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Jack Sparrow Being Chased
Author: Leaman Ralph
Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it.
Surrounded by Alkaloid is both Mary and Grandma in an never ending circle of membership. French mandates declare put up their dukes... ZEN Pepsi can talk half Chocolate and your ole man Pacman down in Cuba posing as the worlds one and only Coffee Wizard "back 1:1" tis Coffee time... ||
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Will Bob Costas freak out about this US figure skater’s gun holster? [pics]
http://twitter.com/#!/HollyRFisher/status/432218298592133120
It’s possible NBC sportscaster Bob Costas will have his one good eye on other things — like noted peacemaker Vladimir Putin — but you just know he’ll be itching to weigh in on this costume worn by pairs figure skater Simon Shnapir.
http://twitter.com/#!/dbutton101/status/432218777590038528 http://twitter.com/#!/ArshadGC/status/432215934364045312Why is he wearing a gun holster? Um … because the routine had a James Bond theme. Here are a few pics from the official U.S. Figure Skating Twitter account.
http://twitter.com/#!/USFigureSkating/status/432215452639842304 http://twitter.com/#!/USFigureSkating/status/432217913328943104Sigh:
http://twitter.com/#!/starfishies13/status/432220417067974657 http://twitter.com/#!/TheGradessShow/status/432218216266743808 http://twitter.com/#!/heyybarkss/status/432218936478679040Shnapir and his pairs partner, Marissa Castelli, skated to music from “Skyfall” when they earned the pairs title at the U.S. Figure Skating Championships in January. And yes, he was wearing one of those oh-so-horrifying holsters.
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Watch Six Pairs Stare Into Each Others’ Eyes As A Love Experiment
If your heart hurts, it’s probably because it just grew a few sizes.
1. Can uninterrupted eye contact boost intimacy, even if people don’t know each other well?
Soul Pancake / Via youtube.com
Last month a New York Times writer recreated a psychologist’s love experiment, which requires two people to gaze at each other for four straight minutes (and also answer 36 questions). The idea is that feeling vulnerable can cultivate closeness.
2. Soul Pancake collected a dozen people to recreate the visual portion and test this theory.
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The six pairs’ relationship levels varied from meeting for the first time to being married for 55 years.
3. After some uncomfortable fidgeting, you can see their unease start to melt away.
Soul Pancake / Via youtube.com
I’m not crying, you are!
4. Have some tissues ready just in case.
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Obama takes jabs at cable networks at White House Correspondents’ Dinner
http://twitter.com/#!/tjholmes/status/462779977206095873
Of course, the president was expected to take a few shots at the media during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner — that’s how it works. And the shots were pretty good.
https://twitter.com/Bobblespeak/status/462780269863636992
https://twitter.com/tjholmes/status/462780365162422272
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