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Darth Vader Office Space
Author: Leaman Ralph
Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it.
Surrounded by Alkaloid is both Mary and Grandma in an never ending circle of membership. French mandates declare put up their dukes... ZEN Pepsi can talk half Chocolate and your ole man Pacman down in Cuba posing as the worlds one and only Coffee Wizard "back 1:1" tis Coffee time... ||
First World Problems
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‘We’ve run out of bacon’: Waffle House makes heart-stopping April Fools joke
http://twitter.com/#!/WaffleHouse/status/318713685587677186
Say it ain’t so!
Last known picture of our bacon supply instagram.com/p/XkfRQWBhoL/
— Waffle House (@WaffleHouse) April 1, 2013
OK, it ain’t so. But some people were worried there for a minute:
This better be April Fools RT “@wafflehouse: We’ve run out of bacon”
— Strawberry Shortcake (@bigbootyjuliex) April 1, 2013
OMG WE GONNA DIE!! RT @wafflehouse: We’ve run out of bacon
— Sportin’ Strife (@SatisJackson305) April 1, 2013
My heart actually skipped a beat. RT @wafflehouse We’ve run out of bacon
— Some dude (@fergoe) April 1, 2013
Stop playing bruh RT @wafflehouse We’ve run out of bacon
— Yung Bruh (@RICOTHEBASEDGOD) April 1, 2013
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO “@wafflehouse: We’ve run out of bacon”
— Viktor Vaughn (@OlDirtyPablo) April 1, 2013
Just the thought of a baconless meal is shudder-worthy!
This is also not funny…. O_O RT @wafflehouse: We’ve run out of bacon
— Lizzuendo (@Lizzs_Lockeroom) April 1, 2013
okay stop it this isn’t funny… RT “@wafflehouse: Last known picture of our bacon supply instagram.com/p/XkfRQWBhoL/”
— Tim Kubick (@timkubick) April 1, 2013
Some things are not funny… Even on #AprilFoolsDay RT @wafflehouse: We’ve run out of bacon
— Dan Kennedy (@DanOKennedy) April 1, 2013
That really shook me up, “@wafflehouse: We’ve run out of bacon”
— Laura Cheshire (@LauraCheshire29) April 1, 2013
This is how the Apocalypse starts “@wafflehouse: We’ve run out of bacon”
— Michelle McCormick (@TexMex817) April 1, 2013
Pretty sure this is how the end of the world starts. RT @wafflehouse: We’ve run out of bacon
— Aaron Gardner (@Aaron_RS) April 1, 2013
“@wafflehouse: We’ve run out of bacon” Why don’t you just stab me in the heart?
— Meghan Laverty (@meglav) April 1, 2013
Bacon lovers can breathe a collective sigh of relief. Well-played, Waffle House tweeter.
A Virginia Waffle House server’s attempt at a prank? Not quite so successful:
This girl’s an idiot! “@nbcnews: April Fool? Waffle House employee who hoaxed Virginia police arrested, charged nbcnews.to/YZGMNM”
— Emma Elkins (@EmmaElkins1) April 1, 2013
An April fool’s joke gets a server from a Waffle House in Hampton arrested.She called in a bogus robbery. twitter.com/13VelmaScaife/…
— Velma Scaife 13News(@13VelmaScaife) April 1, 2013
Va. Waffle House employee pranks police with April Fools call about them being robbed. Yes, she was arrested. #Heresyoursign
— denverrob (@ROBDOG0721) April 1, 2013
Oh well. At least the bacon’s OK!
Pizza Hut Released A Pizza-Inspired Nail Polish Line
Yes, but does it come with free breadsticks?
1. Pizza Hut Australia recently launched a limited-edition range of nail polish as part of their Valentine’s Day promotions.
Pizza Hut Australia / Via Facebook: pizzahutaustralia
Colors include “Voracious Veggie,” “Say Cheese,” and “Poppin Pepperoni.”
