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Coast Guard rescues man running to Bermuda in a ‘bubble’ [photos]

http://twitter.com/#!/RightDame/status/518635717384486912

“Rogue hamster.” LOL.

Let’s meet the hamster, Reza Baluchi, who was actually on this “run” for charity:

Coast Guard rescues man attempting to reach Bermuda in homemade 'bubble' http://t.co/ZLWfBE0zHg pic.twitter.com/pJsjt1b8Gg

— Fox News (@FoxNews) October 5, 2014

So this guy was going from Miami to Bermuda in a bubble, but the Coast Guard stopped him: http://t.co/t0brviCbp9 pic.twitter.com/fCwk4i7C2B

— Miami Herald (@MiamiHerald) October 4, 2014

Does the Coast Guard now bill Baluchi for the rescue or do those costs count as a charitable contribution as well?

Now, was this just a stunt or a preview of how we’ll travel in the future to avoid Ebola?

#Ebola RT @cnnbrk: Coast Guard rescues man who said he was running to Bermuda. http://t.co/67lWff7H4A pic.twitter.com/Az76cB1q9U

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 5, 2014

@FoxNews Using the bubble to protect him from Ebola?

— Toxic Nation (@crisp_aw) October 5, 2014

Prob the last to catch Ebola tho “@FoxNews: Coast Guard rescues man attempting to reach Bermuda in homemade 'bubble' http://t.co/xtslpPfn59"

— Steve Miller (@Steve_Miller_) October 5, 2014

Ebola. RT @duchessrebecca Why? RT @NBCNews: Coast Guard rescues man running across ocean in bubble http://t.co/9fZec3tgZu

— jon gabriel (@exjon) October 5, 2014

Could be. And our intrepid runner from Florida isn’t the only one making “bubble” news. Performer Akon is defending the use of a bubble in his act claiming it was not related to any fears over catching Ebola:

This bubble has been apart of my show for years. Way before Ebola existed. Let's try n stop Ebola before it spreads. pic.twitter.com/3vlB8Xvr3C

— AKON (@Akon) October 4, 2014

Yes, let’s stop the spread of Ebola. With bubbles.

‘So. Much. Win!’ Is this the best ‘Florida Man’ story ever?

‘Florida man’ allegedly murders wife, posts crime scene photo to Facebook

Snark-tastic: Best Twitter feeds ever? Florida Man, Florida Woman score giggles

Simpsons Grandpa

Kim Jong Il Y U No

Futurama Fry

Read much more: https://imgflip.com/i/5azps

‘My boots were on that ground’: Jodi Ernst drops hammer on Bruce Braley

http://twitter.com/#!/SalenaZitoTrib/status/522912300035215360

In what will indisputably go down as one of the most powerful moments of Thursday night’s Iowa senatorial debate in Sioux City, Republican Jodi Ersnt answered a question about putting boots on the ground by reminding her opponent that “my boots were on that ground that is now held by ISIS.”

VIDEO: @joniernst to @BruceBraley: My Boots Were On That Ground http://t.co/0zDsWuUQ0i #IASen #iadebate

— Joe Pounder (@PounderFile) October 17, 2014

Joni: My boots were on that ground where ISIS is now #IASen #IADebate #IowaDebate

— gretchen hamel (@DCgretchen) October 17, 2014

HELL of a line. Wow. RT @PounderFile: .@joniernst: "My boots were on the ground now held by ISIS."

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) October 17, 2014

Joni Ernst takes none of Bruce Braley's bullying & lecturing about service & troops in Iraq. Her boots were on that ground! #IADebate #IAsen

— Brad Dayspring (@BDayspring) October 17, 2014

#BOOM RT @SalenaZitoTrib: "My boots were on that ground that is now held by ISIS." @joniernst Hammer. Dropped. #IASEN

— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) October 17, 2014

Love listening to frat boy @BruceBraley lecture combat Vet @joniernst about boots on the ground. #iadebate #iasen

— Kevin McLaughlin (@KevinMcLaughlin) October 17, 2014

Ernst: "my boots were on that ground" – perfect. she can say whatever she wants re: ISIS after that. #iasen #iowadebate

— Campaign In A Box (@campaignsinabox) October 17, 2014

.@joniernst: "My boots were on the ground now held by ISIS." #dropsmic #iowadebate #IASEN

— Derek Dye (@voterdye) October 17, 2014

Not only were Ms. Ernst's boots on the ground in Iraq, they also just found Bruce Braley's backside #IASEN

— Kraig Ehm (@kraigehm) October 17, 2014

@joniernst: "My boots were on that ground." Gave me chills. #IASen #IADebate

— Tyler Martell (@LyfeOfTy) October 17, 2014

Jesus @joniernst gutted Braley like a fish.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) October 17, 2014

Thrill-seeking opossum is the viral video thing

http://twitter.com/#!/FrikkinWeird/status/180250177385402369

It’s . . . well, it’s . . . . Without further ado, Sky News give you Thrill-Seeking Opossum.

Valerie Jarrett says it’s a perfect day for a visit to the White House

http://twitter.com/#!/vj44/status/354392787078242304

Indeed it is. That is, if you happen to be a member of the Washington Kastles, a professional tennis team. But there will be no White House visits for the rest of us.

http://twitter.com/#!/TRONSHOW/status/354394000410681345 http://twitter.com/#!/TOstoja/status/354393989367078912