupert Murdoch seemed eager to find a comfortable position in a political landscape which doesn’t seem that much different, really. Compromise might be tough when opponents balk at the idea of an America split 50/50.

@rupertmurdoch : Country not 50-50, 50-48 at the moment. We know who won the prize!

— Chi-Chi Udeagu (@irunma) November 8, 2012

@rupertmurdoch Country 50-48, not 50-50. Electoral votes 332-206, not 269-269. There was a clear message and mandate given yesterday.

— Colin Savage (@savagecolin) November 8, 2012

Conservatives are very familiar by now with what “compromise” means, at least with a Democrat president in office; see also “bipartisanship” and “reaching across the aisle.”

@rupertmurdoch You mean the GOP must compromise, right?

— Alex Bowles (@alexqgb) November 8, 2012

@rupertmurdoch ok, but for the democrats compromising is when republicans cave, golden rule-no compromise with the leftis

— eugene georgiev (@levskich) November 8, 2012

@rupertmurdoch Wouldn’t you like that…compromise what?….our values. I don’t think so!

— Liberty LadyBug (@LibertyLadyBug) November 8, 2012

In August, Murdoch had joined with New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg in a push to convince Mitt Romney to campaign on easing immigration rules for Latinos, who are “naturally Republicans,” he said. Murdoch repeated the call today.

Must have sweeping, generous immigration reform,make existing law- abiding Hispanics welcome. Most are hard working family people.

— Rupert Murdoch(@rupertmurdoch) November 8, 2012

Speaking of the fiscal cliff, inflation and unmanageable debt reminds us of the many hard-working family people here legally and looking for work.

@rupertmurdoch @chriskkenny Me thinks Murdoch’s new found concern for Hispanics might have something to do with the election result.

— Suren Senat (@suren_senat) November 8, 2012

And here we go. About-face RT @rupertmurdoch Must have sweeping, generous immigration reform. Most are hard working family people.

— Rachel in a Binder (@rachelRACH10) November 8, 2012

And here’s that pivot… RT @rupertmurdochMust have sweeping, generous immigration reform. Most are hard working family people.

— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) November 8, 2012

@rupertmurdoch And tell those here legally they were stupid for following the law?

— Steve___J (@SteveAJacobson) November 8, 2012

@rupertmurdoch sorry mr. Murdoch , non sequitur .If they are illegal they start as NOT law abiding.

— GBIC (@The_GBIC) November 8, 2012

@rupertmurdoch why don’t we eliminate southern border and merge our country with Mexico. Then Obama can send food stamps down there.

— Mitch west (@mitchwest77) November 8, 2012

@rupertmurdoch Generous? How generous are you talking? My ancestors didn’t get a “generous” immigration package & life was a lot harder then

— KC (@Elky305) November 8, 2012

@rupertmurdoch After we secure the border, cut out anchor babies and prosecute/fine employers of illegal immigrants…then YES.

— Pistols At Dawn (@SmokingPistols) November 8, 2012

@rupertmurdoch Legal, law-abiding, hardworking, family-people immigrants are not the problem, it’s illegal aliens severely strain an economy

— Stronger America (@StrongerAmerca) November 8, 2012

@rupertmurdoch that was quick! Thought it would be at least a week or two before conservatives started pandering and groveling for votes

— Derf (@derftron) November 8, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/11/07/rupert-murdoch-pushes-for-generous-sweeping-immigration-reform-compromise/

This Is The Coolest Way To Load A Box Into A Truck. Forklift Fans, Prepare Yourselves.

These forklift drivers came up with a very innovative way to load a box into the very back of a container… not the safest way, mind you. Still, who needs safety when you have skills like these.

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIINBG06jkE?rel=0]
(Source: Lulu Tang) Now I just want to see the continuation video when that box gets unloaded. Share these not-so safety conscious forklift drivers with your friends below.

Read more: http://viralnova.com/crazy-forklift/

This Has Got To Be One Of The Worst Ways To Die — Poor Spider

Making mistakes is a part of life for people and animals alike, but some flubs have much deadlier consequences than others.

Take the fishing spider, for example. Instead of catching prey in a web, it usually sits right at the edge of a body of water, then attacks when it detects ripples from movement. While it is mostly seen as a predator, it can become the victim of an attack if it picks the wrong spot, like this unfortunate creature.

When this spider walked onto the top of a Washington beekeeper’s hive to presumably stalk its prey, it likely realized that making a sudden movement was the worst thing it could have possibly done.

What a horrible way to die.

Read More: This Spider Fight Inside His Garage Had A Very Unexpected Outcome

When it comes to protecting their queen, bees don’t mess around. Sorry, spider, but you were really asking for it by invading their colony.

Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/spider-bee-attack/