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Feud continues: Drake Bell goes on the offensive toward Bieber, ‘Beliebers’

http://twitter.com/#!/lauhart_/status/320965418330230785

In the latest chapter of the seemingly never-ending feud, Drake Bell felt the need to prod Justin Bieber’s followers (otherwise known as “Beliebers”). It’s becoming a regular habit.

Here’s some of what Bell has tweeted lately:

“Before I try to beat up the paparazzi I make sure my mascara is perfect!” -Justin Bieber twitter.com/DrakeBell/stat…

— Drake Bell (@DrakeBell) April 7, 2013

How does Justin get his lips so shiny? twitter.com/DrakeBell/stat…

— Drake Bell (@DrakeBell) April 7, 2013

Listen, I know all you beliebers are dying to be noticed by me but you are really getting in my way please leave

— Drake Bell (@DrakeBell) April 6, 2013

Justin Bieber is 5’6″ now I understand why you guys love him!! He’s the same height as all you 12 year olds! I totally get it now sorry guys

— Drake Bell (@DrakeBell) April 7, 2013

And he has retweeted these:

@rihbreezybieber @drakebell Crazy ass Beliebers smh… Surprising how your parents haven’t thrown you guys in a mental hospital

— SPADEZ (@ThatKidSpadez) April 6, 2013

@drakebell whoa you get a lot of hate for saying shit how it is… #peopleneedtogetalife

— Jaz Peek (@Jazpeek) April 6, 2013

LMAO @drakebell is hilarious! I love how these die hard beliebers are giving him death threats, like seriously? Justin dont care bout y’all

— Atkins (@ChrisAtkinsonC) April 7, 2013

Stupid beliebers thinking that @drakebell actually cares about what you think of him. HAHAHAHA

— •Diяестioпея• (@liams2kidneys) April 7, 2013

Disturbed about the development, Beliebers claim Bell is obsessed with Bieber.

Who has a twitter account dedicated to Justin Bieber but isn’t a belieber? Drake Bell.

— Justin Bieber (@BoogleBieber) April 7, 2013

does drake bell have nothing better to do than insult justin bieber damn someone’s bitter

— ♡ andy ♡ (@stylickson) April 7, 2013

Drake bell only wants a attention,sad little puppy and us kind beliebers give it to him 💕✌😣

— Belieber forever (@_youdontknowus) April 7, 2013

love how @drakebell is spending his life hating justin and gets millions of people that wish he died xD

— love you Justin (@kidrauhlilu) April 7, 2013

Okay.. It’s official: @drakebell needs to get a life. Honestly bro, getting off on tearing other people down is not the way to go.

— TheBieberBaby304 (@ayaz304) April 7, 2013

Don’t waste your time on Drake bell.He’s looking for attention & that’s exactly what your giving him.

— Kidrauhl_ (@powwow20) April 7, 2013

But, Bell will have none of it.

@jujubelieberr I’d love to see you try!

— Drake Bell (@DrakeBell) April 7, 2013

@jujubelieberr after what you said?! Never my dear

— Drake Bell (@DrakeBell) April 7, 2013

@itsadillemmma it’s funny because he copied it from me. He watched my show and wished he was as cool.

— Drake Bell (@DrakeBell) April 7, 2013

Who knows what will happen next.

I’m just waiting on the epic Twitter smackdown that’s inevitable to occur between @drakebell and @justinbieber in the near future.

— §αmαnthα (@Malfoycest) April 7, 2013

We are too.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/04/07/feud-continues-drake-bell-goes-on-the-offensive-toward-bieber-beliebers/

Anti-gun protests outside NRA meeting show smallest ’90 percent’ yet

http://twitter.com/#!/puertotexan/status/330716019393978368

We’ll admit that, while it dwarfed the size of your average Sandra Fluke rally, the size of the “crowd” gathered outside the the NRA’s annual meeting at the George R. Brown Convention Center in Houston, Texas, is not a scientific indicator of the public’s support for gun control legislation. Still, that figure of 90 percent public support that gun control advocates keep throwing around does seem awfully high, especially when you consider the equally anemic turnout for the tiny Stop the NRA march in Washington, D.C., last month.

