91 Enduring And Beautiful Quotes About Love

Because “love is not about staring at each other, but staring off in the same direction.”

We asked the BuzzFeed Community to share their favorite quotes about love. Here are some of the most beautiful replies.

1. “In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine.” –Maya Angelou
Suggested by Megan Rose S. via Facebook

2. “If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.” —Emma, Jane Austen
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3. “Even after all this time? Always.” –J.K. Rowling
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4. “The course of true love never did run smooth.” A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Shakespeare
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5. “Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.” –Emily Bronte
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6. “Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.” –Matt Groening
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7. “Find what you love and let it kill you.” –Charles Bukowski
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8. “We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, so when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness; and then we call it love.” –Dr. Seuss
Submitted by Kristen R. via Facebook

9. “cannot fix on the hour, or the look, or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew I had begun.” —Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen
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10. “Maybe…you’ll fall in love with me all over again.”
“Hell,” I said, “I love you enough now. What do you want to do? Ruin me?”
“Yes. I want to ruin you.”
“Good,” I said. “That’s what I want too.” —Farewell to Arms, Ernest Hemingway
Suggested by Kaylee W. via Facebook

11. “And think not you can direct the course of love, for love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course. —The Prophet, Kahlil Gibran
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12. “Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks, but bears it out even to the edge of doom.” –Shakespeare
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13. “When love beckons to you follow him, Though his ways are hard and steep. And when his wings enfold you yield to him, Though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you. And when he speaks to you believe in him, Though his voice may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays waste the garden. For even as love crowns you so shall he crucify you. Even as he is for your growth so is he for your pruning. Even as he ascends to your height and caresses your tenderest branches that quiver in the sun, So shall he descend to your roots and shake them in their clinging to the earth.” —The Prophet, Kahlil Gibran
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14. “Well you may not be beautiful, but it’s not for me to judge. I don’t know if you’re beautiful because I love you too much.” –“Asleep and Dreaming,” The Magnetic Fields
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15. “I believe love is always eternal. Even if eternity is only five minutes.” —Woman Hollering Creek and Other Stories, Sandra Cisneros
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16. “Love is not about staring at each other, but staring off in the same direction” –Antoine de Saint Exupéry
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17. “For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love.” –Carl Sagan
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18. “To love another person is to see the face of God.” –Victor Hugo
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19. “You remind me of a poem I can’t remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I’m not sure I’ve ever been to.” –Grandpa Simpson, The Simpsons
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20. “What is love but a prelude to sorrow…with heartache ahead for your goal.” –“Blue Prelude,” Nina Simone
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21. “Please know whether it’s the days you burn more brilliant than the sun or the nights you collapse into my lap your body broken into a thousand questions, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I will love you when you are a still day. I will love you when you are a hurricane.” —Mouthful of Forevers, Clementine von Radics
Suggested by Andrea A. via Facebook

22. “No amount of fire or freshness can challenge what a man will store up in his ghostly heart.” —The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald
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23. “Your wide eyes are the only light I know from extinguished constellations.” –Pablo Neruda
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24. “Out of all those kinds of people, you got a face with a view.” –“This Must Be the Place,” Talking Heads
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25. “Were not there you, I’d be not too.” –Karen Marie Moning
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26. “I have loved to the point of madness; that which is called madness, that which to me, is the only sensible way to love.” ―Francois Sagon
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27. “All that I am, all that I ever was, is here in your perfect eyes. They’re all I can see.” –“Chasing Cars,” Snow Patrol
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28. “You are every reason, every hope and every dream I’ve ever had.” —The Notebook, Nicholas Sparks
Suggested by Janel P. via Facebook

29. “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” — Winnie the Pooh, A. A. Milne
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30. “Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are.” –Oscar Wilde
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31. “I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.” —The Fault in Our Stars, John Green
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32. “I love you as one should, to excess. With folly, delight and despair.” –Julie de L’Espinasse
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33. “Love is the irresistible desire to be desired irresistibly.” –Robert Frost Suggested by Hannah B. via Facebook

34. “Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move
Doubt truth to be a liar
But never doubt I love.” — Hamlet, Shakespeare
Suggested by Isabelle P. via Facebook

