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Bad Luck Brian
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Religious fervor or NSFW overshare? Chris Matthews goes full Tingles on Obama
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/408763898662100993
That has to be a joke, right?
http://twitter.com/#!/BarefootSnap/status/408776628806766592Dude, there’s video. Shudder.
http://twitter.com/#!/TheRightScoop/status/408772163856896000Obama has already been dubbed “Our Lord and Savior.” Tingles Matthews just took it to the next level after his interview with The One.
http://twitter.com/#!/NoahCRothman/status/408762882500096000 http://twitter.com/#!/NoahCRothman/status/408763268929687553 http://twitter.com/#!/RaeLynnZiegler/status/408798629579603969 http://twitter.com/#!/ever_plus/status/408764689129021440There’s getting friendly with your messiah, and there’s getting friendly with your messiah:
http://twitter.com/#!/AZlibrarian/status/408768502485360640 http://twitter.com/#!/DestroBadass/status/408809101075177472Hey, we just report “who said what on Twitter.” So thanks for that, Tingles. And pass the brain bleach. All the brain bleach.
http://twitter.com/#!/allahpundit/status/408766341085007872Elizabeth Warren snags role in Obama propaganda filmlet
http://twitter.com/#!/AmNewsWatch/status/179166040675188737
Right here I was thinking this Obama propaganda piece would be a documentary, perhaps not a horror movie.
Not far off to a Democratic fundraising celebration near you: a brand new sleek campaign documentary on President Obama’s first term in company. One of the film’s showcased movie stars — Elizabeth Warren.
The film, that will be circulated to Obama supporters all over the country Thursday, provides president’s re-election promotion a Hollywood-style spin on their first term in workplace. It highlights the stark comparison in how the two Massachusetts Senate applicants tend to be embracing — or holding at arm’s length — their presidential counterparts.
Dumb and Dumber, The Sequel.
Elizabeth Warren is one of those Obama friends who requires more vetting.
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/12/elizabeth-warren-snags-role-in-obama-propaganda-filmlet/
Sudden Clarity Clarence
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![Dana Loesch interviews ‘Jesse Ventura’ for The Blaze TV [photo]](https://effectsofanxiety.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/14350312014285-jesse-the-douche-ventura.jpg)
Dana Loesch interviews ‘Jesse Ventura’ for The Blaze TV [photo]
http://twitter.com/#!/chasboots/status/495327004158607360
He’s been all over the media this week due to his legal victory over the widow of murdered “American Sniper” Chris Kyle, so it was quite the coup for Dana Loesch to score an interview with Jesse Ventura on her TheBlaze TV show “Dana” on Friday. Loesch posted a photo of her guest on Instagram.
http://twitter.com/#!/DLoesch/status/495324892061908993
+ After watching #DANA @theblaze It is time for a DUEL~ How bout #VENTURA in da RING Against #DANA in her BLING~ & Dana decks'm ~ how CRUEL— God'sGift (@POETreeOTIC) August 01, 2014
Update: Here’s another must-see behind-the-scenes photo:
http://twitter.com/#!/gatewaypundit/status/495328999351283713Editor’s note: A typo in the headline of this post has been corrected.
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/08/01/dana-loesch-interviews-jesse-ventura-for-theblaze-tv-photo/
Bears sign Michael Bush
http://twitter.com/#!/Michael_Fabiano/status/182856559574003712
Michael Bush scheduled to receive $7M guaranteed from Bears. Matt Forte scheduled to receive $7.7M guaranteed from Bears…for now.
— Andrew Brandt (@adbrandt) March 22, 2012
Even though he has been the biggest part of their offense for quite sometime, Chicago Bears’ management and coaching has never loved running back Matt Forte. They continued to prove that on Thursday by signing former Raider, Michael Bush.
Bush is a punishing back and combined with Forte, the Bears running game has to be one of the most dangerous in the NFL.
With that said we can’t imagine how Forte must have felt when he first heard the news, especially when the team is unable to give him the contract he deserves.
