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The saga of Lizz Winstead’s missing iPad

http://twitter.com/#!/lizzwinstead/status/205443505013792768

It is kinda maddening to watch your ipad move around. #LAXThief

— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) May 23, 2012

HERE IS MY IPAD http://t.co/JZZ5Tuj9 HERE IS ME http://t.co/rhw2GPGm

— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) May 23, 2012

Lizz Winstead is a comedienne and political satirist who is best known for co-creating The Daily Show. We are aware that she’s politically liberal, but there are times to set aside politics and appreciate good tweeting.  Besides, even liberals have property rights.

We hope LAX security is able to recover the purloined iPad and return it to Winstead.

Update:  Turns out the missing  iPad isn’t at LAX after all.  It is at an airport in Orlando, Fla. We gather Winstead left her iPad on a plane and is angry because Delta Airlines failed to locate it. Now someone — Winstead doesn’t know who — is walking around Orlando Airport with her iPad.

Update, Not LAX, Orlando. Terminal B. Delta people lied and said they checked the plane. That plane left for Orlando with my Ipad.

— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) May 24, 2012

Is it possible that someone removed the iPad from the plane before Delta searched for it? Nope:

@TwitchyTeam It was never removed. They said they checked and that the plane was now on it's way to Orlando. Now Ipad inOrlando

— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) May 24, 2012

If we left an iPad on a plane, we would pretty much write it off.  But we hope Winstead is able to get hers back.

Update: She’s getting it back!

OMG! iPad now on its way back to LA! Scheduled to arrive 845.

— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) May 24, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/23/lizz-winstead-monitors-movement-of-her-stolen-ipad-in-real-time-as-thief-carries-it-around-lax/

On MSNBC, Nicolle Wallace, panel discuss “Game Change,” Wallace declares that she didn’t vote for McCain/Palin

http://twitter.com/#!/Rschrim/status/121655799725572096

Palin calls it fiction, Wallace says it’s an incredibly accurate portrayal. Let the games begin. Watch the video at MSNBC:

The new HBO film version of “Game Change” reveals even more secrets about the 2008 campaign. MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell talks to former McCain-Palin advisor Nicolle Wallace about the new movie and her decision not to vote for Sarah Palin. Plus, director Jay Roach and author John Heilemann join The Last Word with reaction.

If you’re interested in finding out what Kony 2012 is, stick around for the next auto-played video.

Game change is produced by HBO, which also created the short feature Space Traders.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/09/on-msnbc-nicolle-wallace-panel-discuss-game-change-wallace-declares-that-she-didnt-vote-for-mccainpalin/

‘Give it up, champ’: Matt Yglesias can’t dig their way to avoid it of ‘Sopranos’ Vox-hole

http://twitter.com/#!/BobbyBigWheel/status/504790726446964736

As Twitchy reported, these days, Vox published the big news that “Sopranos” creator David Chase verified that Tony Soprano didn’t perish inside finale. Annnnnnd they immediately ended up with egg on their face.

However for just what it’s well worth, Matt Yglesias is trying to perform interference:

http://twitter.com/#!/mattyglesias/status/504781190180896769

Oh, bless their li’l heart.

http://twitter.com/#!/deep_beige/status/504782546732077059

Vox: David Chase reveals exactly what occurred inside finale. Chase: No I didn’t Vox: It’s not for you to decide, shut-up.— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) August 28, 2014

It’s enjoyable to view Yglesias backpedal. It’s a lot more fun to call him out on it:

http://twitter.com/#!/seanmdav/status/504787190552227840 http://twitter.com/#!/seanagnew/status/504785317032132608 http://twitter.com/#!/GPollowitz/status/504783471924240386

Ha!

http://twitter.com/#!/hayesy316/status/504786672861454336 http://twitter.com/#!/JohnEkdahl/status/504784496731115520

Also funny.

http://twitter.com/#!/seanmdav/status/504785977010036736 http://twitter.com/#!/CuffyMeh/status/504786159462268928

Keep it up, Matt. We are able to always use a giggle fit!

http://twitter.com/#!/CaptYonah/status/504788094412136450

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Twitchy coverage of Matt Yglesias

Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2014/08/27/give-it-up-champ-matt-yglesias-cant-dig-his-way-out-of-sopranos-vox-hole/