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‘Going to have to cook some meth’: ‘Affordable care’ plans not so affordable

http://twitter.com/#!/CAAmyO/status/384926072849969152

It’s October 1, the day when unicorns frolic across the land because the “Affordable” Care Act is finally here. Finally.

One Twitter user in California successfully navigated that state’s Obamacare website and was able to get an actual quote. Alas, the plans weren’t quite as affordable as promised.

No hope. And no change to spare:

http://twitter.com/#!/CAAmyO/status/384926401909886976 http://twitter.com/#!/CAAmyO/status/384927135804043264 http://twitter.com/#!/CAAmyO/status/384927950979620864 http://twitter.com/#!/CAAmyO/status/384928514329169921 http://twitter.com/#!/CAAmyO/status/384932772017500160 http://twitter.com/#!/CAAmyO/status/384934292968599553 http://twitter.com/#!/CAAmyO/status/384938771063390209

Several other Twitter users had similar reactions:

http://twitter.com/#!/CrookedCountyIL/status/384939835900706816 http://twitter.com/#!/tonybalogna/status/384927023950344192

On the (questionably) bright side, the above tweets show that a few people were able to actually access Obamacare’s glitch-ridden health insurance exchange websites.

Decisions Decisions Decisions.. I'll Just Have..

Deliciously awkward: Obama to honor O-care critic Bill Clinton next week

http://twitter.com/#!/sunnyright/status/400643783072559104

Awkward turtle is awkward!

http://twitter.com/#!/mpoindc/status/400643676793098240

Heh. Aren’t we all?

Bill Clinton weighed in on the Obamacare debacle in a schadenfreudelicious blue-on-blue remark this week. Bubba said, “Even if it takes a change in the law, the president should honor the commitment” he made to Americans about being able to keep the health insurance they like. When even Bill Clinton is taking you to task for breaking commitments …

http://twitter.com/#!/JoshFalzone/status/400650002621403136

We’re storing up on popcorn.

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Ed Sheeran Had A Hell Of A Night After The Brit Awards

Ed’s 6am face is all of our 6am faces.

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1. 7pm: Ed Sheeran arrives at the Brit Awards.

2. 10pm: He’s had a hell of a night and picked up TWO awards.

3. 11pm: Enough of the awards show, time to enjoy himself and celebrate.

5. 2am (OK, we’re guessing the time, but still): He’s celebrating by rapping for Rita Ora.

6. 3am(ish): Still enjoying the Warner afterparty.

8. 4am(ish): Time to move this party elsewhere.

9. “Hey Sam Smith, let’s continue our night at The Box.”

10. 5:55am: OK, time to go home.

14. 6:05am: Good night, Ed, and congratulations. View this image › Ada / GC Images

Taylor Swift isn’t boycotting Brazil.

A spokesperson for the international pop star told BuzzFeed News Tuesday that “there is absolutely no truth” to reports that Swift has declined invitations to play concerts in Brazil because her mother won’t let her perform in “third world countries.”

The story originated with an unsourced quote in a story reported by the Brazilian news network Globo and exploded on social media shortly after.

“MÃ£e de Taylor Swift” was trending worldwide after the story broke.

While the singer has never toured South America, she did visit Brazil to perform a private showcase in Rio de Janeiro back in 2012.

Swift made her affection for the country clear on social media after her Rio concert less than three years ago.

14. 6:05am: Good night, Ed, and congratulations.

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Ada / GC Images