So the Bears won't pay Forte but they'll give Michael Bush $14 million over 4 years? I'm confused. @GenoMrosko @lelandroling
— Sarcastic Prick (@RlCHIE) March 22, 2012
Michael Bush will be solid investment for #Bears in event long-term deal doesn't materialize for Matt Forte.
— Brad Biggs (@BradBiggs) March 22, 2012
Michael Bush to the Bears? I just threw up in my mouth. This hurts him AND Matt Forte. Awful. Just awful.
— Jamey Eisenberg (@JameyEisenberg) March 22, 2012
Michael Bush to the Bears? Looks like Chicago is handling business!
— Bethany Lamar (@bettelamar) March 22, 2012
The Bears picked up Michael Bush, huh? Damn good signing right there. Chicago making moves.
— Michael Smith (@michaelsmith) March 22, 2012
Gotta love the #Bears signing Michael Bush. Phil Emery just pushed Marion Barber out of bounds. #NFL
— Silvy (@WaddleandSilvy) March 22, 2012
"Forte" means 'Michael Bush got my money' in French.
— Paul Pabst (@PaulPabst) March 22, 2012
another solid move from emery to bring in michael bush. gives the #bears leverage with forte and a legit fall back should he hold out.
— dan durkin (@djdurkin) March 22, 2012
Da Bears sign Michael Bush, get Brandon Marshall via trade, healthy Forte & Cutler, Hester, Knox. Good defense. Team is dangerous.
— Curtis King (@CurtisBlow304) March 22, 2012
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/22/bears-sign-michael-bush/
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‘Fight for $15′ protesters in #StrikeFastFood offered reality checks [photos]
http://twitter.com/#!/jmarkwalk/status/507526629128945665
Across the country, #StrikeFastFood has brought out protesters demanding a $15 minimum wage for fast food workers:
http://twitter.com/#!/jcreindl/status/507496691554340864 http://twitter.com/#!/sarahkendzior/status/507511196359331840 http://twitter.com/#!/JacobNPA/status/507522558762422272 http://twitter.com/#!/YourAnonGlobal/status/507526725719572481 http://twitter.com/#!/heyrubino/status/507526507330560000 http://twitter.com/#!/IL_homecareff15/status/507526507330564096 http://twitter.com/#!/masseydaniel/status/507493897656737792 http://twitter.com/#!/UnToldCarlisle/status/507530050326237184 http://twitter.com/#!/fightfor15/status/507515195909214208 http://twitter.com/#!/fightfor15/status/507495167755288576 http://twitter.com/#!/UnToldCarlisle/status/507527848073379840 http://twitter.com/#!/resnikoff/status/507513265069768704 http://twitter.com/#!/AriseChicago/status/507522261969293312 http://twitter.com/#!/15nowPhilly/status/507530141623681024 http://twitter.com/#!/SouledadBrother/status/507530269948379136 http://twitter.com/#!/SEIU/status/507494184300064768How many of the people involved are actually fast food workers and not union activists is anybody’s guess.
Meanwhile, back in the land of common sense…
http://twitter.com/#!/PointlessPol/status/507522274573189120 http://twitter.com/#!/obamaphone2/status/507529998476275712 http://twitter.com/#!/JustEric/status/507520625851006977 http://twitter.com/#!/AspiringThrawn/status/507522613170950144 http://twitter.com/#!/arsenal_usmc/status/507530342073659392 http://twitter.com/#!/Patriot_Musket/status/507524917479211008 http://twitter.com/#!/bootsybooboo63/status/507526708933582850 http://twitter.com/#!/GOPMommy/status/507514960042532864 http://twitter.com/#!/JayStylus/status/507530037542010880 http://twitter.com/#!/IP_Capture/status/507529922752303104 http://twitter.com/#!/BruceNV/status/507530118601138176 http://twitter.com/#!/WayneDupreeShow/status/507511869628628993 http://twitter.com/#!/scrowder/status/507518976608698368 http://twitter.com/#!/Nathanael_Brown/status/507519527215972353How true.
#TGDN: Hashtag to power! Grassroots set up Twitter Gulag Defense Network
http://twitter.com/#!/ToddKincannon/status/287627641413050370
Twitter has been buzzing over #TGDN. But, what is it?
