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Top 10 Mitt Romney, Jeff Foxworthy redneck jokes
http://twitter.com/#!/MoeCollins1/status/179273094526013441
As you can imagine, Twitter was flooded with plenty of “you might be a redneck” jokes when Jeff Foxworthy publicly endorsed Mitt Romney. Whatever your political beliefs are, you have to admit there are some funny jokes that can be made here for either side.
Here are 10 we felt worthy of sharing in no particular order.
You might be a redneck if you take voting advice from Jeff Foxworthy.
— Scott Chernoff (@ScottChernoff) March 12, 2012
New Foxworthy joke? What makes Mitt a redneck? When his manservant accidentally cuts him while shaving #GOP2012 #Romney
— freshrant (@freshrant) March 12, 2012
You might not be a redneck if … you need Jeff Foxworthy to campaign for you in Alabama and Mississippi. http://t.co/wXXtAZuW
— Nick Frantz (@thenick700) March 12, 2012
If you think Mitt Romney, who when working at Bain Capital sent American jobs to China, can fix the economy…You Might Be A Redneck.
— Sheila Friend (@Slfriend79) March 12, 2012
If you’re 65 years old and are just now learning to say “y’all,” you might not be a redneck. http://t.co/EFAi3QvA #foxworthyendorsementfail
— AmandaPetersonBeadle (@AmandaBeadle) March 12, 2012
https://twitter.com/#!/andersonkrist/status/179314117897748480
If your name is Mitt Romney and your father was Governor of Michigan, you might not be a redneck: http://t.co/NpCSVSBg
— Ezra Klein (@ezraklein) March 12, 2012
Hey Mitt! If your wife drives two or more Cadillacs, you might not be a Redneck.
— ANDREW (@RANKIS) March 12, 2012
If you think millionaire Mitt Romney should be paying a lower tax rate than a nurse, a firefighter and you, I almost hope you're a redneck.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 11, 2012
If you've endorsed Mitt Romney, you might not be a redneck.
— Jason Cohen (@cohenesque) March 9, 2012
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/12/top-10-mitt-romney-jeff-foxworthy-redneck-jokes/
Rambo can kill you with tie… yep.
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Was watching the movie today…
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Bad chance Brian
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I don’t like being alone…
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Biden strikes again: ‘Yes, we want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars’
http://twitter.com/#!/bccohan/status/253945595033698305
Oh, yes, he did.
Joe “the gift that keeps giving” appeared at a rally in Iowa today. And this happened.
“Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars. Guess what? Yes, we do in one regard,” says Biden.
Gift that keeps giving… MT @rorycooper: Joe Biden: 'Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars.' Guess what? Yes we do."
— AG (@AG_Conservative) October 4, 2012
"You know the phrase they always use? Obama & Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars. Guess what? Yes we do " -Joe Robinette Biden
— Tim Miller (@Timodc) October 4, 2012
Our aching sides won’t last through November! Twitter users are also wheezing with giggles and loving unleashed Joe.
#BathsaltsAlarm RT @PounderFile: VIDEO: Just now Joe Biden: "Yes We Do" Want to Raise Taxes By Trillion Dollars http://t.co/Hbgy2d4C
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) October 4, 2012
Biden = National Treasure RT @PounderFile: VIDEO: Biden in IA: "Yes We Do" Want to Raise Taxes By A $ Trillion http://t.co/tEIQgNYJ
— Ryan Williams (@RyanGOP) October 4, 2012
#doh! RT @Ted_Newton: Oh, Joe! Biden just admitted "Yes we do" want to raise your taxes $1 trillion. VIDEO: http://t.co/wjKj8f1l
— Katherine Cresto (@kcresto) October 4, 2012
The gift that keeps on giving! Thx Joe! RT @jaycaruso: Joe Biden: "Yes, we do want to raise taxes by $1 trillion." http://t.co/xjSxhuDl” #p2
— Pants = Tyranny (@ShaneWright22) October 4, 2012
RT @rick_wiley: Can't make it up, Biden admits they want to raise taxes by $1 trillion. Keep sending him out Chicago http://t.co/jLIO83zh
— Ellen Carmichael (@ellencarmichael) October 4, 2012
OMG – Biden is such a moron….RT @BuzzFeedBen: Biden: “Obama And Biden Want To Raise Taxes By A Trillion … http://t.co/bavIFM8n
— Sam Nunberg (@snunberg) October 4, 2012
Moron? Or Honest Joe?
I appreciate Joe Biden's honesty. Seriously. http://t.co/TjrCkrJ5
— Amanda Carpenter (@amandacarpenter) October 4, 2012
Perhaps we should embrace the power of “and.”
We smell more “Honest Joe” T-shirt sales!
Update:
The new “Honest Joe” gear is here!
