Author: Leaman Ralph

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PolitiFact: With the election over, let’s see if Obama kept ’08 campaign promises

http://twitter.com/#!/politifact/status/266567929150205952

Today? Two days after the election PolitiFact is checking to see if President Obama kept his 2008 campaign promises?

PolitiFact? No. PolitiFlack.

Update:

Twitter users react to the delayed fact-checking by Obama’s Palace Guard:

@politifact great timing!Too bad u dont have integrity or flux capacitor, or u wld have posted this in June. #cowards

— Scott V. (@svdhaute) November 8, 2012

.@politifact Great timing. Your job was to do this BEFORE the election. Doesn’t make a damn bit of difference now does it?

— EEÉ (@EEElverhoy) November 8, 2012

@politifact Great timing. Why bother? twitter.com/Nug33ent/statu…

— Nuge (@Nug33ent) November 8, 2012

@politifact might have been more helpful on Monday

— Colin Kelly (@oddsr3to1) November 8, 2012

@politifact Heh.Timely!Why don’t you go write an article about how we have an election next week…

— Anie (@AniesRight) November 8, 2012

@twitchyteam They should rename themselves PolitiFAIL That’s the fact Jack!

— Count De Monet (@MonetaAdvisors) November 8, 2012

@twitchyteam Yea, cause why do that BEFORE election day?

— Jennifer Butler (@jbutler70) November 8, 2012

Baked Some Iphone Cookies

I can’t be…I can?

Did You Send Out Myself Flowers, Dan?

Do you forward me personally Flowers, Dan?

Obama angers by addressing Robin Williams, staying silent on Ferguson

http://twitter.com/#!/fancybuffalo/status/499044011521617920

Interesting? Or infuriating? Soon after news broke of the death of Robin Williams, President Obama released a brief statement praising Williams’ talents and offering condolences “to Robin’s family, his friends, and everyone who found their voice and their verse thanks to Robin Williams.”

How about that other bit of breaking news in Ferguson, Mo.? Has it reached the newspapers in Martha’s Vineyard yet?

http://twitter.com/#!/GPollowitz/status/499046820912594946

Anger? Check.

http://twitter.com/#!/Ellevation_/status/499032457350365185 http://twitter.com/#!/Speakin_MyMindd/status/499020342082682882 http://twitter.com/#!/icantdribble/status/499006711370633217 http://twitter.com/#!/Fanaticuss/status/498997250702315520 http://twitter.com/#!/Miami_Chica/status/499039162595807233 http://twitter.com/#!/matthewcalcara/status/499030543187853312 http://twitter.com/#!/Will_Bunch/status/499015444851081216 http://twitter.com/#!/EatLitePipeDark/status/498993597711409153 http://twitter.com/#!/TheArnold_SoM/status/499044481753444354 http://twitter.com/#!/PIKEStateOfMind/status/499044203339345921

17 Lazy Girl Cleaning Hacks That Will Forever Change You

Clean your floor while walking to the fridge? YES.

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1. Walk around your house in “Swiffer Socks” instead of dusting.

2. Use a lint roller to dust.

3. Spray furniture polish on anything to make it shiny.

4. Line your toaster tray with foil before toasting anything.

5. Avoid using cups and bowls…

6. At all costs.

7. Use tape to pick up crumbs.

8. Use liquid shower gel (not soap) to avoid soap scum buildup in your tub.

9. Blend soap and water to clean a blender.

10. Use plastic food wrap to make clean-up easy.

11. Clean your microwave and your sponge all at once.

12. Tape a dryer sheet over an air conditioner vent to freshen up the room.

13. Keep cleaning liquid in the bottom of the toilet brush pan.

14. Wash almost everything in the dishwasher.

15. Clean greasy gas burners in a sealed plastic bag with ammonia.

16. Run 1 part vinegar + 1 part water through a brew cycle in your coffeemaker.

17. Soak a non-toxic and biodegradable dryer sheet in a pan to remove baked-on food.

And enjoy killing all the birds with one stone.

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