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‘Hysterically pathetic!’ Is this O-care hashtag photo OFA’s funniest tweet yet? [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/HealthCareTara/status/443720066954436608

White House Obamacare cheerleader remains super proud of the traffic boost Obama’s Funny or Die stunt gave to HealthCare.gov. No word on actual enrollments, natch.

But she’s got nothing on the pitiful pride oozing from Organizing for Action.

http://twitter.com/#!/BigRMV/status/443473687031717888

#GetCovered, spotted in the wild:

http://twitter.com/#!/OFA_MO/status/443458426434101248

OFA-Missouri tweeted that bathroom photo on purpose. With a red arrow and the #OFAction hashtag and everything!

For a good time, tweet #GetCovered? Paging Tommy Tutone. This is your next big hit for sure.

http://twitter.com/#!/baldingschemer/status/443478705403224066 http://twitter.com/#!/gopfashionista/status/443471455062208513 http://twitter.com/#!/GallSueJoe/status/443478402713268224 http://twitter.com/#!/ScholarlyChick/status/443482926630862848 http://twitter.com/#!/GrantGambling/status/443773340785065984

Awwww. Looks like someone’s all wee-wee’d up.

http://twitter.com/#!/BigRMV/status/443477386604998656

Editor’s note: When this post was first published, “[pic]” appeared twice at the end of the title. We have removed the extra “[pic].”

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/03/12/hysterically-pathetic-see-ofas-pitiful-pride-in-the-crappy-location-of-an-obamacare-hashtag-pic/

Smart take! Dem Rep. Jackie Speier explains why Taliban aren’t ‘necessarily’ terrorists [video]

http://twitter.com/#!/NoahCRothman/status/476380604561637376

Looks like Democratic Rep. Jackie Speier thinks David Brooks is right on. This morning, Speier told MSNBC’s Kristen Welker that the Taliban aren’t as bad as some people (i.e. Republicans) have made them out to be:

http://twitter.com/#!/RepSpeier/status/476420714099376128

Transcript (starts around the 4:40 mark):

Let me underscore the term “terrorist.” The Taliban is part of the fabric of Afghanistan. They were part of the leadership of that country before we engaged there. We are now actively attempting to get the Taliban to negotiate with President Karzai and the [Afghani] government, because there will be some cooperation, some level of coordination between the two if that country is going to survive and move forward. So, to say that they are terrorists, at this point, is not necessarily accurate.

The Taliban are just patriotic Afghanis. So stop being so judgmental, you guys, and give ‘em a chance.

http://twitter.com/#!/SimonTemplarPV/status/476380869046063104

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Related:

David Brooks: Obama was right on Bergdahl, Taliban aren’t as terrorist-y as al-Qaeda

Wow: Hicks ‘effectively demoted’ after questioning State; Did Rep. Speier offer him a bribe? [Video]

Rep. Jackie Speier wants to know why House Republicans are ‘so obsessed with sex’

Bless her heart! Dem Rep. Jackie Speier reveals her hilarious ‘fantasy’

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/10/smart-take-dem-rep-jackie-speier-explains-why-taliban-arent-necessarily-terrorists-video/

Derpitude: ‘Real journalists’ fall for vile Michelle Malkin parody account

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/251754875988344832

A pitiful Michelle Malkin parody account has apparently been floating around Twitter since August of last year. Most likely, its sheer lame-itude is what’s kept it under the radar until today, when it suddenly caught the attention of the illustrious Band of Merry Real Journalists made up of such luminaries as Keith Olbermann, Ana Marie Cox, and David Frum.

There's a Michelle Malkin parody account? With even more parody than the real one? And nobody's sent me the handle? #Harumph

— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) September 28, 2012

Behold the kinds of tweets that captivated this trio of tools:

@KeithOlbermann Keith, don't get my blood pressure up. It's Friday. I have an entire weekend of nail-biting paranoia to plan for. Jesus.

— Michelle Malkin (@micheIIemaIkin) September 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/micheIIemaIkin/status/251756510487650304

https://twitter.com/micheIIemaIkin/status/251757188324937728

(The parody account replaced the letter “L” in Michelle’s name with capital “I.”)

Ana Marie Cox, who has a history of opening her mouth about things she hasn’t properly read, gladly retweeted a fake tweet:

RT @MicheIleMaIkin: Libs are using Nickleodeon and Teenage Mutant Liberal Turtles to implant socialism. // Funny because it's true!

— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) September 28, 2012

Mocking Michelle Malkin’s drawing attention to pig Jason Biggs is totally hilarious, see?

