Category: Anxiety

http://twitter.com/#!/TedNugent/status/294587296467009536

Ted Nugent didn’t name any one particular news outlet when he took to Twitter today to decry the “soulless, lying media,” but we’ll just bet his tweet has something to do with a piece in the Huffington Post today called, “Cowardly Ted Nugent Threatened the President Again.”

Sounds serious. So, what was the threat, exactly? According to writer Bob Cesca, Nugent threatened to assassinate President Obama in this portion of remarks given at the Shooting, Hunting and Outdoor Trade Show in Las Vegas last weekend:

The president of the United States goes to the Vietnam Memorial Wall and pretends to honor 58,000 American heroes who died fighting communism and then he hires, appoints and associates with communists. He pretends to pay honor to men who died fighting communism, and then he hangs out with, hires and appoints communists. He is an evil dangerous man who hates America and hates freedom. And we need to fix this as soon as possible.

Did you catch that? What else could “fix this as soon as possible” mean if not assassination?

Simply being honest & patriotic causes subhumans much consternation. Precious

— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) January 24, 2013

The Nuge denied that he’d threatened anyone, but that doesn’t mean a killing spree isn’t on the agenda.

Back in my TX treestand with my bow&arrow to kill more deer for my fellow needy Americans

— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) January 24, 2013

We are again killing record numbers of surplus deer bear cougars & other game this season Damn cool renewable assets

— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) January 24, 2013

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/01/24/ted-nugent-calls-out-soulless-lying-media-over-reported-threat-to-president-obama/

http://twitter.com/#!/CNNExpress/status/355860278031810560

Something dubbed #tampongate became the outrage of the day in Austin, Texas, today as abortion rights activists gathered again at the state capitol to protest legislation that would restrict most abortions after 20 weeks and impose more stringent safety standards on clinics. Tales of tampons (and condoms, and glitter, and cereal bars) being confiscated by capitol police started making the rounds, thus making feminine hygiene products the new symbol of the GOP’s war on women.

http://twitter.com/#!/KatieAnnieOakly/status/355864275136442368 http://twitter.com/#!/jbendery/status/355868351798599680

So, just what do you do with all of those tampons those mean police wouldn’t let you take into the Senate chamber? Here’s a stunning pair of tampon earrings.

http://twitter.com/#!/jodyserrano/status/355858002919686144

Wow, we’re almost convinced that late-term abortion is a great thing. What else do you have?

http://twitter.com/#!/Students4LifeHQ/status/355847609417621504 http://twitter.com/#!/AlexaShrugged/status/355848239863455744

It’s for the children!

http://twitter.com/#!/Students4LifeHQ/status/355841644056150016

Isn’t it time that comedian Lizz Winstead said “vagina”?

http://twitter.com/#!/originalgriz/status/355784276253483008

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/07/12/classy-out-wendy-davis-nail-art-in-tampon-earrings/

http://twitter.com/#!/Anti_Intellect/status/382551324241301504

Rihanna is a pop queen/bad girl/former punching bag of douchetastic R&B singer Chris Brown.

Teyana Taylor is a “recording artist and actress” and all-around diva-wannabe on social media. She showed off her pipes on Instagram…

…prompting Rihanna to mock her with help from a male friend in a wig.

Beefing ensued.

http://twitter.com/#!/iamBrILLYant/status/382555162125942784

Teyana had a lot to say.

http://twitter.com/#!/TEYANATAYLOR/status/382546724461350912 http://twitter.com/#!/TEYANATAYLOR/status/382562379659083776

Rihanna kept it short and not-so-sweet.

http://twitter.com/#!/rihanna/status/382584719147540480

That was then.

http://twitter.com/#!/IAmASuperSaiyan/status/382592136547287040

This is now.

http://twitter.com/#!/Danii100/status/382576529756020736

Chad Ochocinco weighed in:

http://twitter.com/#!/ochocinco/status/382553565484830720

Social media beef: It’s what’s for dinner. And lunch. And breakfast.

