Category: Anxiety

http://twitter.com/#!/LisaWhelchel/status/376068993230311424

Well played!

The built-in joke wasn’t lost in the mix:

http://twitter.com/#!/JoeJustLeft/status/376069671583510528

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Related TSA stories:

TSA reportedly exposed breasts of Rep. Ralph Hall’s teen grandniece, called it ‘accidental’; Update: TSA internal report released, blames girl’s ‘loose fitting’ dress

TSA strikes again, frisks NFL Players Association exec’s two young daughters

Reports: TSA agents used info for ‘private purposes,’ felon worked checkpoint, women undergo pat-downs more often; Update: More Reps. complained

TSA declares gropin’ season on Thanksgiving travelers

Out of control invasions: Breitbart.com’s Dana Loesch and husband stopped, harassed by TSA

Dana Loesch, ‘Breitbart’ cause a stir with TSA; Update: Loesch posts photo of ‘bomb’

TSA nightmares: Dana Loesch tweets another outrageous account of harassment

Dana Loesch expands on TSA harassment, #LadyParts petting; Video added

The heart grows fondle: Dana Loesch tweets latest experience with TSA screeners

Heh: Dana Loesch finally finds reason to thank grope-happy TSA

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/09/06/lisa-whelchel-makes-pun-about-what-has-become-a-fact-of-life-at-airports/

http://twitter.com/#!/FossJason/status/316433335025025024

Time for a national discussion on attack puppies?

Gabby Giffords, the woman gun-grabbing spouse Mark Kelly along with his 18-year-old girl were vacationing in Laguna seashore final weekend whenever things turned ugly. The child’s 65-pound bulldog assaulted and killed a child sea lion.

Mark Kelly’s Assault Puppy Kills Baby Sea Lionjammiewf.com/?p=25715

— JWF (D) (@JammieWF) March 26, 2013

JWF asks:

[W]hy didn’t Mark Kelly keep much better control over this animal? How does someone need such a big dog? Is he trying to prove how macho he’s or something? What number of more water lions must perish?!?!

If we can save just one sea lion from Kelly/Giffords family …

assault puppy!! RT @ap: Gabrielle Giffords’ husband Mark Kelly brings household dog off baby sea lion on Calif. beach: apne.ws/XCQIqk – VW

— Dave J. (Scoop0901) (@Scoop0901) March 26, 2013

Mark Kelly’s puppy assaults & kills sea lion What kind of background check had been there for that assault canine? Possibly Kelly needed to be trained

— Don Sowers (@Azrael723) March 26, 2013

BAN DOGS!!!!! RT @cbsla: Gabrielle Giffords’ spouse pulled their daughter’s puppy away from a-sea lion in Laguna seashore. cbsloc.al/14rv7bG

— Bruce Carroll (@BruceCarrollSC) March 26, 2013

@drudge_reportBAN each DOGS #tcot (Gab Giffords daugh puppy eliminates infant sea-lion) #GUNS

— J Smith (@j_smith_7) March 26, 2013

Better include dog into the prohibited number into the assault weapons costs. losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/03/25/gab…

— Idahograybeard (@Idahograybeard) March 26, 2013

We eagerly await Jim Carrey’s ditty about dog owners plus the size of their particular exclusive parts.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/03/26/time-to-ban-dogs-vicious-assault-dog-belonging-to-mark-kellys-daughter-kills-baby-sea-lion/

http://twitter.com/#!/WilliamsJon/status/500771761110417408

While domestic dilemmas have actually dominated the news today, the United States has actually stepped up its campaign of airstrikes against Islamic State goals in north Iraq.

http://twitter.com/#!/brett_mcgurk/status/500774113385152512

CENTCOM issued a brief press release:

U.S. armed forces causes proceeded to attack ISIL terrorists in Iraq Saturday (Iraq time), with a mix of fighter and remotely piloted aircraft successfully conducting airstrikes near Irbil as well as the Mosul Dam.

U.S. Central Command conducted these attacks under authority to guide humanitarian efforts in Iraq, plus to protect U.S. personnel and facilities.

The nine airstrikes carried out so far destroyed or damaged four armored employees companies, seven armed automobiles, two Humvees and an armored car.

All aircraft exited the attack places properly.

http://twitter.com/#!/berhem/status/500780060279078913 http://twitter.com/#!/DougPologe/status/500663936145166336 http://twitter.com/#!/haaretzcom/status/500768193749598208

Don't tell Libs or Obama supporters. Our company is in Iraq with shoes on the floor calling in airstrikes. WH wishes it held key. #ISIS— Ronnie Spangler (@Mar4L) August 16, 2014

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/08/16/busiest-day-yet-us-conducts-9-airstrikes-on-targets-near-irbil-and-mosul/