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Oh, You’re 100 Million Times My Size?

We need a “Thaw George” fund so he can make the next Star Wars film.

I’m Too Bored Doing Nothing…

Destiny made me CM, says Akhilesh – Times of India

UP Chief Minister Akhilesh Yadav on Wednesday said it was "destiny" which made him head the government in Uttar Pradesh where doing politics was "very difficult". "Netaji (Mulayam Singh Yadav) gave me this opportunity and I believe in destiny," he said.

Futurama Fry

Morons! Here are Donna Brazile, MSNBC ‘vomiting Vox’s’ Hong Kong, Ferguson lie

http://twitter.com/#!/LiberalsRNuts/status/516596731497414656

The lows just keep getting lower for “lean forward” MSNBC.

As Twitchy reported, the idiots at Vox claimed that Hong Kong protesters were standing in solidarity with Ferguson. By putting their hands up. It would be unbelievable if it wasn’t, you know, Vox.

Epic mockery ensued, including a mock-tastic photo-filled hashtag. A WaPo reporter humiliated himself by defending Vox’s moronic lie.

VOX: Clickbait For Stupid People. http://t.co/jTk79FEERG. Sadly, it works. smh

— Christy J. (@NObamaGirl) September 29, 2014

@voxdotcom Wow – Vox proven to be wrong again. How many times will that happen this week? You really are stupid people.

— Me in Jersey (@Me_In_Jersey) September 29, 2014

Also stupid? MSNBC.

Hong Kong protesters mimic Ferguson’s "hands up, don’t shoot": http://t.co/GPgTP5Xd3T (Photo: Alex Ogle/AFP/Getty) pic.twitter.com/g0BsbQcrDg

— msnbc (@msnbc) September 29, 2014

Pitiful.

@msnbc This is truly pathetic, and yet a predictable angle for you. Wow.

— Elefante (@Calle_Elefante) September 29, 2014

Yep. Truth? Whatever! MSNBC has false narratives to push!

@msnbc You are the lowest of the low.

— winsome (@wfmccl) September 29, 2014

MT @msnbc: Hong Kong protesters mimic Ferguson’s "hands up, don’t shoot": pic.twitter.com/7Gjuv7Rudx

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 29, 2014

Except that those protesters in the picture said they didn't even know about Ferguson. https://t.co/ZfH31XaUZC @msnbc

— RB (@RBPundit) September 29, 2014

This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. That's saying a lot for you MSNBC. @msnbc

— Ryan B. Leslie (@RyanBLeslie) September 29, 2014

But wait! Another stupid thing enters the mix: Take it away, always befuddled Donna Brazile!

Hong Kong's protesters are using the "hands up, don't shoot" gesture from Ferguson, Missouri. #handsupdontshoot. http://t.co/TtUGvZcIGY

— Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) September 29, 2014

Oh sweetie.

.@msnbc Bush started it. pic.twitter.com/B497VzeAvY

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 29, 2014

Snicker.

On the plus side?

Nothing kicks off a Monday like a giant cup of stupid. Thanks @msnbc @WesleyLowery @voxdotcom #HandsUpDontShoot

— Jonathan (@JR_Delage) September 29, 2014

So there’s that!

Update: An exit question for Ms. Brazile:

@donnabrazile Did it dawn on you that ppl half way around the globe, fighting for their very freedom have no idea what #Ferguson even is?

— Paul Renick (@trumandie28) September 29, 2014

#HandsUpDontShoot: Don’t look now Vox, but your epic stupidity has a mock-tastic hashtag [photos]

‘No one is that dumb!’ Oh yes, Vox is. Take a look at THIS epic idiocy sparking snark [photo]

‘You’re embarrassing yourself’: WaPo reporter defends Vox’s Hong Kong/Ferguson knee-slapper

Twitchy coverage of Vox buffoonery

Instagram blocked and other updates from the ‘umbrella revolution’ in Hong Kong [photos]

‘Nailed it in advance’: Snark-elicious new angles on Hong Kong story

‘Invented in Missouri’: Hong Kong protesters using Ferguson ‘hands up, don’t shoot’ gesture?

‘I want freedom’: Massive crowds, tear gas at Hong Kong democracy protests against China [photos]

Need more proof that Harry Reid is a delusional liar? Here you go!

http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/479623105338294272

Snicker. Speaking of that, the Reid camp’s silence is still conspicuous.

http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/479627159367987200

Heh. After all, Reid set the standard: Not issuing a denial is awfully suspicious. But he’s not silent about his apparent insanity.

http://twitter.com/#!/derekahunter/status/479633594034696192

Well, and Twitter.

http://twitter.com/#!/SenatorReid/status/479619294708645888

You sound like a halfwit.

http://twitter.com/#!/SenatorReid/status/479623656822542336

Dude. Now it’s not even funny anymore. His cuckoo pants delusions are frightening.

http://twitter.com/#!/baseballcrank/status/479620055907328000 http://twitter.com/#!/kerpen/status/479620711443861504

The lies and delusions are strong with this one.

http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisBarnhart/status/479620121753681921

And, hey, as long as we are discussing random constitutional amendments, Harry, how about this?

http://twitter.com/#!/michaelgoesfar/status/479624265944555522

Breaking developments in Sen. Reid pederast scandal; Reid camp to Ace of Spades HQ: Allegations are ‘cute,’ refuses to deny

#HeardAboutHarry: Sen. Harry Reid scandal grows; Reid still refusing to comment

Senate majority leader still silent on #HarryReidRumors

When Running Through A Field, This Dog Does The Funniest Thing. He’s A Kangaroo!

Everyone has their own quirks…and that goes for dogs as well. Some have squeaky barks while others may not bark at all. For this greyhound in the country, though, his quirk is beyond adorable. When he needs to run through a field, he doesn’t just run. Instead, he hops like a dog-kangaroo hybrid.

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Who knew that dogaroos existed? I need to adopt one ASAP, because this is just too cute.