Doltish bigot David Frum fell for the same tweet as Cox:

RT @MicheIleMaIkin: Libs are using Nickleodeon and Teenage Mutant Liberal Turtles to implant socialism. Turtles spew hatred and intolerance

— David Frum (@davidfrum) September 28, 2012

One would think that even vapid troglodytes like Cox and Frum would’ve at least been able to put their combined seven brain cells together and figure out that the real Michelle Malkin would never put out anything resembling the garbage in the parody tweets. Common sense eluded them, however. Malkin was disgusted, and she rightly gave them the business:

And @anamariecox @keitholbermann @davidfrum all fell for the fake account and spread the slander against me.

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 28, 2012

Remember, folks. They are #realjournalists and I'm #justablogger

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 28, 2012

And none of them will apologize.

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 28, 2012

And of course no apology from @davidfrum @keitholbermann @anamariecox #realjournalists

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 28, 2012

After learning that the parody account was, in fact, a parody account, Cox continued to make an idiot of herself:

So @michellemalkin may be a fake account (?) but the opinions expressed are, well, I guess we could call them "real"? Truthy at least.

— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) September 28, 2012

Lesson: After Akin, flag-gate, birtherism, Seamus, 47%, I am prepared to believe all kind of crazy shit that conservatives might say.

— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) September 28, 2012

She finally did apologize, but not without slickly qualifying it:

@michellemalkin I'm sorry RT'd without disclaimer that parody account Tweet. You deserve to have your views represented accurately.

— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) September 28, 2012

@michellemalkin I mean, I do find some of your views mockable but you should only be mocked for the ones that are actually yours. I'm sorry.

— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) September 28, 2012

Frum, however, didn’t even attempt a half-hearted fauxpology:

My mistake, that was a parody account. I can't think why I was fooled!

— David Frum (@davidfrum) September 28, 2012

Translation: Michelle Malkin didn’t actually tweet that stuff, but, like, she totally would have, because racist and meanypants and stuff!

Keith Olbermann, who thought the parody account was the bee’s knees, felt that he was the victim in all this, and he demanded that Malkin apologize:

I retweeted nothing from this fake account. You owe me an apology. You are not adult to offer it RT @michellemalkin… http://t.co/NJuRZeUI

— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) September 28, 2012

Still waiting for you to retract what you made up right here RT @michellemalkin @keitholbermann fell for the fake a… http://t.co/3KTQ8ifN

— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) September 28, 2012

Truth escape! I never retweeted nor referenced the fake account. So she won't apologize to me; your assessment of h… http://t.co/aqJiFKbO

— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) September 28, 2012

So, so mockworthy …

@michellemalkin It only proves how deeply gullible the Left is. Which is why they fell for Obama. @keitholbermann @anamariecox

— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/jmbrown1955/status/251769145325133825

@KeithOlbermann for someone you claim is insignificant you seem to spend a lot of time tweeting about her

— Bob Weiden (@bobwnyg) September 28, 2012

Um @KeithOlbermann is no journo RT @michellemalkin: And of course no apology from @davidfrum @KeithOlbermann @anamariecox #realjournalists

— justin m (@justinHHI) September 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/XenoNexxus/status/251780577852805120

Thank goodness the MSM is well-stocked with grownups like those three. Otherwise, we might be in real trouble.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/09/28/derpitude-real-journalists-fall-for-vile-michelle-malkin-parody-account/

This Child Is Literally Me Whenever I Wake Up In The Morning

“I need my goggles! I would like my goggles!”

i will seriously recognize with this particular young boy who can’t find their goggles. Every morning, I misplace my car keys, wallet, or phone, and then believe it is within the last few place I look — precisely where we left it. I have even gone as far as to pull-over privately of this road to search for a missing belonging that has been right beside me personally the complete time.

View as this adorable young boy looks desperately for his goggles. Despite a fun-filled day at the water park, he certainly has actually an instance regarding the Mondays!

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Read More: Watch This YouTube Prankster Utilize Magic To Trick His Sweet Grandmother

He’s never ever going to stay this minute down! Great job recording it on digital camera, mother. You will end up laughing about this for a long period ahead.

Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/kid-goggles/

Twerk-off! performed John McCain enable the Miley Cyrus twerk-tongue? [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/ExJon/status/372505807050383361

Only who wore the Miley Cyrus twerk-tongue better? The Shamnesty Shakin’ originator, John McCain?

http://twitter.com/#!/ExJon/status/372501246319423488

Or possibly the furry-lovin’ imitator?

http://twitter.com/#!/HuffPostUKPics/status/372307301169770496

Will the post-VMA nightmares don’t ever end?

http://twitter.com/#!/kingofalltweets/status/372671683980578816 http://twitter.com/#!/Redden420/status/372602238553698304 http://twitter.com/#!/PattyLDixon/status/372494088693510145

It gets better(?)

Relevant:

Entire Twitchy coverage of Miley Cyrus

Get more information: http://twitchy.com/2013/08/28/twerk-off-did-john-mccain-inspire-the-miley-cyrus-twerk-tongue-pics/