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Surpised Frodo

‘Haters gonna hate’: What is Taylor Swift wearing at VMAs? [photos]

http://twitter.com/#!/scisaacUGH/status/503698445295575042

It’s Night of the Perplexed MTV VMA Viewers! Earlier tonight, Twitter users wondered what Ariana Grande was wearing to the VMA awards show. Now, they’re scratching their heads over Taylor Swift’s outfit.

What is Taylor wearing?

This:

http://twitter.com/#!/iFUseeCKme/status/503700137622130688 http://twitter.com/#!/stylepurpose50/status/503699947410427904

Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, indeed. Shake it off, Tay-Tay:

http://twitter.com/#!/neon_demetria/status/503697226171174913

Perspective:

http://twitter.com/#!/Racked/status/503699955874557952

Michelle Fields refers to Phil Robertson as ‘racist’; Evidence for claim requested

http://twitter.com/#!/ChristinaN_BigD/status/413892564845350912

Not that critics of Phil Robertson need any extra assistance, but count frequent “Hannity” guest Michelle Fields among those who have labeled the “Duck Dynasty” star racist:

http://twitter.com/#!/MichelleFields/status/413892389711790081

Fields also retweeted this:

http://twitter.com/#!/Nickidewbear/status/413894520846049281

The article linked above offered as “evidence” that Robertson is a racist puts words in his mouth. For example, Robertson never said African-Americans were “happier under Jim Crow,” but rather those words are the author’s interpretation of what Robertson said, which was a description of his personal experience in pre-civil rights Louisiana.

These tweeters would rather Fields judge Robertson based on what he actually said on this issue and not from separate, agenda-driven interpretations of those words:

http://twitter.com/#!/dmarknewman/status/413893931512778752 http://twitter.com/#!/AG_Conservative/status/413894140015804416 http://twitter.com/#!/AG_Conservative/status/413896273461133312 http://twitter.com/#!/AG_Conservative/status/413898989159714817 http://twitter.com/#!/AG_Conservative/status/413901400960032768

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[Update]

Fields has since deleted her tweet.

[Update]

Fields responds to Twitchy’s post:

http://twitter.com/#!/MichelleFields/status/414218678062690304

Say That Again I Dare You

‘Don’t transition me, bro!’ Obamaspeak: Insurance is being ‘transitioned’

http://twitter.com/#!/ShannonBream/status/395196565692100608

Wait, what?

http://twitter.com/#!/rorycooper/status/395197923979321344

Wow, indeed. Out: Newspeak. In: Obamaspeak.

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/395198749300912129

Just when you think the Democrats can’t become more of a self-parody, this happens. Rep. Levin, with what we assume was a straight face, said that no one is losing their insurance. Those plans that you like, yet are losing? Guys, you are totally just being “transitioned.”

Where? Into Room 101?

http://twitter.com/#!/bradcundiff/status/395197609448452096

Seriously. And more truthful.

Citizens were rightly outraged and quickly gave the Democrats the business. With a nice dose of hilarious snark, natch.

http://twitter.com/#!/bradcundiff/status/395198279400448000 http://twitter.com/#!/hmfearny/status/395197431870423040 http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/395199072736272384 http://twitter.com/#!/JDtheBard/status/395198753117724673 http://twitter.com/#!/chrisjacobsHC/status/395197535863578625 http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/395199208585572352 http://twitter.com/#!/freddoso/status/395199792822767616 http://twitter.com/#!/hmfearny/status/395197952701911041

Let them put their transition in you.

http://twitter.com/#!/amylutz4/status/395202000297541633

Win.

And two exit booms:

http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/395199580146384896

We can see 2014 from Room 101.

Keeping it simple: Obamacare in a Newspeak nutshell

Truth-boom! RESOLVED: Tea Party rubes best Obamacare-gullible elites [pic]

FACT! Mary Katharine Ham has slogan for President Pants on Fire and lying liar Jarrett

Dear President Pants on Fire, meet Americans who have one question: ‘I like my plan, why can’t I keep it?’

Batman saves the day

Here Are Seriously Impressive Pumpkin Carvings. They’re No Ordinary Gourds.

It’s finally fall and you know what that means: your porch is in desperate need of a jack-o-lantern.

Instead of the same old silly face you create every year, why not try to kick it up a notch with your carving knife? Take a look at some of these impressive pumpkins and you’ll definitely get inspired to give your own fancy gourd a shot. They’re extra-gourd-inary!

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1.) A geometric gourd.

2.) Peek-a-b—omg.

3.) Who needs a lampshade when you have a pumpkin?

4.) Some scary skull action.

5.) This guy has a serious case of helmet hair.

6.) Can you see the meta-pumpkin through the trees?

7.) These eyes are spooky realistic.

8.) Jack Skellington sends his regards.

9.) This would look great at Hogwarts.

10.) A Dia De Los Muertos homage.

11.) I hope this Death Star isn’t as vulnerable as the original.

12.) “Ugh, it still has its seeds.”

13.) Make use of the stem AND the olives no one in your house likes!

14.) Thank goodness this pumpkin is against cannibalism.

15.) This pumpkin is for The Birds.

16.) This guy is clearly judging you…

17.) Where the wild pumpkins are.

18.) This is a gorgeous Ganesha-gourd.

19.) I think this guy has a headache.

20.) This pumpkin had too much sugar.

21.) The last samurai pumpkins.

22.) With great pumpkins comes great responsibility.

23.) Legos creating their own likeness.

24.) Much fancier than a regular bouquet.

25.) What a dreamy carousel.

26.) Spooky shapes.

27.) Good news: rotting pumpkins can get in the fun too.

28.) Those poor oranges never saw it coming.

29.) This extraterrestrial is way creepier than E.T.

30.) Howl-oween.

31.) A pumpkin fit for a Khaleesi.

32.) This is a pumpkin feast.

33.) This pumpkin has some things to say.

34.) Art gecko.

35.) This sea turtle seems just fine on land.

36.) Ouch…

37.) Puss in Boots has never looked cuter.

38.) Wolfman seems less scary in gourd form.

39.) You’d look this mad if you tried to breathe through a pumpkin, too.

40.) Yep. This is what the child of Slimer from Ghostbusters and Tooie from Little Shop of Horrors would look like.

41.) Gourd sweet gourd.