I guess the protesters sleep a little later than the NRA crowd. #NRA #NRAAM twitter.com/CrankyBuddha33…

— Shannon T. Baker (@CrankyBuddha33) May 4, 2013

All right, it is early yet. Let’s give them another four hours to get things rolling.

Not a very big turn from the anti gun protesters at the NRA show, LOL twitter.com/HoustonArmory/…

— Cris Parsons (@HoustonArmory) May 4, 2013

For a moment, at least two of the “protesters” were gun enthusiasts crashing the party.

LOL @rtkirkulous and I as protesters. #nra #nraam #nrashow #protest #antigun #igmilitia #igmilitiatx… instagram.com/p/Y5yhY_r4mL/

— Mike Centola (@mikecentola) May 4, 2013

NRA board member @toddrathner debating anti-gun protesters across from the NRA’s annual meeting. #nraam twitter.com/gregorykorte/s…

— Gregory Korte (@gregorykorte) May 4, 2013

Some photos from one of the protestors give an idea of the signs on display, as well as confirmation of the relative intimacy of the gathering.

My new friend Jackie at the Protest at the @nra‘s #AssClown fest / #guncontrol #gunsense #MomsDemand #libcrib #ctl twitter.com/jeffreynola/st…

— GEOFFREY(@jeffreynola) May 4, 2013

Protesting @nra in Houston / @momsdemand Action #Congress! #Gunsense = Common Sense / #guncontrol #uniteblue #ctl twitter.com/jeffreynola/st…

— GEOFFREY(@jeffreynola) May 4, 2013

@momsdemand #gunsense @nra! Downtown Houston Protest / My 1st Protest! #guncontrol #NoWayNRA! uniteblue #unitebluetx twitter.com/jeffreynola/st…

— GEOFFREY(@jeffreynola) May 4, 2013

Well, just left the Protest across st from @nra Conv / My 1st Protest! / @momsdemand was there, didnt see @occupynra / #uniteblue #gunsense

— GEOFFREY(@jeffreynola) May 4, 2013

Just to keep things in perspective, Touré would like to clarify just how tiny the NRA’s membership is.

The NRA’s membership is about three million. Not five million as they’d had you believe. WaPo analysis: m.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fact-che…

— Touré (@Toure) May 4, 2013

@toure So ×50 your viewers?

— Hugo Hackenbush(@MangyLover) May 5, 2013

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/05/04/anti-gun-protests-outside-nra-meeting-show-smallest-90-percent-yet/

Obama says even he isn’t good enough to sell war in Syria to public

http://twitter.com/#!/deirdrewalshcnn/status/377516120904724481

President Obama met with Senate Democrats and Republicans in advance of tonight’s speech on Syria.

http://twitter.com/#!/nowthisnews/status/377512985305956352

Sen. Mark Kirk (R-Ill.) shared a moment with the president, who assured him that public opinion on intervention in Syria is not likely to change as a result of his address to the nation. “I’m good, but not that good,” he told Kirk.

http://twitter.com/#!/HH57/status/377515509551362048

It’s reminiscent of the president’s preview of his speech on the anniversary of Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream,” where he cautioned against “elevated expectations” and assured supporters his speech wouldn’t be as good. Good, but not that good.

http://twitter.com/#!/ron_fournier/status/377514435247865856

Seriously: When is the president going to call in his Entertainment Advisory Council and get “Funny or Die” and Katy Perry to rally America in favor of bombing Syria?

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/09/10/humble-brag-obama-says-even-he-isnt-good-enough-to-sell-war-in-syria-to-public/

‘Your turn, Obama’: Heads roll under Gov. Christie, sit pretty under POTUS

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/421308472689295360

At his press conference this morning, Gov. Christie announced that he has fired deputy chief of staff Bridget Anne Kelly for her role in the “Bridgegate” scandal, effective immediately:

http://twitter.com/#!/KatiePavlich/status/421313848638185472 http://twitter.com/#!/DrewMTips/status/421312875286638592

Christie has also asked consultant Bill Stepien to withdraw his name from nomination for state party chairman, and he said that Stepien will not even be considered.

http://twitter.com/#!/AaronBlakeWP/status/421315733033725952

Christie went on to say this: “If I cannot trust someone’s judgment, I cannot ask others to do so.” And tweeters can’t help but notice that they haven’t heard anything like that from President Obama. High-level officials who presided over corruption and scandal are still gainfully employed.

