Viewers of #AMAs thankful Miley Cyrus found her eyebrows [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/MalloryAnn_xoxo/status/404775318474326017

Miley Cyrus’ eyebrows made a return tonight at the American Music Awards after an ill-advised bleaching experiment.

http://twitter.com/#!/hheidzz/status/404773580488974336 http://twitter.com/#!/EmmaGrobbel/status/404775069554974720

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/11/24/viewers-of-amas-thankful-miley-cyrus-found-her-eyebrows-pics/

Can You Guess Why Rachel Is Mad At Ross?

It’s probably because he said they were on a break, tbh.

1. Why is Rachel mad at Ross in each scene? Remember: There may be several truthful answers, but the answer should pertain to what is happening in that moment.

  1. 1. Why is Rachel mad at Ross?
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    1. Because Ross blamed her for losing his pet monkey.
    2. Because Ross belittled her job as a waitress.
    3. Because Ross is confused about his feelings for her.
    4. Because she feels like Ross’ girlfriend is stealing Monica from her.
  2. 2. Why is Rachel mad at Ross?
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    1. Because Ross got her only a Slinky for Christmas.
    2. Because Ross made a list of reasons not to be with her.
    3. Because Ross dated Rachel and Julie at the same time.
    4. Because Ross insulted her new boyfriend, Russ.
  3. 3. Why is Rachel mad at Ross?
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    1. Because Ross embarrassed her in front of all their friends.
    2. Because Ross wanted to take a colleague to his work event instead of her.
    3. Because Ross spilled hummus on her dress.
    4. Because Ross wouldn’t comfort her when she found out her family pet died.
  4. 4. Why is Rachel mad at Ross?
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    1. Because Ross thinks his job is more important than hers.
    2. Because Joey accidentally mentioned that Ross had been talking to the girl from the copy place.
    3. Because she thinks their relationship is moving too fast.
    4. Because Ross is jealous of Rachel’s work friend, Mark.
  5. 5. Why is Rachel mad at Ross?
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    1. Because Ross confronted Rachel’s work friend, Mark.
    2. Because Ross slept with someone else.
    3. Because Ross visited her office every day until she was fired.
    4. Because Ross thinks her fashion lecture was boring.
  6. 6. Why is Rachel mad at Ross?
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    1. Because Ross didn’t tell her that the girl from the copy place was still in his apartment when Rachel was.
    2. Because Ross changed his mind and decided that they were on a break.
    3. Because Ross didn’t read her 18-page letter.
    4. Because Ross yelled at Rachel for telling Bonnie to shave her head.
  7. 7. Why is Rachel mad at Ross?
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    1. Because Ross abandoned her on his honeymoon.
    2. Because Ross didn’t leave Emily for her at the altar.
    3. Because Emily’s family insulted her.
    4. Because Ross is in denial about saying her name at his wedding.
  8. 8. Why is Rachel mad at Ross?
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    1. Because Ross told Emily he and Rachel never dated.
    2. Because Ross told Emily he would stop seeing Rachel for her.
    3. Because Ross wants to move to London for Emily.
    4. Because Ross blamed Rachel for his wedding mishap.
  9. 9. Why is Rachel mad at Ross?
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    1. Because Ross didn’t tell her they got married in Vegas while drunk.
    2. Because Ross keeps speaking in a British accent during his lecture.
    3. Because Ross told her he refuses to get an annulment.
    4. Because Ross didn’t tell her he never got their marriage annulled.
  10. 10. Why is Rachel mad at Ross?
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    1. Because Ross made fun of her in front of their high school friend, Will.
    2. Because Ross doesn’t want Rachel’s sister to be the godmother of their baby.
    3. Because Ross used to be in an “I Hate Rachel” club in high school.
    4. Because Ross brought up Rachel’s high school boyfriend, Chip.
  11. 11. Why is Rachel mad at Ross?
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    1. Because Ross is uncomfortable with their male nanny.
    2. Because Ross wants Carol and Susan to babysit Emma.
    3. Because Ross doesn’t want Rachel and Emma to move to Joey’s.
    4. Because Ross is arguing with her for saying yes to Joey’s accidental proposal.
  12. 12. Why is Rachel mad at Ross?
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    1. Because Ross doesn’t want her to go back to work.
    2. Because Ross sent a barbershop quartet to her office.
    3. Because Ross didn’t give her the message when a guy called for her.
    4. Because Ross wants to get married, but she doesn’t.
  13. 13. Why is Rachel mad at Ross?
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    1. Just because.
    2. Because she got bangs and Ross said he hates her bangs.
    3. Because Ross likes Ben more than Emma.
    4. Because she didn’t say good-bye to him at her going-away party.