New "Honest Joe" t-shirt for sale in the Romney store. Biden says "Yes, We Do” want to raise your taxes. https://t.co/GGysjQVX
— Ted Newton (@Ted_Newton) October 4, 2012
The Most Interesting Man In The World
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Breaking: Another security incident at the White House; Suspect arrested
http://twitter.com/#!/WestWingReport/status/513429608377491457
There are multiple reports of a security incident at the White House:
NEW: Another man arrested for trying to unlawfully enter the White House, day after fence-jumper got into building. http://t.co/bWFGV2v6rU
— 99.1 WNEW (@WNEW) September 20, 2014
"In 2nd security incident at White House in as many days, driver fails to stop at complex entrance, Secret Service says." via @cnnbrk
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) September 20, 2014
There isn’t much information out yet, but the incident looks to be over. From the AP:
The Secret Service says a man has been arrested for trying to unlawfully enter the White House, less than 24 hours after a fence-jumper made it all the way into the building.
Secret Service spokesman Ed Donovan says a man showed up at one of the White House gates on foot, then showed up in his a car at another gate and pulled into the vehicle screening area. He refused to leave and was arrested for unlawful entry.
We’ll update this post if necessary with any new information.
Ace calls out Sen. Hudak on keeping guns from women in ‘best interest’
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/309089866958897152
The Denver Post today reports that Colorado state Sen. Evie Hudak apologized to rape victim Amanda Collins in private for remarks she made at a hearing on Colorado’s campus gun ban last night. After Collins recounted her sexual assault at gunpoint in a campus “safe zone,” Hudak told her that “chances are that if you would have had a gun, then he would have been able to get that from you and possibly use it against you.”
CO State @senhudak says by disarming women, making rape easier, she is “…looking out for their best interest.” is.gd/wJUvlQ
— Jones in CO (@edzeppelin91) March 6, 2013
Hudak said that while she feels terrible for what Collins and other rape victims have experienced, “I am actually really looking out for their best interest.” For her part, Collins told the Denver Post that she didn’t know “how genuine” Hudak’s apology was, and Ace of Spades and others didn’t find Sen. Hudak’s argument convincing either.
.@senhudak are you claiming that an unarmed rapist, who must attack HTH, has the advantage vs. a capable woman with a ranged weapon?
— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 5, 2013
.@senhudak do you understand how you sound?Not just stupid, but willfully stupid; the stupidity of the rabid cleric trained to chant dogma
— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 5, 2013
.@senhudak without using google, what would you guess the chief advantage of a ranged weapon is?
— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 6, 2013
.@senhudak again, without google, what do you think the advantage of a non-strength-using weapon would be for people of lower strength?
— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 6, 2013
.@senhudak do you believe Ms. Collins’ rapist was so focused on HER in particular he would have braved a bullet in the face to rape her?
— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 6, 2013
.@senhudak do you believe rapists and muggers are that victim-specific? Or do your statistics tell you they are more opportunistic?
— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 6, 2013
.@senhudak do you think female police officers should be disarmed, given that a stronger male attacker will just take their guns from them?
— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 6, 2013
.@senhudak will you join me in calling for the disarmament of female police officers, so that perps can’t take their guns and harm them?
— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 6, 2013
.@senhudak if a Taekwondo trained woman citizen STILL isn’t capable of carrying a gun, then neither are female police officers.
— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 6, 2013
.@comradearthur @senhudak What about our own female fighter pilots?how do we know rapists won’t just take their fighters from them?
— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 6, 2013
@comradearthur @aceofspadeshq @senhudak I read how Buffalo Bill would take Annie Oakley’s guns away at the start of every Wild West Show
— Michael Blum (@MichaelBlum3) March 6, 2013
.@senhudak can you conceive of any women not employed by the state who are capable of safely handling a weapon?
— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 6, 2013
.@senhudak Are your female constituents also willing to get raped rather than defend themselves, or is it just you? @aceofspadeshq
— ChampionCapua (@ChampionCapua) March 6, 2013
Seems @senhudak would prefer that all of these people be disarmed: is.gd/FnW25A because they couldn’t possibly defend themselves.
— The Minuteman (@barronbarnett) March 6, 2013
Denver University constitutional law professor Dave Kopel wasn’t buying the “best interest” line either and took Hudak to school.
Yet another Colorado Democrat maligns rape victims while advocating gun control | The Daily Callerbuff.ly/WM5dx3
— Dave Kopel (@davekopel) March 5, 2013
Colo.Sen. who demeans rape victims: “I am actually really looking out for their best interest.” bit.ly/YLKUK1
— Dave Kopel (@davekopel) March 5, 2013
Colo.Sen.Hudak tells rape victim that a rapist would just take her gun. Actually, this happens less than 1%, per NatlCrimVictimSurvey.
— Dave Kopel (@davekopel) March 5, 2013
Kopel: Sen.Hudak telling rape victim that she is incompetent to defend herself is “self-righteous, ignorant bigotry” bit.ly/YLKUK1
— Dave Kopel (@davekopel) March 5, 2013