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Don’t tell anyone: Twitter confidentially files for its IPO

http://twitter.com/#!/kevinroose/status/378265535927959552

Twitter is moving ahead with its plans for an initial public offering, but don’t tell anyone you heard it from us. In a tweet, Twitter noted that it had filed its submission confidentially.

http://twitter.com/#!/max_read/status/378262938890416128

No, read the tweet.

http://twitter.com/#!/Bensign/status/378262514959532033 http://twitter.com/#!/SarahARosser/status/378263487774195712

Facebook went public last May, with high rollers like 2.3 percent owner Bono suddenly finding himself with $1.5 billion worth of Facebook stock. Twitter, on the other hand, is valued at around $10 billion total.

It’s the most exciting day in Twitter’s seven-year history — now get back to work. There are conservatives in Twitter Gulag who need their gruel.

http://twitter.com/#!/DrewMula/status/378262613341503488 http://twitter.com/#!/iamelliot/status/378268306299310080

Editor’s note: An extraneous tweet was removed.

Destiny’s Child, eat your heart out!

First World Stoner Problems

But Thats Not One Of My Business

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Sen. John Cornyn has blunt response for proponents of Citizens United repeal

http://twitter.com/#!/Fishgot2swim/status/508706373677621248

The Senate is scheduled Monday to vote on a proposed constitutional amendment that would overturn the Citizens United decision. Texas Sen. John Cornyn didn’t leave his constituents wondering how he’ll vote on the issue.

http://twitter.com/#!/Fishgot2swim/status/508719359456710656 http://twitter.com/#!/Fishgot2swim/status/508719808087875585

We doubt that’s changed his mind.

Snort! Rep. Stockman slams Obama’s hypocrisy with snicker-worthy tweet

http://twitter.com/#!/SteveWorks4You/status/343211168241950721

Beautiful.

The snicker-worthy tweet blasting President Obama for the NSA surveillance scandal was retweeted and favorited many times via Rep. Stockman’s other Twitter account as well.

http://twitter.com/#!/ReElectStockman/status/343211355349852162

On Saturday night, Twitchy brought you Rep. Stockman’s hilarious zinger aimed at MSNBC. The congressman’s Obama slam also received praise. And giggles!

http://twitter.com/#!/DannyAnathema/status/343366809187139588 http://twitter.com/#!/Patrovist/status/343214520203890688

Not just plain old truth:

http://twitter.com/#!/ZingLear/status/343471028284030979

Indeed.

Rep. Stockman then offered up some more food for thought.

http://twitter.com/#!/ReElectStockman/status/343221787821223936

Laser-like focus! On you, not on jobs.

Juan Williams defends Eric Holder on behalf of ‘real journalists’

Juan Williams repeatedly names Rosen as "REAL journalist" Left has def begun an attack on bloggers. #JustABlogger #tgdn #tcot #tlot #PJNET

— ıɹɐɹɹǝɟɯoʇ (@tomferrari) May 29, 2013

Who’ll survive the Obama administration’s scandal longer: Attorney General Eric Holder or Fox News contributor Juan Williams? News that the Justice Department has been tracking both AP reporters and Fox News’ James Rosen has led to some soul-searching by the administration’s usually reliable water carriers, but Williams seems prepared to defend Holder to the bitter end. But why is Fox News employing Williams to put all of the West Wing’s talking points in a blender when liberal blogs would do just as well?

It’s hard to be sure, but Williams seems to think Holder needs to investigate his underlings to make sure real journalists like Fox News’ James Rosen aren’t accidentally caught in the snare set for those rogue bloggers and tweeters Sen. Dick Durbin warned us about on Sunday.

http://twitter.com/#!/debitking/status/339534678648311808 http://twitter.com/#!/ARuffLife/status/339533804446294016

Relax, real journalists: Eric Holder will investigate who’s been monitoring you and make sure it never happens again. What? He personally vetted the search warrant naming Rosen a co-conspirator under the Espionage Act? By Williams’ logic, maybe Holder should investigate the judge who believed that ridiculous claim.

http://twitter.com/#!/Mamadoxie/status/339532427116568576 http://twitter.com/#!/SeeTac7/status/339535936226484224 http://twitter.com/#!/donnykees/status/339543794443776001 http://twitter.com/#!/BarneyKaren/status/339537318388043776 http://twitter.com/#!/TAchterberg/status/339536139696353280

How soon until MSNBC announces a new show co-hosted by Eric Holder and Juan Williams?

31 Tragic Photos Of A Day Being Ruined

The five second rule does not apply to grief.

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1. This scene from a Chipotle horror movie.

2. This frozen tragedy.

3. This donut disaster.

4. These helpless french fries.

5. This cheesy huddling mass.

6. This pasta predicament.

7. This eggmergency.

8. This cheese stick who’s just trying to get home.

9. The Great Breakfast Massacre of 2014

10. This early morning nightmare.

11. This pretzel catastrophe.

12. The slices who never made it to the penthouse suite.

13. These butchered brownies.

14. The chilly fate of this treat.

15. This wilting pie.

16. This lollipop’s undignified grave.

17. This attack on a childhood staple.

18. This orphaned peep.

19. This cruel abandonment.

20. These tortured taquitos.

21. This fruity carnage.

22. These suffering ice cream sandwiches.

23. These unloved Munchkins.

24. The dreadful destiny of this fried meat.

25. This cookie calamity.

26. These miserable paninis.