What the hell is #TGDN????
— Jersey Joe (@JerseyJ0E) January 5, 2013
Damn shame. It’s catchy… RT @toddkincannon: No, #TGDN does not stand for “Todd’s Goddamn Network.”
— the eye (@ShannonPoe) January 6, 2013
Heh. It does stand for Twitter Gulag Defense Network. What exactly is that, though, and why is it needed?
Today we fight back and put an end to Gulaging permanently.
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) January 5, 2013
Twitchy has reported extensively on the Twitter Gulag. See, dissent is only patriotic if it doesn’t involve happy warriors pushing back against media and leftist false narratives. When that happens, Twitter libs unite to silence conservatives, by abusing the flag-spam system, in order to get their accounts suspended. Just ask Nancy Sinatra, who also gleefully took part in falsely flagging Twitter users as spam, for the oh-so-criminal act of disagreeing with her leftist ideology.
Such tactics can only be countered with more, and stronger, speech. Enter, Twitter grassroots power, baby. Todd Kincannon, who came up with the idea, explains it all.
So in a minute, I’ll explain how to register for the Twitter Gulag defense network. Your name will be added to a Twitter list.
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) January 5, 2013
Once all the names come in, I’ll post links to the list. Then everybody on the list will be responsible for following everybody else.
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) January 5, 2013
If you think this will clutter your Twitter, I’d suggest you simply take the folks you currently follow and add them to a list of your own.
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) January 5, 2013
Then just read your favorite follower list instead of all your follows. I don’t do that but some folks do.
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) January 5, 2013
Some of you won’t want to do this and that’s fine. But I’m sick to death of having people get Twitter Gulaged just for following me.
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) January 5, 2013
If anybody doesn’t follow 95% of the others back, at least as long as the thing is a reasonable size, you’ll be removed.
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) January 5, 2013
I’m not trying to be rude about it, but the purpose of this is for everyone subject to Gulag attacks to gain enough followers for immunity.
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) January 5, 2013
This is v. 2.0 of that. RT @kellen2021: @toddkincannon reminds me of the #blockreuters trend! Love it!
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) January 5, 2013
If you want to join the Twitter Gulag Defense Network, tweet EXACTLY this: “Join #TGDN“
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) January 5, 2013
.@payitforward999 Follow ALL #TGDN members. Not just the ones on the same list. Basic goal is 3,000 follows each for #TwitterGulag immunity.
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) January 6, 2013
It’s also a good way to connect up conservative activists. But if some liberals want in, that’s fine too. They shouldn’t be Gulaged either.
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) January 5, 2013
That’s a difference between the Right and the Left. The Left seeks to silence anyone whom they deem is an “other.” The Right will, and does, protect all.
Other Twitter users weigh in with their ideas and helpful tips to get the ball rolling.
It isn’t enough to just tweet and RT #TGDN we need to follow everyone on the list- make sure you follow back IMPORTANT @toddkincannon
— Mustang Sally (@MakeMineA65) January 5, 2013
Best way to stay out of the Twitter gulag? Follow only people you want to follow and don’t reply to trolls. #TGDN
— Kevin Eder (@keder) January 5, 2013
Some sound advice. #TGDN is not a guarantee of freedom from Twitter Gulag; the magic formula that results in a Gulag term is unknown to most. But, there is something to be said for strength in numbers, as well as for the vast support that a conservative network provides.
#TGDN Despite Twitter “limits” this is going to be a sweet way to increase the conservative voice. TKS @toddkincannon twitter.com/ToddKincannon/…
— Alana Burke (@AlanaBurkeSays) January 6, 2013
@toddkincannon Me too. I think #TGDN a great idea, especially for newbies who have no idea this is going on. @keder
— Ken Gardner (@kesgardner) January 5, 2013
Good idea. RT @keder: #TGDN stands for “Twitter Gulag Defense Network.” bit.ly/TDqFjV @toddkincannon‘s weekend project.
— AG (@AG_Conservative) January 5, 2013
Remember to add #TGDN to your bios.