http://twitter.com/#!/NikoFenty/status/382629392465141760

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/09/24/online-celeb-spat-of-the-day-rihanna-vs-teyana-taylor/

http://twitter.com/#!/billmaher/status/386991186558611456

We’re sorry if Maher has spoiled anything with his tweet, but you already knew that Bill Maher isn’t funny, right? Has any government worker died from the shutdown yet? It has been nearly six full days (according to CNN’s helpful on-screen shutdown clock), and though the House voted unanimously to pass bill providing retroactive pay to furloughed federal workers, some non-essential personnel might miss a paycheck.

http://twitter.com/#!/pokerholic1967/status/386996433838034944

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/10/06/spoiler-warning-bill-maher-trolls-ted-cruz-over-gravity-isnt-funny/

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/215132175056650240

Our sides can’t simply take alot more aching! “Real journalist” CNN’s Howard Kurtz tweeted completely a heck of a scoop in connection with Romney “Wawa-gate” video! Only, you realize, an entire day later. D’oh! The thing is that, “just a blogger” SooperMexican broke that tale wide-open yesterday.

Viewed MSNBC video clip of Mitt saying "amazing" to Wawa touch-screen menu therefore the editing is misleading – he had been making an alternate point

— HowardKurtz (@HowardKurtz) June 19, 2012

What’s next, Howard? Will you simply take a deeper consider that entire planet thing and figure out it’s, actually, maybe not flat? Breaking!

Kurtz’s staggering not enough understanding ended up being prime fodder for hashtag mockery. Twitter people visited the relief, providing even more “scoops” for Mr. Kurtz, a “real reporter.” A “real reporter” like Andrea Mitchell, whom shamefully declined to apologize for or denounce the deceptively edited video.

RT @michellemalkin: BREAKING: Took closer look at Rathergate documents. Turns out CBS faked them. #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters 🙂

— ToniMarie (@Mrs_ESTMR) June 19, 2012

Guess what happens takes place when you pull grandpa's finger? #HowardKurtzTweets

— JustaGrandpa (@RefudiateGOPe) June 19, 2012

BREAKING: Took closer look at Watergate – i believe Nixon knows significantly more than he's saying. #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters

— me personally in Jersey (@Me_In_Jersey) Summer 19, 2012

BREAKING: Took a review of those NYTimes Jayson Blair tales. Ends up these were all phony! #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters

— AL(…) Hogan (@ParadigmForce) June 19, 2012

@michellemalkin BREAKING: NBC Information *may* have edited the Trayvon 911 call to help make Zimmerman appearance racist. #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporter

— Razor (@hale_razor) June 19, 2012

https://twitter.com/LastBrainLeft/status/215135621247795200

https://twitter.com/LastBrainLeft/status/215135122339536898

THIS SIMPLY IN: Lindbergh has landed in Paris! #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters

— GOP Comedian (@GOPcomedy) June 19, 2012

https://twitter.com/NotDaveWeigel/status/215136295394086913

BREAKING INFORMATION: Man finds out fire. "temperature good," says witness. #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters

— GOP Comedian (@GOPcomedy) June 19, 2012

@michellemalkin BUSTING: Dewey Defeats Truman headline FALSE! #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters

— CincyJack (@CincyJack) Summer 19, 2012

It would appear that the moon is certainly not manufactured from mozzarella cheese. #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters @michellemalkin

— Mister Duke (@LeviathanLeap) June 19, 2012

BREAKING: looked over NBC Dateline video of GM vehicles. Works out explosions rigged. #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) June 19, 2012

#HowardKurtzTweets Upon additional representation, this "water" compound appears instead wet.

— The Monster (@SumErgoMonstro) June 19, 2012

Pleased warriors and “just bloggers” for the win, once again. Much more, kindly!

Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2012/06/19/howardkurtztweets-real-journalist-fails-to-keep-up-with-just-bloggers-instant-gold/