http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/421310723961393152 http://twitter.com/#!/JasonBWhitman/status/421309501241696256 http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/421314005676732416 http://twitter.com/#!/CatsPolitics/status/421314864863535104 http://twitter.com/#!/kerpen/status/421316808084176896

Plouffe is still around, as are these two:

http://twitter.com/#!/JedediahBila/status/421315998612869120

Hope President Obama’s taking notes:

http://twitter.com/#!/EWErickson/status/421313912126967808

The MSM could learn from this as well:

http://twitter.com/#!/derekahunter/status/421313372630818816

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Related:

‘More trouble than he’s worth’? Chris Christie postpones appearance in the wake of ‘Bridgegate’ scandal

A ‘Bridgegate’ too far: Plouffe, MSM stoke outrage over Chris Christie, give Dems a free pass

‘I am outraged and deeply saddened’: Chris Christie issues Bridgegate statement; Lapdogs pounce

‘Seriously messed up’: BuzzFeed jagoff Andrew Kaczynski uses Bridgegate to mock Benghazi victims [pic]

‘Ouch’: Former Obama staffer issued reminder after mocking Chris Christie ‘Bridgegate’ response

‘Absolutely surreal’: Rep. Elijah Cummings statement about ‘Bridgegate’ bereft of self-awareness

‘People died’: Christine Teigen predicts lawsuits over ‘Bridgegate’

Daniel Hannan tells Chris Christie ‘where you made your blunder’ on ‘Bridgegate’

‘Unfreakin’ real’: Sleazy Politico goes ‘beyond poor taste’ with hashtag for NJ bridge scandal

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/09/your-turn-president-obama-heads-roll-under-gov-christie-sit-pretty-under-potus/

Coast Guard rescues man running to Bermuda in a ‘bubble’ [photos]

http://twitter.com/#!/RightDame/status/518635717384486912

“Rogue hamster.” LOL.

Let’s meet the hamster, Reza Baluchi, who was actually on this “run” for charity:

Coast Guard rescues man attempting to reach Bermuda in homemade 'bubble' http://t.co/ZLWfBE0zHg pic.twitter.com/pJsjt1b8Gg

— Fox News (@FoxNews) October 5, 2014

So this guy was going from Miami to Bermuda in a bubble, but the Coast Guard stopped him: http://t.co/t0brviCbp9 pic.twitter.com/fCwk4i7C2B

— Miami Herald (@MiamiHerald) October 4, 2014

Does the Coast Guard now bill Baluchi for the rescue or do those costs count as a charitable contribution as well?

Now, was this just a stunt or a preview of how we’ll travel in the future to avoid Ebola?

#Ebola RT @cnnbrk: Coast Guard rescues man who said he was running to Bermuda. http://t.co/67lWff7H4A pic.twitter.com/Az76cB1q9U

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 5, 2014

@FoxNews Using the bubble to protect him from Ebola?

— Toxic Nation (@crisp_aw) October 5, 2014

Prob the last to catch Ebola tho “@FoxNews: Coast Guard rescues man attempting to reach Bermuda in homemade 'bubble' http://t.co/xtslpPfn59"

— Steve Miller (@Steve_Miller_) October 5, 2014

Ebola. RT @duchessrebecca Why? RT @NBCNews: Coast Guard rescues man running across ocean in bubble http://t.co/9fZec3tgZu

— jon gabriel (@exjon) October 5, 2014

Could be. And our intrepid runner from Florida isn’t the only one making “bubble” news. Performer Akon is defending the use of a bubble in his act claiming it was not related to any fears over catching Ebola:

This bubble has been apart of my show for years. Way before Ebola existed. Let's try n stop Ebola before it spreads. pic.twitter.com/3vlB8Xvr3C

— AKON (@Akon) October 4, 2014

Yes, let’s stop the spread of Ebola. With bubbles.

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Snark-tastic: Best Twitter feeds ever? Florida Man, Florida Woman score giggles

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/05/funniest-thing-youll-read-today-coast-guard-rescues-man-running-from-florida-to-bermuda-in-a-bubble-photos/