— LeighPatrickSullivan (@LeighPatrick) January 6, 2013
The response was instantaneous and overwhelming. Happy warriors immediately came together to try to mitigate this targeting of conservatives on Twitter.
I love it that #TGDN is trending. #tcot
— Comrade Scott (@comradescott) January 6, 2013
It has been trending since yesterday! There are over 3,000 members already and the lists keep growing.
@paccaria It’s gotten pretty big, pretty fast! #TGDN
— LisainDallas (@LisainDallas) January 6, 2013
It sucks I can’t follow any more people today. Feel like I’ve been a part of a huge #conservative group hug! #TGDN
— Not Mr Kelly (@irishdad2) January 6, 2013
I kinda wish #TGDN was around before the election. This huge crowd on Twitter surely would have got the vote out.
— Brandon Edwards (@Hand_someDevil8) January 6, 2013
Oh what the hell @toddkincannon #TGDN Is a huge success. Absolute brilliance. 100 vetted so far and five stars.
— Jerry Kapraun (@GerardKapraun) January 6, 2013
Due to Twitter limits, there are now two #TGDN lists and more to come: is.gd/sUIgNg & is.gd/IQppYG / FOLLOW EVERYONE ON HERE
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) January 5, 2013
Following all these folks will take a few days. Amazing response to #TGDN. RT @douglaswcooper: Great stuff, Todd. I’ve hit my limit today.
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) January 6, 2013
Well this is embarrassing. The retweet/favorite method didn’t work because too many people flooded it too fast.
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) January 5, 2013
So many of you wanted in on this that you broke Twitter.
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) January 5, 2013
Some many of you responded at 9:30 that it’s impossible for me to catch all of you. #TGDN
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) January 6, 2013
.@fbc1955 Follow ALL #TGDN lists, not just the one you are in. Will take two weeks or so. I suggest 500 follows a day.
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) January 6, 2013
Next #TGDN join request window coming up at 5:00 p.m. By the way, if anybody knows any carpal tunnel treatments, please advise.
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) January 6, 2013
@toddkincannon could u send list links again? #TGDN Still have lots of follow backs 2 do
— Laura R. Charron (@ConchoQueen) January 6, 2013
Follow ALL members of #TGDN by clicking these three links & following: is.gd/sUIgNg & is.gd/IQppYG & is.gd/Uucfgq
— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) January 6, 2013
The response is so overwhelming that members need to take care to not follow too many at one time.
After joining #TGDN, good thing to do is follow everyone on the list @toddkincannon adds you to. Not 2 fast or you could get gulaged as spam
— John Difool (@MCHblazer) January 6, 2013
Follow limit hit again! So many more #TGDN members to follow though! Will continue following patriots once allowed! #tcot #GOP
— Merge Right (@MergeRightGOP) January 6, 2013
Sitting here patiently waiting for my chance to follow more #TGDN members!
— Daniel Anderson (@DanielMiamifans) January 6, 2013
Awesome seeing so many free speech-loving #TGDN members! Promise I’ll follow back when allowed – maxed out!
— LeighPatrickSullivan (@LeighPatrick) January 6, 2013
I just hit Twitter’s follow limit. I’ll start following #TGDN members soon as Twitter allows.
— Beth Ann Goodwin (@NotSoPCArmyWife) January 6, 2013
God I hate math. @toddkincannon: #TGDN If we get 3,163 members who follow each other, that’s TEN MILLION new conserv connects on Twitter.
— MushKracker (@MushKat) January 6, 2013
Thank you @toddkincannon huge twitter movement to connect a lot of like minded people. Well done sir! #TGDN
— Sandra (@SMC_35) January 5, 2013
In one afternoon, @toddkincannon did more to get people together using social media than the entire GOP did in all of 2012. #tcot #TGDN
— Mr Mike (@proUSAproGod) January 5, 2013
Bingo.
Hashtag to power is the new truth to power.
Related:
Dissent for me, but not for thee: liberals justify Twitter gulag for conservatives
Twitter CEO busts prisoner out of #TwitterGulag
#TwitterGulag denier Charles Johnson advocates suspension of conservatives’ Twitter accounts
Is Barack Obama blocking conservatives on Twitter?