Can You Guess Why Rachel Is Mad At Ross?

  1. You definitely don’t know why Rachel is mad at Ross!

    You need to go brush up on your Friends episodes ASAP. Oh, and just so you know, it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!

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  2. Yeah, you get why Rachel is mad at Ross!

    It would probably be safe to bet your apartment on your Ross and Rachel knowledge. Even with a lightning round.

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  3. You have achieved Ross and Rachel unagi!

    You know the ups and downs of Ross and Rachel’s relationship like the back of your hand. Cue a celebratory “With Or Without You” on the radio. Whether or not they were on a break, he’s her lobster, and dammit, SHE GOT OFF THE PLANE!

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Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/agh/we-were-on-a-break

Civility: Kelly Osbourne pays respects to Margaret Thatcher, catches hell

http://twitter.com/#!/MissKellyO/status/321297039063388160

@MissKellyO I like that. And good for you tweeting regardless of the inevitable backlash!

— Emma Watson (@LadyEmmaWatson) April 8, 2013

How dare she?!

This morning, Kelly Osbourne tweeted a tribute to the late Margaret Thatcher, expressing sadness at the Iron Lady’s passing. If she were lamenting the death of Hugo Chavez, lefties would likely be cheering. As it happens, Osbourne is finding out the hard way what happens when a celebrity has kind words for a conservative warrior:

@MissKellyO sad? she was a scumbag who will rot in hell. you never lived in a town where no ones dad had a job for a decade apparently.

— Movie Enjoyer (@movie_enjoyer) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO are you fucking joking she was a tri rant and destroyed peoples lives and you have the north of Britain celebrating here death

— Carl Brown (@lfcmad1306) April 8, 2013

https://twitter.com/Leighluvschoccy/status/321297677432270849

https://twitter.com/KatiDeVille/status/321297786475773952

@MissKellyO I knew the Osbournes were the voice for the working class #bandwagoner

— Kevin McCormack (@kevinpbnd) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO She destroyed families and took away their livlehoods in working class areas of Britain. Good riddance. #Thatcher

— colin Armstrong (@armo300375) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO she was an evil witch !!!

— leanne elliott (@leaanddan) April 8, 2013

https://twitter.com/carron_c/status/321298764281298944

@MissKellyO you wouldnt say that if you lived here – she was a horrible woman

— carly stockwell (@sharpeye76) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO fuck up

— Lauren Scully✌ (@laurenscully) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO SAD? who's crying?

— Fani (@gurlwithagun) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO stop praising and quoting a vile women, you wouldn't know what it was like because you were served with a silver spoon.

— Mark Burke (@markolfc85) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO are u kidding? she was evil.

— Stacey (@Stacey_Wilson_1) April 8, 2013

https://twitter.com/HeckYeahJoBros/status/321299927118528512

@MissKellyO you should wear your face inside

— Alastair J. Kirk (@alastairjoseph) April 8, 2013

https://twitter.com/olly19999/status/321300695024300034

@MissKellyO are you kidding!! The pain she caused!!

— victoria jones (@victoriajones88) April 8, 2013

https://twitter.com/SandyBev/status/321302201085612033

@MissKellyO she had blood in her hands, RIP for the people she indirectly killed.

— Frejya (@freyjaGN) April 8, 2013

https://twitter.com/joannemaino/status/321305436609462273

https://twitter.com/KnappBlair/status/321304408279359488

@shaneREACTI0N @MissKellyO You are too young to understand the pain she brought to millions, We should dance on her grave

— steven roberts (@shanks678) April 8, 2013

https://twitter.com/kellyfinnxx/status/321306648562003968

@MissKellyO ok then if she was a man she would b an evil twat!! She took the honest lives from the hardworking. #proudnorthener

— leanne elliott (@leaanddan) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO proud!! Proud of what? thatcher? I'm anything but proud of her and legacy!think about where your father came from #ShelteredLife

— Sinead boylan (@sineadboylan) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO oh surprise, another millionaire family praising the witch who didn't care for working class/poor people #nostatefuneral

— Tony Nugent (@nugentino) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO do you even know anything about her?? She sold our countries assets. Closed the mines and basically fucked a lot of lives up.