35. “The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them to fit our own image. Otherwise, we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them.” — No Man Is an Island, Thomas Merton
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36. “Of all the things my eyes have seen, the best by far is you.” –Cecilia and the Satellite
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37. “I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.” ― Blue-Eyed Devil, Lisa Kleypas
Suggested by queenkatlifah

38. “I don’t ask you to love me always like this, but I ask you to remember. Somewhere inside of me there will always be the person I am tonight.” — Tender Is the Night, F. Scott Fitzgerald
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39. “I am all the time thinking about poetry and fiction and you.” –Virginia Woolf
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40. “And so, when a person meets the half that is his very own, whatever his orientation, whether it’s to young men or not, then something wonderful happens: the two are struck from their senses by love, by a sense of belonging to one another, and by desire, and they don’t want to be separated from one another, not even for a moment.” —The Symposium, Plato
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41. “I could stay with you forever and never realize the time.” –“You’re Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go,” Bob Dylan
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42. “Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.” —Wuthering Heights, Emily Bronte
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43. “But most of all I’m afraid of walking out that door and never feeling again for my whole life the way I feel when I’m with you.” — Baby, Dirty Dancing
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44. “My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches!” — The Princess Bride
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45. “You could search the furthest reaches of the universe and never find anything more beautiful.” –Yvaine, Stardust
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46. “You’re the better half of me, you’re the only half I need.” — “Wild Ones,” You Me At Six
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47. “I didn’t fall in love with you. I walked into love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I do believe in fate and destiny, but I also believe we are only fated to do the things that we’d choose anyway. And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you.” — The Chaos of Stars, Kiersten White
Suggested by Erin Ashley

48. “She would defend herself, saying that love, no matter what else it might be, was a natural talent. She would say: You are either born knowing how, or you never know.” —Love in the Time of Cholera, Gabriel García Márquez
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49. “The truth, is you could slit my throat. And with my one last gasping breath, I’d apologize for bleeding on your shirt.” –Taking Back Sunday
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50. “I wish that life could be just like a photograph. One moment captured as you laugh your perfect laugh.” –“Like a Daydream,” Ride
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51. “Every breath that is in your lungs is a tiny little gift to me.” –“Dead Leave & The Dirty Ground,” The White Stripes
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52. “So yes. It had flaws, but what does that matter when it comes to matters of the heart? We love what we love. Reason does not enter into it. In many ways, unwise love is the truest love. Anyone can love a thing BECAUSE. That’s as easy as putting a penny in your pocket. But to love a thing DESPITE. To know the flaws and love them too. That is rare and pure and perfect.” —The Wise Man’s Fear, Patrick Rothfuss.
Suggested by jojobean16

53. “For you, a thousand times over.” —The Kite Runner, Khaled Hosseini
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54. “And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.” –The Bible
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55. “I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.” ―100 Love Sonnets, Pablo Neruda
Suggested by erockadashow

56. “I know sometimes
it’s still hard to let me see you
in all your cracked perfection,
but please know:
whether it’s the days you burn
more brilliant than the sun
or the nights you collapse into my lap
your body broken into a thousand questions,
you are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
I will love you when you are a still day.
I will love you when you are a hurricane.” –Clementine Von Radics
Suggested by amandam4b4f6b306

57. “‘It doesn’t happen all at once,’ said the Skin Horse. ‘You become. It takes a long time. That’s why it doesn’t happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.'” —The Velveteen Rabbit, Margery Williams
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58. “I don’t care if you don’t love me, I don’t care if you won’t change. I would live inside the shadow that is cast by you, if it meant that you would.” –“Miss America,” Something Corporate
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59. “There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive, wormhole refractors… You know the thing you need most of all? You need a hand to hold.” —Dr. Who, Season 6
Suggested by Erin Ashley

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60. “Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches…” —The Princess Bride
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61. “I love you only because it’s you the one I love; I hate you deeply, and hating you, bend to you, and the measure of my changing love for you is that I do not see you but love you blindly.” –Pablo Neruda
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62. “When you fall in love, it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots are become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is.” —Captain Correlli’s Mandolin, Louis de Bernières
Suggested by mary-laurenw

63. “Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love.” — Hamlet, Shakespeare
Suggested by dhanyaj