2. A pizza manicure using the rare polishes.
Pizza Hut Australia / Via Facebook: pizzahutaustralia
3. Only 30 sets were made as the prize package for the brand’s Valentine’s Day pizza-inspired poem competition.
5. Now we’re just waiting for Pizza Hut to make it a permanent thing, because DUH, best idea ever.
Via giphy.com
I solemnly request 10 million bottles.
Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/arabellesicardi/pizza-hut-nail-polish
Senate committee nevertheless awaiting total Benghazi survivor info
http://twitter.com/#!/SharylAttkisson/status/309120829516550144
We’ve discovered that the management features begun providing documents, many extensively redacted, toward Senate Intelligence Committee. Sources tell CBS Information’s Sharyl Attkisson that the documents verify just what had been reported, even though concern of whom eliminated al-Qaeda from chatting things is still up in the air.
One resource just who viewed the docs says some one in a federal agency “press shop” ended up being involved with altering the talking things to eliminate al Qaeda
— Sharyl Attkisson (@SharylAttkisson) March 6, 2013
An official acquainted the docs says there have been warnings from Libya delivered to Washington within the days before the attack–(cont)
— Sharyl Attkisson (@SharylAttkisson) March 6, 2013
–that specifically cautioned of an imminent attack from the US ingredient in Benghazi
— Sharyl Attkisson (@SharylAttkisson) March 6, 2013
an origin acquainted the docs states most every communication between Libya and DC from the beginning of the attacks referenced –
— Sharyl Attkisson (@SharylAttkisson) March 6, 2013
–al Qaeda or al Qaeda affiliates as the likely instigators
— Sharyl Attkisson (@SharylAttkisson) March 6, 2013
But what about that horribly unpleasant YouTube video?
a supply who viewed the docs says the couple of that mentioned a protest on benghazi nite are not firsthand sources
— Sharyl Attkisson (@SharylAttkisson) March 6, 2013
Two resources believe Benghazi survivor information and transcripts have perhaps not been supplied in unredacted form to committee
— Sharyl Attkisson (@SharylAttkisson) March 6, 2013
Thank god for @sharylattkisson. Doing some real reporting even though many “journalists” just discount the Benghazi story. #FF
— AG (@AG_Conservative) March 6, 2013
@sharylattkisson Many thanks for continuing to follow along with this tale. Both United states folks & those murdered deserve your in all honesty.
— Polliwogette (@Polliwogette) March 6, 2013
Citizens turn Obama’s ‘fact’ false narratives into pesky facts about Obama
http://twitter.com/#!/ThePantau/status/220236469648891905
As Twitchy reported earlier, President Obama was full of fail today. We know; what else is new? Everything he touches turns to fail, which is why he can’t even run on his abysmal record.
So, this afternoon he started tweeting out stuff about Mitt Romney and a bank account in Switzerland. Cue the ominous Swiss music! Of course, this reminded us of a pesky little detail that the president forgot: President Obama is fundraising in Switzerland. That kind of Swiss money is A-Okay.
When his attempts at fanning absurd outrage failed, he upped it by adding FACT in front of his tweets.
FACT: In 2010, Romney reported having a $3 million Swiss bank account. http://t.co/jwavYYy7
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) July 3, 2012
FACT: In 2010 and 2011, Romney paid less than 15% in taxes on $42.5 million in income—much less than what many middle-class families pay.
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) July 3, 2012
He’s super serious, y’all. Well, citizens found that even more hilarious, so Obama’s fail just worsened. Twitter users decided to remind President Obama of some actual facts.
$6.375 million in taxes. Twice. RT @BarackObama: FACT: In 2010 and 2011, Romney paid less than 15% in taxes on $42.5 million in income.
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) July 3, 2012
The $3 million in Romney's Swiss Bank Account is 0.08% of what @BarackObama adds to the debt EVERY SINGLE DAY. #Mitt2012 #tcot
— Kevin Eder (@keder) July 3, 2012
that's a clown fact, bro @BarackObama: FACT: In 2010, Romney reported having a $3 million Swiss bank account. http://t.co/5sQLE9Mo
— Ray (@RayD23) July 3, 2012
Fact @BarackObama killed the Keystone pipeline.