— sueboutin (@suekier69) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO you stupid cow ,she was a homophobic cunt and you adore her just cos she was an old lady ?

— sheldon (@mambosnake) April 8, 2013

Tolerance at its best.

Osbourne fought back:

@lfcmad1306 that will always happen in politics but anyone that 'celebrates' the death of another negatively needs there head sorting out!

— Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) April 8, 2013

@leaanddan If she was a man you would not be saying that!

— Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) April 8, 2013

@sharpeye76 i did live there and still do half the year Im not stupid to what went on i just share a different opinion!

— Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) April 8, 2013

@franmurph1 you are very right i did not see the north first hand! however just like you are entitled to your opinion so am mine & thats ok

— Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) April 8, 2013

@victoriajones88 Anyone is a position of power will always cause pain no matter what! Its a dirt job but someones got to do it!

— Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) April 8, 2013

Others agreed that Thatcher’s memory deserves to be honored:

@MissKellyO she was a woman of strength no matter if you agreed with her or not.:-).

— lD KIDD (@idkidd6) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO nice to see a positive quote rather than all this hate we are seeing – at the end of the day she was a daughter/wife/mother

— Beckaweck (@beckaweck) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO she may have made some harsh decisions but she turned this country around when we needed it. X

— Emily Mills (@NuttyDevil7) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO Gr8 statement there from Margaret Thatcher, won't b another like her.

— Essex Wedding Cars (@CarsAmerican) April 8, 2013

https://twitter.com/kjreed1981/status/321300831406280704

https://twitter.com/jennkapow/status/321302006130171904

@MissKellyO thank you Kelly, may she rest in peace and live long in our hearts and memories.

— Deborah Louise Dodge (@DodgeDeborahL) April 8, 2013

Amen.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/04/08/civility-kelly-osbourne-pays-respects-to-margaret-thatcher-catches-hell/

Stick a fork in him: Booker busted for lying about imaginary thug friend T-Bone

http://twitter.com/#!/SHannitysHair/status/373108280325062656

An imaginary friend, that is.

Booker’s gone and gotten himself busted on a longtime lie, thanks to some intrepid reporting by NRO’s Eliana Johnson:

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/373099811613843456

Rut-roh:

Booker’s tales of his trials and travails on the streets of Newark, the city that twice elected him mayor, are familiar, and they have helped to breed an almost mythological aura around the Stanford, Oxford, and Yale graduate. He did, after all, rescue a woman from a burning building last year, sustaining burns in the process. But sources tell National Review Online that the central character in one of Booker’s oft-repeated stories — T-Bone, the drug pusher who the mayor has said threatened his life at one turn and sobbed on his shoulder the next — is a figment of his imagination, even though Booker has talked about him in highly emotional terms and in great detail.

http://twitter.com/#!/CoryBooker/status/373099004633948162

So in order to make stuff change, you have to make stuff up.

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/373113659506974721 http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/373112957406019584

Well done, Cory Booker! (See what we did there?)

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/373111166857273346

It’s a perfect plan!

http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/373111605694717952

Hot stuff.

http://twitter.com/#!/CodyLee_IL/status/373114491950481408

Teehee!

http://twitter.com/#!/IMAO_/status/373104316111790080

Uh, yes please.

http://twitter.com/#!/Will_Antonin/status/373114614172876800

http://twitter.com/#!/LisaDeP/status/373114067399213056

Snort.

http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/373114689343209472 http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/373109629200642048

Good question. Here’s another one:

http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/373110889425420288

What are Gregory and the media gonna do now?