64. “Love: a single word, a wispy thing, a word no bigger or longer than an edge. That’s what it is: an edge; a razor. It draws up through the center of your life, cutting everything in two. Before and after. The rest of the world falls away on either side.” –Lauren Oliver
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65. “Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.” ―Dorothy Parker
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66. “I am in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we are all doomed, and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only Earth we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you.” —The Fault in Our Stars, John Green
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67. “Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.” –Maya Angelou
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68. “It means that love isn’t about being afraid that it will all be snatched
away. Love’s about finding the one person who makes your heart complete,
who makes you a better person than you ever dreamed you
could be. It’s about looking in the eyes of your wife and knowing, all
the way to your bones, that she’s simply the best person you’ve ever
known.” —The Viscount Who Loved Me, Julia Quinn
Suggested by alexandriachem

69. “We are all fools in love.” —Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen
Suggested by sharonc55

70. “If we look at the world with a love of life, the world will reveal its beauty to us.” –Daisaku Ikeda
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71. “Love consists of this: two solitudes that meet, protect and greet each other.” ―Rainer Maria Rilke
Suggested by bethg31

72. “The minute I heard my first love story,
I started looking for you, not knowing
how blind that was.
Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere.
They’re in each other all along.” ―Rumi
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73. “She was like art; and art wasn’t supposed to look nice. It was supposed to make you feel something.” —Eleanor and Park, Rainbow Rowell
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74. “I could hear my heart beating. I could hear everyone’s heart. I could hear the human noise we sat there making, not one of us moving, not even when the room went dark.” ―What We Talk About When We Talk About Love, Raymond Carver
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75. “Cause on the list of everything I need, there’s air, but first there’s you and me.” –“The Truth Is,” Go Radio
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76. “The half life of love is forever.” —This Is How You Lose Her, Junot Díaz
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77. “You are my sweetest downfall.” –“Samson,” Regina Spector
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78. “My love for you is a puzzle, for which I have no answers. I can’t control it… and now I don’t care. I truly, deeply love you.” –Padme Amidala
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79. “Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won’t adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as its accomplice. Instead of vowing to honor and obey, maybe we should swear to aid and abet.” –Tom Robbins
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80. “Some people reflect light, some deflect it, you by some miracle, seem to collect it.” —House of Leaves, Mark Z. Danielewski
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81. “Just in case you ever foolishly forget; I’m never not thinking of you.” —Selected Diaries, Virginia Woolf
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82. “That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they’re not much to look at, or even if they’re sort of stupid, you fall in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can.” —Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger
Suggested by aeslehcgale

83. “We are like islands in the sea. Separate on the surface, but connected in the deep.” –William James
Suggested by brittanyb46a381ca8

84. “Love is the doorway through which the human soul passes from selfishness to service.” –Unknown
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85. “But we loved with a love that was more than love.” –“Annabelle Lee,” Edgar Allen Poe
Suggested by whitneighs

86. “He was my North, my South, my East, and West,
My working week, and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song.” –“Funeral Blues,” W.H. Auden
Suggested by anniea4c02ace89

87. “Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.” –Frida Kahlo
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88. “I read once that the ancient Egyptians had fifty words for sand and the Eskimos had a hundred words for snow. I wish I had a thousand words for love, but all that comes to mind is the way you move against me while you sleep, and there are no words for that.” –Unknown
Suggested by laurenm47cbff421

89. “I want to know you moved and breathed in the same world with me.” —The Short Stories of F. Scott Fitzgerald, F. Scott Fitzgerald,
Suggested by ludovicat

90. “The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of.” –Pascal
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91. “Grief is the price we pay for love.” –Queen Elizabeth
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Allen West at CPAC: Libs fear black conservatives; Foul libs prove him right

http://twitter.com/#!/ACUConservative/status/312192484560216064

@allenwest: “I’m tired of liberals dividing up this country into little groups.” #CPAC #tcot

— CPAC (@CPACnews) March 14, 2013

Amen.