In the Left’s crosshairs: challenge the War on Women meme, get flagged as spam on Twitter
Solidarity: Real truth to power on ‘blog about Brett Kimberlin’ day
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/01/06/tgdn-hashtag-to-power-grassroots-set-up-twitter-gulag-defense-network/
Secretary of Dunce: John Kerry can see ‘Kyrzakhstan’ from his house
http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/306054096153112576
John Kerry invents country of Kyrzakhstan #secretaryofstate
— Dave Hallgren (@daveh1205) February 25, 2013
Stop, our aching sides! Sadly, there was no “JK” after that remark. During a speech on the eve of his first trip as Secretary of State, John Kerry referred to the non-existent country of “Kyrzakhstan.”
In an embarrassing slip of the tongue, Mr Kerry last week praised US diplomats working to secure “democratic institutions” in the Central Asian country, which does not exist.
The newly minted diplomat was referring to Kyrgyzstan, a poor, landlocked nation of 5.5 million, which he appeared to confuse with its resource-rich neighbour to the north, Kazakhstan.
The Telegraph also reports that the State Department left that out of the official transcript. Transparency!
In a strong start right out of the gate, Sec Kerry supports democracy promotion efforts in “Kyrzakhstan” globalpost.com/dispatch/news/…
— Ilya Lozovsky (@ichbinilya) February 22, 2013
Not a great start as SoS #JohnKerry, “#Kyrzakhstan“? Really? I know it’s a powerful position, but you’re allowed to conjure up nations now?
— M.J. Logue (@mjlogue33) February 22, 2013
The gaffe-tastic unintentional portmanteau occurred a few days ago, but is picking up steam on Twitter today.
John Kerry Makes Up New Country: Kyrzakhstan | Washington Free Beacon ow.ly/i1pjj
— heather(@CFHeather) February 25, 2013
Embarrassing: Imbecile John Kerry Invents Country of ‘Kyrzakhstan’jammiewf.com/?p=24553
— JWF (D) (@JammieWF) February 25, 2013
And, boy, is the buzz hilarious.
“What about your gaffffffes?????” RT @freebeacon: VIDEO: John Kerry makes up new country in central Asia: Kyrzakhstan bit.ly/XWipJG
— Rschrim (@Rschrim) February 25, 2013
He must have just watched BoratMT @gabby_hoffman: John Kerry invents country of Kyrzakhstan via @telegraph bit.ly/X6iizh
— Bearded Wonder (@bobincincy) February 25, 2013
RT @hale_razor: Bumbling Repub invents country of “Kyrzakhstan.” No wait. It was John Kerry. #WhatAboutYourGaffes buff.ly/13IIAa4
—Paddy Manning (@PaddyJManning) February 25, 2013
@jammiewf Kyrzakhstan’s primary export: horse meat to Sweden for use in meatballs.
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) February 25, 2013
You know what phrase we haven’t heard in a while? “Smart diplomacy.” #Curious RT @redsteeze: John Kerry can see Kyrzakhstan from his house
— Michele Frost (@michelelfrost) February 25, 2013
Zing! And, it being Twitter, a parody account enters the mix.
The Kingdom of Kyrzakhstan welcomes y’all. We are an ally of Russia & product of the US. We {heart} Chinese democracy & Indian development.
— Kyrzakhstan (@kyrzakhstan) February 25, 2013
Heh. Oddly enough, The Boston Globe reportedly seems to have missed this story.
How did the @bostonglobe miss Kerry inventing “Kyrzakhstan” in their front page story today?!? bit.ly/VI7czF
— Alleigh Marré (@alleighmarre) February 25, 2013
Probably because his last name doesn’t rhyme with Kalin and he has a (D) next to his name, natch.
Do we smell a hashtag?
— Johno Ellison (@JohnoEllison) February 25, 2013
And, no worries! The secretary of dunce is out and about today.
#SecKerry meets Prime Minister @david_cameron @number10gov this morning #SecKerryinUK twitter.com/USAinUK/status…
— U.S. Embassy London (@USAinUK) February 25, 2013
Our allies: The United Klingdom?