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I got the blues
Author: Leaman Ralph
Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it.
Surrounded by Alkaloid is both Mary and Grandma in an never ending circle of membership. French mandates declare put up their dukes... ZEN Pepsi can talk half Chocolate and your ole man Pacman down in Cuba posing as the worlds one and only Coffee Wizard "back 1:1" tis Coffee time... ||
Actor Kevin Sorbo endorses Ben Carson for POTUS; Carson leaves door open
http://twitter.com/#!/ksorbs/status/300123059073994752
Dr. Benjamin Carson’s headline-grabbing speech at the National Prayer Breakfast prompted the Wall Street Journal to title an editorial “Ben Carson for President.”
WSJ: Ben Carson for President! drudge.tw/W7cgML
— DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) February 9, 2013
“Hercules” and “Andromeda” actor Kevin Sorbo is on board. If you haven’t checked out Carson hammering political correctness, the national debt and more, make time to watch the video this weekend.
Sorbo has plenty of company:
Can I vote for Dr Benjamin Carson for President in 2016 ?
— Stacey (D) (@BeanfromPa) February 9, 2013
THIS. RT”@matt__mcdonald: That’s it. Dr. Benjamin Carson for President”
— Skyler (@ReturnTo1776) February 9, 2013
I second the motion!Ben Carson for President on.wsj.com/YKOCGu via @wsj
— Dora Vera (@DoraVera2) February 9, 2013
#DrBenCarson has credible and tangible solutions to healthcare problems – not the mess of Obamacare/ACA – Dr Ben Carson for president!
— PDX (@OR_Conservative) February 9, 2013
How do we draft Ben Carson for President?
— Steve Bassett (@Bagatino) February 9, 2013
@seanhannity Ben Carson for our next President for sure!
— Jacqueline Green (@jaxstudios) February 9, 2013
Dr. Benjamin Carson for President! #lnyhbt #tcot
— Lloyd bin Laden (@lloydbin) February 9, 2013
I think Dr. Benjamin Carson should be our next President of the United States of America.#Hannity thinks so too!#NationalPrayerBreakfast
— Catholic Notions (@CatholicNotions) February 9, 2013
On Friday, Sean Hannity asked Dr. Carson if he’d ever consider a bid for the presidency.
#BOOM #HANNITY “will you Dr. Benjamin Carson, run for President?!!!” AMEN YES !!
— tiacarolann (@tiacarolann) February 9, 2013
He didn’t say “yes,” but …
Dr. Benjamin Carson did not say he wouldn’t run for president! #Hannity
— Steve Klein (@SteveKlein62) February 9, 2013
“If the Lord grabbed me by the collar and made me do it, I would,” he told Hannity.
Sean Hannity Asks Dr. Benjamin Carson, “Would You Ever Run for President, Sir?” – Video 2/8/13 bit.ly/WK6il2
— Freedom’s Lighthouse (@FreedomsLH) February 9, 2013
We have a feeling Bob Beckel and Kirsten Powers won’t like that answer.
Just who understood Val ended up being a chauvinist?. Lol
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GOP Rep doesn’t personally know a 12-yr-old who was raped; Corrected
http://twitter.com/#!/TabithaHale/status/237949548977336320
In an interview yesterday, Republican U.S. Rep. Steve King of Iowa was asked for his thoughts on the Todd Akin fiasco. King avoided commenting specifically on Akin’s remarks and chose instead to focus on Akin’s moral character, calling him a “strong Christian man, with a wonderful family.”
Even in the face of mounting pressure from Republicans for Akin to withdraw from his senate race, King probably wouldn’t have faced too heavy of a backlash from his party for commenting only on Akin’s character. But King didn’t stop there. He went on to produce an extremely cringe-worthy nugget of his own:
King supports the “No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act.” It would ban Federal funding of abortions except in cases of forcible rape. Right now, Medicaid also covers abortions for victims of statutory rape or incest – for example, a 12 year old who gets pregnant.
Congressman King says he’s not aware of any young victims like that.
“Well I just haven’t heard of that being a circumstance that’s been brought to me in any personal way, and I’d be open to discussion about that subject matter,” he said.
For the record, it’s important to note that the term “forcible rape” was removed from the bill, and the language makes clear that rape is rape; one kind is no less criminal than another (more on that here). But still. Yikes. Really, Rep. King? Really??? Not only is that statement absolutely ludicrous, but it’s dangerous. As if the GOP didn’t already have to contend with ridiculous charges from the Left that all Republicans are woman-hating rape apologists, King has just made their job more difficult.
Flabbergasted liberals had a field day:
And it continues: Rep. Steve King: I’ve never heard of a girl getting pregnant from statutory rape or incest http://t.co/lHIqS1AM
— Jessica Hullinger (@JessHullinger) August 21, 2012
Rep. Steve King: I’ve Never Heard Of A Girl Getting Pregnant From Statutory Rape Or Incest http://t.co/42ftFMR7
— Vickie (@Vickie627) August 21, 2012
This asshole!-“@TPM: Rep. Steve King (R-IA): I've never heard of a girl getting pregnant from statutory rape or incest http://t.co/X52KtpyH”
— T. (@wlfpack81) August 21, 2012
Based on Steve King's interview, i'm guessing the NRCC and RNC just ran out of duct tape.