They certainly don’t like us. Messes w/ narrative. RT @aaronblakewp Allen West says liberals fear black conservatives wapo.st/10L5Rbw

— Seth (@dcseth) March 14, 2013

That’s right. Progressives of pallor hurl vile hatred at Allen West continuously. Conservatives? They adore him. Mr. West appeared at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC 2013) this morning. NBC reporters were forced to admit that he was swarmed by the crowds, but they had to include a little snide, natch: “just a former, one-term congressman.” He has no (D) by his name, you see, so he must be diminished.

Also, Allen West might be just a former, one-term congressman, but that’s not stopping fans from swarming him in the halls here at CPAC.

— Mike O’Brien (@mpoindc) March 14, 2013

MT @mpoindc: Allen West might be just a former, 1-term congressman, but that’s not stopping fans from swarming him at CPAC

— Mark Murray (@mmurraypolitics) March 14, 2013

But, swarmed he was. Conservatives love the outspoken and brave  Allen West. He may not be in the House of Representatives any longer, but he sure as heck still represents the people.

Col Allen West at #CPAC. After talking to him at the sushi bar, I could go home happy now. But I won’t!twitpic.com/cb5jhx via @twitpic

— Steel Magnolia (@Southrngirl77) March 14, 2013

Allen West playing it cool #CPAC2013 instagr.am/p/W2EADNswft/

— Laine Milam (@lainemilam) March 14, 2013

Allen West is creating a fire hazard #CPAC2013 twitter.com/grace_lightnin…

— grace wyler (@grace_lightning) March 14, 2013

Just shook Allen West’s hand! #winning #CPAC2013

— Alicia Stetin (@AliciaStetin) March 14, 2013

In the presence of greatness!! God bless Allen West!! #CPAC2013 @ Gaylord National – Potomac AB instagr.am/p/W1vG-LqcYp/

— Jackie Wellfonder (@princy_lyn) March 14, 2013

Alan West. He’s far away, but he’s pretty much the bomb. #CPAC2013 @m_mcaulay twitter.com/HaleyNForest/s…

— Haley Forest (@HaleyNForest) March 14, 2013

Allen West is here and the #cpac kids are STOKED

— Neda Semnani (@Neda_Semnani) March 14, 2013

A standing ovation for former Rep. Allen West at #CPAC2013 The conservative bloggers around me are delighted

— Sara Murray (@SaraMurray) March 14, 2013

Got to meet with Allen West! #CPAC2013 twitter.com/spencerfinchgo…

— Spencer Finch (@spencerfinchgop) March 14, 2013

He’s still here! @allenwest is in the house! #RedNationRising #TeaParty #tcot #ccot #CPAC2013 twitter.com/vandongene/sta…

— Vandon Gene (@vandongene) March 14, 2013

Everyone’s trying to get a pic with Allen West here. A little mob forming around him. #CPAC2013

— Elahe Izadi (@ElaheIzadi) March 14, 2013

Progressives of pallor? Out come the despicable racial slurs.

#dearwhitepeople stop trying to make Allen West your token. He’s an idiot. #cpac2013

— Kinaya Bryant (@supermishelle) March 14, 2013

#CPAC token Allen West wants Jesus in the schools.He means Max von Sydow Jesus, but in his heart he’s all about Jeffrey Hunter Jesus.

— TheSwampwitch (@TheSwampwitch) March 14, 2013

Allen West,at CPAC,should have recognized that he is a token negro who is tolerated in the name of diversity for the republican party.

— Ollie McKinnis (@omckjr) March 14, 2013

“Uncle Ruckus” or Uncle Tom “Stephen” from Django Unchained is at it again! He didn’t touch at all on his one term… fb.me/E7uruefa

— Amee Ellsworth (@AmeeEllsworth) March 14, 2013

#CPAC2013GOP MIGHT GET A BIGGER TENT,…only to be filled with more bigoted white people, and a few “toms” to the likes of Allan West.

— Vincent Strother (@strothervincen) March 14, 2013

Disgusting. It would behoove those sad souls to actually listen to Allen West. His speech at CPAC 2013 this morning hit it out of the park.

Think I misspelled West’s first name & normally I’m anal like that. Allen is killing #CPAC2013 quoting Churchill/Thatcher so basically IDK!!

