The Definitive Ranking Of Australia’s Most Popular Music Festivals

Bring back BDO.

16. Tamworth Country Music Festival.

Does anyone that’s not from Tamworth actually like it?

What you need to know: It’s an all round country affair – city kids used to city festivals may find it very overwhelming. And rather bogan.

15. Stereosonic.

If you’re into the whole dancing/jumping to all music that sounds the same then Stereo is for you.

What you need to know: Stereo is held in November/December every year, so you’ll have to start shredding by at least June.

14. Fat As Butter.

The Newcastle festival can draw some good bands, but the overall the line-up isn’t worth travelling for. Great for the local community and coastie kids however.

What you need to know: Don’t bother with sneaking in alcohol. They’re quite good at finding it.

13. Village Fair.

The people behind Village Fair are kind-hearted music lovers, just trying to give the people of Bathurst something worth dancing for.

What you need to know: It’s great for the uni culture, but if you live nowhere near Bathurst, probably not your thing.

12. Bluesfest Byron Bay.

Bluesfest is the kind of festival that may have one of your all time favourite musicians on the line-up, then nothing else interesting.

What you need to know: It’s a great one to take your Dad to.

11. Peats Ridge.

Peats Ridge was the most chilled out festival OF ALL TIME. Like, so chilled out, you can order Chai Tea and meditate while listening to the soothing sounds of Gotye to ring in the new year.

What you need to know: It’s not on anymore. Sorry.

10. Festival of the Sun.

Festival of the Sun is great for showcasing amazing Aussie talent and encourages dress up themes – fun!

What you need to know: You’re in for a good time, but not like wet-yourself-with-excitement good time.

9. Groovin The Moo.

Groovin The Moo is pretty consistent at boasting a fun line-up; but over the last couple years the festival is getting a little too diverse with the musical experimentation. So if your music taste is picky, more likely than not, you won’t be wanting to travel to go catch the festival for only one or two bands.

What you need to know: Dress warmly for the Canberra one. Otherwise your feet will turn into ice-blocks by the end of the night.

8. Future Music Festival.

Future is the dance/pop/rap manifesto that always draws the crowds back for a good time. Even Dizzee Rascal shows up when he’s invited and that’s something he doesn’t always do.

What you need to know: Stay hydrated. It gets hot out there.

7. Mountain Sounds.

Mountain Sounds is an awesome musical adventure situated on the Central Coast of NSW. Only a year old, the festival boasts a musically diverse line-up and showcases some fantastic Aussie acts.

What you need to know: The festival only runs for the Saturday but you have the option to camp both the Friday and Saturday nights – great for those who live out of town.

6. Secret Garden Festival.

While it’s colourful and the costumes are always fantastic there is a certain risk taken with going to Secret Garden – mainly the fact that you don’t know who’s on the line-up before purchasing tickets. But what’s life without a few risks?

What you need to know: The festival donates a lot of their proceeds towards charity so it’s all about good vibes and good samaritans.

5. St Jerome’s Laneway Festival.

Hipsters unite! Laneway Festival boasts a great array of international and local acts to wet your musical appetite.

What you need to know: There’ll be at least 5 or more bands on the line-up that are so indie you’ve never ever heard of them.

4. Big Day Out.

Big Day Out is the STAPLE of Australian festivals. The father figure. The one that you have to go to just for the novelty of it.

What you need to know: Currently no-one actually knows what the fuck is going on with BDO. Will it come back? We’ll wait with baited breath.

3. Falls Festival.

Chilled tunes by day, followed by lovely MDMA tunes by night (Must Dance Magnificently Always).

What you need to know: There’s a fair bit of walking so wear comfortable shoes and always keep a rain poncho handy. Face glitter isn’t a must but may be looked down upon unfavourably.

2. Soundwave.

One day many punk, rock, emo, metal and hardcore fans were praying for a festival that wouldn’t let them down. Then A.J Maddah – Soundwave God – answered these prayers, and brought a festival with a consistently stellar line-up.

What you need to know: Even if you don’t want to fork out for the festival, save your dollars. There’s bound to be at least three sidewaves you’ll want to hit up.