— joe warner (@jwarner180) July 3, 2012
@barackobama and you ate a dog. #FACT
— Michael K Beattie (@MKBeattie) July 3, 2012
https://twitter.com/GOPgirlrants/status/220236438711701506
@BarackObama Fact: The national debt almost doubled under your watch.
— Ryan J Negri (@RyanNegri) July 3, 2012
https://twitter.com/TheAngieNC2/status/220236641753772033
@BarackObama FACT: you have yet to report how much $ you will bring in fundraising in Switzerland #FAIL
— Bill Benedict (@billbene) July 3, 2012
https://twitter.com/TheAngieNC2/status/220236838403719169
FACT @BarackObama 's corrupt land deal with Tony Rezko still unreported by pinkslime media #tcot #Tlot #obamacorruption
— ┌П┐(•_•) (@exposeliberals) July 3, 2012
FACT: You're running away from your record. #ownit MT @BarackObama: FACT: Romney paid less than 15% in taxes…
— Chris Moore (@ubermoore) July 3, 2012
How much did Solyndra cost? RT @BarackObama: FACT: In 2010, Romney reported having a $3 million Swiss bank account. http://t.co/XjEVmDUP
— Wes (@FTWes) July 3, 2012
FACT: You're scared to talk about the economy. MT @BarackObama: FACT: Romney paid less than 15% in taxes…
— Chris Moore (@ubermoore) July 3, 2012
In 2008, you accepted illegal foreign donations. RT @BarackObama: FACT: In 2010, Romney reported having a $3 million Swiss bank account.
— You Said Russia! (@lheal) July 3, 2012
And, win.
FACT: I just donated to his campaign bank account. RT @BarackObama FACT: In 2010, Romney reported having a $3 million Swiss bank account.
— matt whitlock (@mattdizwhitlock) July 3, 2012
Unintended consequences stink, huh, Mr. President?
FACT.
If Timmy jumped off a bridge would you jump off too?
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When I Get Bored At Work, I Play Solitaire. This Waiter Does Something EPIC.
When this server gets bored at work, he didn’t just text his friends or think about what time he was getting off. Instead, he did something so elaborate and creative, it should be considered a work of art. It’s possible that his job is driving him just a little bit insane, but the results are pretty epic.
It all started out with a typical order pad (quarter shown for scale).
Instead of wasting an entire sheet on one table, this server decided to re-use each piece of paper by writing small.
Really, really small.
Really, really, ridiculously small.
Seriously, did the same server write for the opening credits in Se7en?
He even began to get creative with it…
His level of talent and/or insanity is impressive.
Each of these works of art were created by writing down teeny, tiny orders.
You can probably let your jaw hit the floor now.
Get ready for this one…
Wait for it…
Boom. Best server’s order ticket ever.
Not only are each of his creations completely unique, but they’re also completed during downtime at work. WIN. Source
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Looked Outside And Saw My Dad Taking A Selfie…
Niagara Falls Is Frozen And It Is Pretty Really Beautiful
You’re officially permitted to hold complaining about the cool.
1. Temperatures simply dropped to 6° F on Feb. 17, and therefore means its officially time for Niagara Falls to make into an ice palace.
Lindsay DeDario / Reuters
3. Though this happens virtually every 12 months, that doesn’t make it any less stunning. Or freezing.
Lindsay DeDario / Reuters
Lindsay DeDario / Reuters
Lindsay DeDario / Reuters
8. And simply just in case you nonetheless don’t think it absolutely was glorious, a rainbow arrived.
Lindsay DeDario / Reuters
9. So if you have been too cool to appreciate the beauty of the snowfall this winter months…
Lindsay DeDario / Reuters
find out more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/emaoconnor/niagara-falls-is-frozen-and-beautiful