— BoldFreshJew © (@BoldFreshJew) March 14, 2013

Allen West delivers at #CPAC2013. instagr.am/p/W1v0T1v04Z/

— Duane Lester (@Bodhi1) March 14, 2013

“Deeds and not words will paint this country red.” Powerful speech by Allen West. #cpac2013 twitter.com/ari_wilk/statu…

— Arianna Wilkerson (@ari_wilk) March 14, 2013

Allen West at #CPAC2013 “Real peace comes from the Marine Corps. not the Peace Corps.”

— Sara Murray (@SaraMurray) March 14, 2013

‘The Constitution was written to control the government and not the people!’ ~ Allen West (@ The Honorable Allen West#CPAC201

— Sharon Broadie (@SBroadie) March 14, 2013

‘The Constitution was written to control the government and not the people!’ ~ Allen West (@ The Honorable Allen West#CPAC201

— Sharon Broadie (@SBroadie) March 14, 2013

‘As Conservatives, We cannot give lip service to our principles.’ ~ Allen West (@ The Honorable Allen West#CPAC2013)

— Sharon Broadie (@SBroadie) March 14, 2013

@allenwest “Now is the time we need a new generation of leaders.” #CPAC2013 #tcot

— CPAC (@CPACnews) March 14, 2013

Former congressman Allen West! #tcot #CPAC @allenwest twitter.com/Frankanader/st…

— Frank Beach (@Frankanader) March 14, 2013

The Right Scoop has the video.

FANTASTIC – – – – > FULL SPEECH: Allen West at CPAC 2013 soa.li/MC2sZtF

— Right Scoop (@trscoop) March 14, 2013

Fantastic, indeed. And absolutely correct, as racist progressives of pallor continuously prove.

Related:

Allen West concedes House race, says ‘I will continue to fight for our Republic’; Update: Libs hurl slurs

Florida officials order partial recount in Allen West race; Left hurls more insults

Breaking: Fla. judge denies Allen West’s recount request; West vows to keep fighting; Liberals hurl insults

Fla. Rep. Allen West loses re-election bid, lib racists gloat

Vogue editor André Leon Talley: Allen West’s ‘Coon Minstrely Theatre’ an ‘embarrassment to blacks’

Bill Maher, now with more racism: GOP is ‘party of apes,’ singles out Allen West

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‘Last time I got sick’; Customers not surprised nearly 200 sickened by Golden Corral

http://twitter.com/#!/KayBadams/status/278301488831422464

Oh, dear. That Twitter user isn’t alone. Others report getting sick after eating at the Golden Corral.

As much fun as i had with austins family tonight at golden coral, i am NEVER going back there. I have never been so sick from food. Ever

— rachel wee-vas ❄⛄ (@rachelgetmoney) December 10, 2012

@rachelgetmoney Golden Corral blowsss I got sick from there too!

— December 21st ⚡ (@Dangetsbunz) December 10, 2012

I’m about to puke Golden Corral everywhere!

— Brandon Madison (@Brandon_madison) December 12, 2012

I feel sick #That golden corral! O_o

— Its Ms.Lisa 2 You¡! (@LadyLoveBadd) December 10, 2012

I get sick every time I eat there! Idk what it is..RT @sacksrfull_bam: Why ppl sayin they don’t like golden corral??? 😳

— Raven. (@RaeeSymonee) December 9, 2012

Kinda feeling sick! “/ not liking this!! Never again will I go to golden corral! -_-

— ♡ (@COLDpnutbutta) December 9, 2012

-___-” Golden Corral food .. Never eating there again v_v .

— ∞ANGEℓ♥∞ (@_AANGELLL) December 13, 2012

Last time I ate at Golden Corral I was sick before we even left.

— Samantha J.(@sam_SUNG1) December 6, 2012

i ate at golden corral like 3 times shit make me sick to my stomach .

— -xoxoKeundra (@_imaPYTbtch) December 13, 2012

Golden Corral ought to be called Gross Corral. Can’t blame anybody but me!!! Wish I could puke.

— Lee Burk (@LeeBurk) December 13, 2012

Last time I had Golden Corral shit made me sick

— ICDC Wingman ✊ (@LadiesLoveSwiff) December 13, 2012

@ultimatechimera One time while we were at golden corral this kid powered puked 3 feet of vomit by the ice cream.