— Jason Boxt (@jboxt1) August 21, 2012
The three-ring crazy circus continues. Rep. King: I've never heard of pregnancy from statutory rape or incest http://t.co/ANjbmIVP
— Matt Martin (@voxmatt) August 21, 2012
Please, keep talking, Rep. Steve King.
— ¡ viva Terry ! (@shortstack81) August 21, 2012
This is a NEW kind of stupid. RT @TPM: Rep. Steve King (R-IA): I've never heard of a girl getting pregnant from statutory rape
— The Full Ginsburg (@TheFullGinsburg) August 21, 2012
Dear national GOP: when are you going to ask Steve King to resign from his seat in Congress? http://t.co/VPM2mY49
— Jeremy Stahl (@JeremyStahl) August 21, 2012
.@dccc What cocoon is Steve King living in? Even if he watched the dumbest stuff on boob tube he would know! What is his DENIAL?
— Kleyton Cooper (@kleytoncooper) August 21, 2012
I guess Steve King isn't a big Law & Order: SVU fan.
— Jesse Berney (@jesseberney) August 21, 2012
When did The Onion start running GOP messaging? Rep. Steve King: I’ve Never Heard Of A Girl Getting Pregnant From Statutory Rape Or Incest
— Richard Keil (@RDKeil1) August 21, 2012
Needless to say, King’s foot-in-mouthage left conservatives banging their heads against the wall:
@joesegal I'm a pro-life Republican. That doesn't mean Steve King didn't say something extremely stupid that deserves all kinds of ridicule.
— Will McAvoy (@WillMcAvoyACN) August 21, 2012
What the hell Steve King?
— Joe Brooks (@joebrooks) August 21, 2012
@JeromeEHudson Yeah, but dude. Steve King. Tell me you didn't read that and immediate slap your face.
— Torrey M. Spears (@torreymspears) August 21, 2012
Rep. Steve King, please do not go in front of another mic for 70 days.
— Brad Cundiff (@bradcundiff) August 21, 2012
Todd Akin and Steve King should perform a song-and-dance duet number about fallopian tubes. #BookLearnin' #STOPTALKING
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) August 21, 2012
Yes, I realize Steve King is saying that he's never *personally* seen rape/incest result in pregnancy. Who cares? USE WORDS CAREFULLY.
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) August 21, 2012
"Oh dammit… there's an unsent memo here reminding us we WANT to win the Senate this year… anyone see this?!" – GOP
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) August 21, 2012
Seriously. No more. Please.
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Update:
RT @GaltsGirl: Yahoo pulled the link about Rep Steve King, because it was crap: Please read http://t.co/b5kA2rWq .
— BiasedGirl (@BiasedGirl) August 21, 2012
In response to the claims of him not believing that pregnancy can occur following statutory rape or incest, Rep. King is asserting that his remarks were taken out of context. Upon further review, we agree. It appears that King was merely stating that he had never dealt personally with a 12-year-old rape victim and not that he did not believe pregnancy was possible for a girl in that situation.
After Talking Points Memo reported the statements, King’s campaign fired back, telling the website that “of course” he was aware that girls have become pregnant from statutory rape and incest and supported people who had not been forcibly raped having access to federal abortion coverage under a rape exemption.
“What he was saying was he personally does not know a girl who was raped,” King spokeswoman Brittany Lesser said. “He never says, ‘I’ve never heard of that.’ There’s a fine line between ‘I’ve never heard of that’ and ‘I don’t know personally anybody who’s been raped.’ There’s a difference. There is a difference.”
In light of the Akin controversy, it can be tempting to pounce on potentially questionable comments in order to defend conservatives from further smears by the Left. But that is no excuse for getting swept up in a media frenzy without a solid understanding of all the facts. In passing judgment about Rep. King prematurely, we played into the hands of the leftist media we pride ourselves on exposing. To Rep. King, we sincerely apologize for putting forth misleading information and for any resulting negative speculation as to your personal character.
Where's The W?!?
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MY COOKIE
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Embassy in Libya evacuated amid ‘deterioration in security’; President golfs
http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/493184324749893632
That pretty much sums things up.
http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/493097087111036928In the meantime, Fox News reports:
The United States suspended operations at its embassy in Libya Saturday and evacuated its diplomats to neighboring Tunisia under U.S. military escort amid a significant deterioration in security in Tripoli as fighting intensified between rival militias, the State Department said.
“Due to the ongoing violence resulting from clashes between Libyan militias in the immediate vicinity of the U.S. Embassy in Tripoli, we have temporarily relocated all of our personnel out of Libya,” spokeswoman Marie Harf said.
No news on how well the president shot.
http://twitter.com/#!/LilMissRightie/status/493185420667396096 http://twitter.com/#!/hboulware/status/493185686334238720
High Expectations Asian Father
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Video: Eric Holder asked if Fast and Furious is a distraction for Obama
http://twitter.com/#!/KerryPicket/status/182997616215330816
From Washington Times:
U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder does not believe his handling of operation “Fast & Furious” has become a distraction to President Barack Obama. He confirmed this to the Washington Times on Thursday night in Washington. A.G. Holder would not comment on when he thought the Inspector General would release her report on the botched gun walking operation.
Two House Democrats have already called upon the Justice Department’s Acting Inspector General Cynthia Schnedar to release her report on her investigation of Fast and Furious before the November elections.
Remember when Eric Holder sent his machine guns to Mexico for Spring Break?
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 20, 2012
First World Problems
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