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/373102204028088320 http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/373106345425125377

Guess it’s just a “local story”.

http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/373118414543278080

Funny, that.

http://twitter.com/#!/EEElverhoy/status/373111013056327680

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Update:

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/373123734397145089

Oh. Yeah. And it’s — as T-Bone himself might say — the shizz:

http://twitter.com/#!/TBoneBooker/status/373129095925620736 http://twitter.com/#!/TBoneBooker/status/373130953209561088 http://twitter.com/#!/TBoneBooker/status/373131548515504128 http://twitter.com/#!/TBoneBooker/status/373133746808954881

Check out the rest of T-Bone’s tweets, playas.

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of Cory Booker

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/08/29/stick-a-fork-in-him-cory-booker-gets-busted-for-lying-about-imaginary-thug-friend-t-bone/

‘Give me liberty or give me death!’ Rob Lowe soaks up history in Va. [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/StJohnsChurchFd/status/346965085664718849

Actor and patriot Rob Lowe is in Richmond, Va., to film “Killing Kennedy.”

http://twitter.com/#!/RobLowe/status/344543537368547328 http://twitter.com/#!/RobLowe/status/344545065928101888

He shared this great photo of his visit to St. John’s Church in Richmond.

http://twitter.com/#!/RobLowe/status/346800767648276481

Any ideas for his next stop?

http://twitter.com/#!/VirginiaCapitol/status/346998786859606016

For behind-the-scenes pics and observations, keep an eye on tweets from Lowe and fellow cast members Ginnifer Goodwin, Michelle Trachtenberg and Will Rothhaar.

http://twitter.com/#!/RobLowe/status/346979875728531457 http://twitter.com/#!/RealMichelleT/status/346011840930803712 http://twitter.com/#!/Poetiqrothhaar/status/346647915994943488

Related:

Rasta Rob Lowe discovers the ‘frightening’ power of the Internet in one hilarious pic

#Neverforget: Patriot Rob Lowe posts pic of ‘NYC college tour tradition’; Son charms [pics, Vine video]

Hilarious: Rob Lowe running for office in Sweden? Mysterious photos appear in Stockholm

‘We will never forget’: Rob Lowe tweets touching Memorial Day photo

Mr. Lowe goes to Washington: Actor Rob Lowe and family hit the White House; Journos swoon [pics]

Rob Lowe ‘celebrating 23 years sober’ (but his backside isn’t what we thought it would be)

Stranger than fiction: Carney’s presser gives Rob Lowe ‘West Wing’ flashback

Budding bromance? Rob Lowe tweets selfie at sea; Gavin Rossdale swoons ‘shine on’ [photo]

Who’s up for Rob Lowe shirtless surf Sunday? Rob Lowe starts the week with eye candy photo

Rob Lowe on Tamerlan Tsarnaev’s body being rejected for burial: ‘Love it’; Palmer-wannabes fret

Gracious: Actor Rob Lowe bids fond farewell to Margaret Thatcher

Pry his fries out of his cold, dead hands: Actor Rob Lowe not pleased with ‘healthy’ McDonalds

‘It’s on’: Rob Lowe live-tweets his late-night Waffle House ‘death blow’

Rob Lowe on bumbling Chuck Hagel: ‘Yikes! #TrainWreck’

Rob Lowe: Gov. Jerry Brown ‘a little late’ on fiscal discipline

Snort! Rob Lowe to Obama: ‘Looking to you to live within our means, grow economy’

Oh, snap! Rob Lowe slams HuffPo for obituary for Kim Kardashian’s cat

Rob Lowe joins in hilarious Wolf ‘Captain Obvious’ Blitzer election night mockery

‘Faux News’ haters slam Rob Lowe for watching Fox News

Debate moderator Schieffer tells Romney to shut up, Rob Lowe asks ‘Can Schieffer just shut up?’

Sad Rob Lowe: ‘Just early voted in CA, where my presidential vote won’t matter’

Heh: Rob Lowe takes a swipe at ‘Wolf Blitzer and the brain trust explaining comedy’

Rob Lowe: The ‘buck should stop here’ on Libya, should Springsteen play ‘City of Ruins’ for Obama?

Rob Lowe: ‘Will Obama explain why our heroes had inadequate security in Benghazi?’

Actor Rob Lowe stands with wounded warriors, tweets CNN anchor ‘carrying heavy water for Obama’

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/06/18/give-me-liberty-or-give-me-death-rob-lowe-soaks-up-history-while-filming-killing-kennedy-pics/