— Matthew (@suicidalprinny) December 11, 2012

@ultimatechimera Yeah.. the food there is atrocious. Especially on the stomach.

— Matthew (@suicidalprinny) December 11, 2012

@hyfr_its_me think I got a stomach virus , ever since I ate at golden corral sunday, me my mommy and my sister been sick !

— – TheBO$$  (@_itsTheREALher) December 7, 2012

If you all fell ill after eating at the old GC, chances are it was the Norovirus spread at the restaurant.

@edtheplumber I eat at asian buffets a lot, never gotten sick. Ate at golden corral twice got sick once. never went back

— Rob Rowald (@RobTheITguy) December 13, 2012

Anyone suprised by this? “167 sickened after dining at newly-opened GOLDEN CORRAL… drudge.tw/ZlDnHC

— BBIII (@wildbillthe3rd) December 13, 2012

That’s right. Nearly 200 people were struck ill after eating at a newly-opened Golden Corral in Casper, Wyoming.

please, not the fountain. RT @drudge_report: 167 sickened after dining at newly-opened GOLDEN CORRAL… drudge.tw/ZlDnHC

— Patrick Madden (@Patrick_Madden) December 13, 2012

Twitter users are not surprised. Some blame the dreaded chocolate waterfall. And others are just struck with the giggles.

167 people ate at Golden Corral? RT @drudge_report: 167 sickened after dining at newly-opened GOLDEN CORRAL… drudge.tw/ZlDnHC

— Tucker Ives (@tives) December 13, 2012

Normal.RT @drudge_report: 167 sickened after dining at newly-opened GOLDEN CORRAL… drudge.tw/ZlDnHC

— winnard (@winnardairshows) December 13, 2012

CHOCOLATE WATERFALL || RT @drudge_report: 167 sickened after dining at newly-opened GOLDEN CORRAL… drudge.tw/ZlDnHC

— STEVE HUFF (@SteveHuff) December 13, 2012

Shouldn’t it be higher? RT @drudge_report: 167 sickened after dining at newly-opened GOLDEN CORRAL… drudge.tw/ZlDnHC

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) December 13, 2012

#NomNomNomNom RT @drudge_report: 167 sickened after dining at newly-opened GOLDEN CORRAL… drudge.tw/ZlDnHC

— Dani ✌ (@VanGoGoGirly) December 13, 2012

People strickend with illness after eating at Golden Corral….Condition is knows as…Eating at Golden Corral fb.me/2BX7MmeEQ

— Skip LaCombe (@skiplacombe) December 13, 2012

But the commercials make it look so good. RT @drudge_report: 167 sickened after dining @ newly-opened GOLDEN CORRAL – drudge.tw/ZlDnHC

— JB (@JimBillimoria) December 13, 2012

@leighmelone I honestly like Golden Corral, to tell the truth, and it *is* unnerving.

— STEVE HUFF (@SteveHuff) December 13, 2012

@daveweigel @drudge_report Heck, I’m sickened by the very idea of eating at a Golden Corral.

— Ixak (@ixakRubicon) December 13, 2012

@eatthisnotthat I’m going to guess it is The Golden Corral.

— Josh Olmsted (@michugana) December 13, 2012

@daveweigel @drudge_report that’s what they get for eating at golden corral

— jim collins (@jimcollins) December 13, 2012

Great.I’m eating GC as I type this.“@drudge_report: 167 sickened after dining at newly-opened GOLDEN CORRAL… drudge.tw/ZlDnHC

— John Cangelosi (@JohnRCangelosi) December 13, 2012

Oh, noes.

My job is awesome. They treated us to Golden Corral 😁

— January 7(@MandaPooh_) December 13, 2012

Oh, honey. That wasn’t a perk.

How much is Golden Corral lunch?

— nodnarB (@Brando7891) December 13, 2012

Ssh. Don’t even think about it. Run away.