1. Splendour in the Grass.

It’s Australia’s biggest music festival and with good reason. Year after year Splendour constantly delivers and makes a perfect mid-year musical excursion.

What you need to know: If you love the Coachella line-up, chances are you’ll rate Splendour and the all round good vibe.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/tahliapritchard/lose-yourself-to-the-music

Video: Emmy Awards skit portrays kid as Chick-fil-A-eating ‘monster’

http://twitter.com/#!/toddstarnes/status/250031074405658625

The 64th Primetime Emmy Awards ceremony was full of left-wing Hollyweirdo political jabs? Say it ain’t so!

It wasn’t just Julianne Moore’s Palin bashing and smarty pants commentary on the “electorial” process. Host Jimmy Kimmel took swipes at Republican actor Kelsey Grammer and Mitt Romney. And liberal bogeyman Chick-fil-A got not one, but two mentions.

Chick-Fil-A joke tally tonight… 2 #Emmys

— Baker Machado (@BakerMachado) September 24, 2012

Hollywood showed how intolerant they can be when they repeatedly attacked Chick Fil A at last nights emmys. Let it go already!

— Linda Fast Kolakoski (@shariafighter) September 24, 2012

First up, Kimmel played to Tinseltown progressives with a Chick-fil-A one-liner.

"Being a Republican in Hollywood is like being a Chick Fil A sandwich on the snack table on the set of "Glee." – LOL Jimmy Kimmel

— CNN Entertainment (@CNNent) September 24, 2012

Hardy har har. Get it? Awesome progressives won’t eat Chick-fil-A. Because tolerance or something.

Next up, the cast of “Modern Family” appeared in a skit painting adorable 5-year-old actress Aubrey Anderson-Emmons as history’s greatest monster-in-training. And you know what little monsters eat while they mock gay people, right? Yep. Chick-fil-A sandwiches.

Lily eating a Chick-Fil-A sandwich…"This is what I'm going to eat at my wedding. What are you going to eat at YOUR wedding?"

— Alyssa Harris (@harrisalyss) September 24, 2012

*Eye roll*.

Emmy Awards – Modern Family – Lily is a Monster: http://t.co/bRrAsRRO via @youtube

— Pigonna (@Pigonna) September 24, 2012

Despite Hollywood’s best efforts, the real winner of Emmy night? Chick-fil-A.

Low blow at chickfila courtesy of modern family. But kinda funny they are giving free advertising to them #Emmys

— Samantha S (@S_Sandelli) September 24, 2012

Nom nom nom.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/09/24/video-emmy-awards-skit-portrays-kid-as-chick-fil-a-eating-monster/

7 Circumstances Of Measles Associated With Chicago-Area Day Care Center

Officials stated they truly aren’t yet certain just what the source for the outbreak was, nor do they determine if its for this situations stemming from Disneyland.

Six babies underneath the age 1 and something adult were identified as having measles in a cluster linked to per day treatment center in residential district Chicago.

a child is provided an MMR shot. Rebecca Naden / Reuters

The Cook County Department of Public wellness had previously stated that five children for this center had been identified, but stated Monday more situations was indeed verified.


a grown-up for this center was also clinically determined to have the disease, the division stated. All people who were identified were unvaccinated.

At the least four associated with the babies live in Cook County, Illinois, and also at minimum one everyday lives in Chicago. Each of them have already been associated with a KinderCare training Center in Palatine, Illinois.

Officials said they have beenn’t however certain what the origin of the outbreak ended up being, nor do they determine if it really is from the outbreak stemming from Disneyland.

All unvaccinated folks on day care facility were bought to stay residence, officials stated.

Final month, state officials confirmed that a resident was clinically determined to have measles in Springfield, Illinois.

Officials said they are not certain that the afternoon care outbreak is linked toward past instance.

The situations launched on Monday bring the total of cases into the county to eight.

Cases associated with when almost eliminated virus are cropping up across the U.S. since December of last year.