We wish a speedy recovery to those who were struck ill in Casper.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/12/13/blame-the-waterfall-last-time-i-got-sick-customers-not-surprised-nearly-200-sickened-at-golden-corral/

Maxine Waters: Sequestration could result in loss of ‘over 170 million jobs’

http://twitter.com/#!/JUSTINMAGNESS/status/307211485954854913

In recent days, Democrats have ramped up their mission to strike fear into the hearts of Americans over the chaos that will reign if sequestration takes effect tomorrow. And today, in a last-ditch effort to terrify every last one of us, corruptocrat swamp queen Maxine Waters is pulling out all the stops:

That bad?! MT @melissatweets: Maxine Waters says 170 million people will lose jobs to sequestration. There are around 150 million employed

— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) February 28, 2013

Gosh, it’s worse than we thought!

If Maxine Waters is right about sequester losing 170 million jobs I’m afraid the entire continent could get off balance and tip over.

— Wittorical (@Wittorical) February 28, 2013

Maxine Waters once again shows that the Left struggles with numbers. Maybe the 170 million are those facing O-Care’s Death Panels 1st #tcot

— Bryan Ridenour (@youthpastorbry) February 28, 2013

Waters’ mathematical acrobatics — on par with Joe Biden’s — are causing conservatives to speculate about the squillions of other tragedies that will befall us if a little over 2 percent is cut from the $3.7 trillion budget:

#MaxineWatersStats: One billion American families will lose healthcare from sequester

— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) February 28, 2013

#MaxineWatersStats Eleventy billion people will be without police, fire or rescue due to sequester.

— Kimberly C(@conkc2) February 28, 2013

#MaxineWatersStats The ant population will reach 10 million.

— Imaumbn™ (@Imaumbn) February 28, 2013

#MaxineWatersStats: 63 trillion American children will lose their school lunches

— jgpetruna (@jgpetruna) February 28, 2013

#MaxineWatersStats 5 million teachers will be laid off every single day. #BecauseSequester

— Kimberly C(@conkc2) February 28, 2013

#MaxineWatersStats bundle up – that winter storm will drop temperatures to -390 degrees!#SequestrationFault

— Torrey M. Spears (@torreymspears) February 28, 2013

#MaxineWatersStats Poor children will miss an average of 6.11 meals per day if the #Sequester happens.

— Zach Ward (@UnrealZachWard) February 28, 2013

#MaxineWatersStats 500 hundred million aircraft carriers will not be deployed because of sequester.

— Kimberly C(@conkc2) February 28, 2013

Sequester will effect people in all 57 states……#MaxineWatersStats

— Secret Squirrel (@SecritSqrl) February 28, 2013

What’re we gonna dooooooooooo???

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/02/28/maxine-waters-sequestration-could-result-in-loss-of-over-170-million-jobs/

14 Valentines To Give Your Boo From The Land Of Ooo

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Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/ninamohan/adventure-time-valentines-to-give-your-sweetheart

‘Weak and pitiful’: WH account trolls GOP once more with beclowning claim [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/RickBoyne/status/380708651222061056

That’s correct! Once more the formal White home Twitter feed has been familiar with sneer at and troll the GOP. Now with an increase of beclowning statements!

https://twitter.com/jamiedupree/status/380698874207539200

The official White home Twitter account after that tweeted that away.

https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/380707935887695876

Wow. Self-unaware a great deal?

https://twitter.com/shepshep7/status/380708562604806144

The schooling from residents had been quick and spectacular.

https://twitter.com/Chines/status/380709553425625088

https://twitter.com/civilwarcometh/status/380712751397498880

https://twitter.com/shepshep7/status/380708933385469952

https://twitter.com/hoytc55/status/380718029350641664

https://twitter.com/jonessince1970/status/380713068356837378

https://twitter.com/talkradio200/status/380709024196345856

Zing!

https://twitter.com/Dan12R/status/380708816657993729

Dual zing!

It could be funny, if it had beenn’t the painful truth. More truth the White home:

https://twitter.com/DividendMaster/status/380708441431351298

Exactly. CBS’ Mark Knoller labeled as out of the president for that extremely thing with flashback-quotes.

Terms matter? Unless these are typically inconvenient facts, of course. Appropriate, White Home?

Relevant:

WH: ‘Extreme members’ of GOP are ‘reckless’; Mark Knoller smacks Obama with flashback quotes

‘It’s. The. Legislation.’: White home sneering tweet rubs Obamacare in faces; Boehner, citizens blast

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/09/19/weak-and-pitiful-white-house-account-trolls-gop-again-with-beclowning-claim-pic/