The outbreak ended up being sparked by exposure at Disneyland in Anaheim, Ca. Instances for the virus have steadily already been increasing as vaccine prices decline.

find out more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemcneal/five-babies-diagnosed-with-measles-at-chicago-area-day-care

No, seriously: Wendy Davis nail art is a thing

http://twitter.com/#!/alicebolin/status/349743876157874176

What a woman chooses to do with her fingernails is a personal decision between her and her manicurist. And now, women fighting a proposed Texas law that would require them to make the choice to have an abortion within the first 5 months of pregnancy aren’t waiting for state Sen. Wendy Davis to show up on a campaign poster for governor; instead, they’re choosing to have their new hero emblazoned on their fingernails.

http://twitter.com/#!/wendybraitman/status/350331058513915905 http://twitter.com/#!/SarahSchimmer/status/351784718137708544 http://twitter.com/#!/deebeediva/status/351855074806472704

A fetus begins to develop fingernails around the 12th week of pregnancy.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/07/01/no-seriously-wendy-davis-nail-art-is-a-thing/

African Union launches US-backed force in hunt of Kony

http://twitter.com/#!/WillyFoReal/status/183694605320077312

After a YouTube video gained traction around the Globe, Joseph Kony is now the spotlight of multiple human rights activists around the world (and has been for several years).

Here’s the report from Haaretz:

The AU force aims to coordinate soldiers already hunting for Kony from South Sudan, the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC), Central African Republic (CAR) and Uganda with logistical and intelligence help from Washington.

In October, U.S. President Barack Obama said he was sending 100 military advisers to the four countries involved in the new AU force.

“The Americans are playing a pivotal role in some aspects,” AU special envoy Francisco Madeira said on Saturday.

“They support us militarily, they support us with equipment, they support us with military advice, they support us even with intelligence and training,” he told reporters at its launch ceremony in the South Sudanese capital Juban. He gave no details on the troops’ strategy.

The force will be headquartered in Yambio in South Sudan near the border to the DRC. Units will be also based in Dungu in the DRC and Obo in the CAR, officials said.

UN Central Africa envoy Abou Moussa said the force had to capitalize on the high level of global pressure on Kony.

“We need to take advantage of the high level of interest, goodwill and political commitment to finally put an end to this crime.”

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/24/african-union-launches-us-backed-force-in-hunt-of-kony/

Zimmerman helps rescue family; ‘MSNBC tonight’ mockery springs into action

http://twitter.com/#!/charlescwcooke/status/359368210795085825

MSNBC and other media outlets might be really struggling to come up with an angle for this one, but fortunately many Twitter users are here to help.

George Zimmerman is often reported as being “in hiding,” but according to Florida authorities he made a recent public appearance:

http://twitter.com/#!/BreakingNews/status/359352751643303936

From ABC News:

The crash occurred at the intersection of I-4 and route Route 46, police said. The crash site is less than a mile from where Zimmerman shot Martin.

By the time police arrived, two people – including Zimmerman – had already helped the family get out of the overturned car, the sheriff’s office said. No one was reported to be injured.

Zimmerman was not a witness to the crash and left after speaking with the deputy, police said.

By the time the story is reported tonight (or should we say if it’s reported), it might sound much different.

Tweeters took the opportunity to predict how the story might be reported on #MSNBCTonight:

http://twitter.com/#!/BenHowe/status/359364746786508803 http://twitter.com/#!/KatiePavlich/status/359371127753150465 http://twitter.com/#!/Macs_Wax/status/359373067534876674 http://twitter.com/#!/RickSheridan/status/359371271580041217 http://twitter.com/#!/ERE1968/status/359374930447564800 http://twitter.com/#!/MBGlenn/status/359380840473559040 http://twitter.com/#!/libertychick80/status/359373710563618816

Or maybe MSNBC will avoid the Zimmerman rescue story altogether and stick to the kind of hard-hitting investigative journalism that has become their wheelhouse in recent days:

http://twitter.com/#!/johnhboyer/status/359377277202604032

That sounds more like it.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/07/22/george-zimmerman-helps-pull-family-from-overturned-vehicle-msnbc-tonight-mockery-springs-into-action/