Author: Leaman Ralph

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‘OOF’: Senate Leadership Fund takes BIG swing at Steve Bannon … but is it FAIR?

The Senate Leadership Fund is making it pretty clear who they hold responsible for Doug Jones’ victory in Alabama:

Read more: https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2017/12/14/oofsenate-leadership-fund-takes-big-swing-at-steve-bannon-but-is-it-fair/

Mexican troops arrest two in shooting of US Border Patrol agents

http://twitter.com/#!/Reuters/status/253636660200361984

Reuters is reporting tonight that Mexican troops have arrested two suspects in the killing of U.S. Border Patrol Agent Nicolas Ivie, who was shot and killed early Tuesday near Naco, Arizona. A second agent was injured as the two were on patrol at Brian Terry Station.

The two suspects were detained just miles from the site of the shooting, according to Mexican officials. At least one Univision reporter wondered if the gun used in the killing was connected to the Obama administration’s Fast and Furious operation.

Mexican troops arrest two over killing of U.S. border agent http://t.co/SNRhu6FM <– I pray to God these are the right guys…

— Sylvia Longmire (@DrugWarAnalyst) October 3, 2012

Someone had to ask:

@ShannonBream were they Obama and Holder?

— Leo Rutten (@leoks) October 3, 2012

Update:

Fox News reports that the shooting may have been accidental and that no arrests have been made in connection with the shooting on either side of the border.

CBP's Self says possibility Ivie died in a "tragic accident, result of friendly fire" doesn't change fact that he made ultimate sacrifice.

— Brady McCombs (@BradyMcCombs) October 6, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/10/03/mexican-troops-arrest-two-in-shooting-of-us-border-patrol-agents/

This climate march photo-slam tweet featured in NY Post is awesome

http://twitter.com/#!/mike4libertyCA/status/514058099754143747

The tweet pointing out the utter hypocrisy of trash-leaving climate marchers was featured in this New York Post article:

Climate change marchers love the earth, litter on the streets http://t.co/qgY8hL3nWg

— New York Post (@nypost) September 22, 2014

The tweet? It’s beautiful:

Litter left by the #PeopleClimateMarch. Their love for the earth is so real, they couldn't even use a trash can. pic.twitter.com/uhB7JxBN8f

— C (@chelsea_elisa) September 21, 2014

It has been retweeted well over 1,000 times and rightly so.

@chelsea_elisa @AngryCBrown Typical liberal hypocrisy.

— Joan Farouqi (@pasandkat) September 21, 2014

Yep.

But, wait … stupidity enters the mix too.

@chelsea_elisa @AmericaHipple Maybe, but poor photo to demonstrate. Note green straw sticking out the side – it IS a garbage can, just full

— Timothy Choi (@TimmyC62) September 21, 2014

Um.

@TimmyC62 @AmericaHipple that's not a garbage can that's a mailbox.

— C (@chelsea_elisa) September 21, 2014

Reality is hard.

As for the sure-to-happen hate aimed at the Twitter user for daring to speak the truth? Stay tuned.

Related:

Is this what climate marchers plan to #FloodWallStreet with today? [photos]

‘Hey @LeoDiCaprio you going to sweep up?’ Climate marchers leave behind piles of trash

In case you missed it, this MTV star flogged climate marcher Leonardo DiCaprio with one photo

Is this the yacht Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t want to talk about at #PeoplesClimate march?

‘Hey @LeoDiCaprio you going to sweep up?’ Climate marchers leave behind piles of trash

Leonardo DiCaprio at #ClimateMarch photos are mock-worthy; Michelle Fields corners; Updated

‘Freaks!’ Joe Bastardi retweets photo of ‘ideological child abuse’ at #PeopleClimateMarch

‘Morons!’ See Katie Pavlich destroy #ClimateMarch hypocrites with their own photos

Is this #ClimateMarch sign the least self-aware thing EVER? (Hint: Yes. Yes it is) [photos]

This creepy puppet and interpretive dance from #ClimateMarch will make your sides ache [photos]

It takes under 140 characters to crush the slacktivist absurdity of #PeopleClimateMarch [photos]

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/22/was-this-climate-march-photo-slam-tweet-featured-in-ny-post-the-best-of-the-day-spoiler-its-awesome/

iPhone users still freaked out by Amber Alerts; toddler in Flint, MI found

Back in January, Twitchy noted that iPhone users were flooding Twitter with complaints and concerns about Amber Alerts:

iPhone users with the iOS 6 operating system received the message. Many Twitter users were awoken by the loud sound; a disturbing number of iPhone owners didn’t know what the nationwide warnings of abducted/missing children even were. Even more were unaware that their iPhones carried the alerts. For the ignorant: The messages are part of a new national cell phone emergency alert system “relying on Broadcast SMS to push notifications to smartphones for weather threats, Amber alerts and Presidential alerts. The system went live in New York City at the end of 2011, and should be live in most of the United States.”

Well, it happened again tonight.

RT if you just got that Amber alert. #WTF

— MSUpartystories (@MSUpartystories) March 31, 2013

just had an AMBER Alert sent to my phone… first time thats ever happened??… #DaFaq

— Courtney Bissonette (@Courtnelynn) March 31, 2013

They could of made the amber alert tone a little less scary! Sounded like hells gates waking me up 😖

— Ashley Withey (@AshleyWithey1) March 31, 2013

Did anyone’s iPhone just pop up an Amber Alert?

— darlin’.ia8 (@darlinia8) March 31, 2013

Glad I wasn’t the only one who got that amber alert. I’m still beyond confused.

— Quinn Tyler. (@Quinnzoeeeee) March 31, 2013

That amber alert scared tf outta me!

— Soy Baby(@SoySoCold) March 31, 2013

The Amber Alert was scary alright — for the one-year-old child involved.

people shouldn’t be joking around with this amber alert its not no joke that a 1 year old baby is missing and in danger #GrowUp

— Jose’s Princess :* (@DianaHuerta_) March 31, 2013

Amber Alert for one year old Deonte Keyes in Flint. missingkids.com/missingkids/se…

— Alicia Rea (@AliciaNRea) March 31, 2013

AMBER ALERT: Police search for child taken from Flint gas station. bit.ly/13HRJ8p

— WXYZ Detroit (@wxyzdetroit) March 31, 2013

AMBER ALERTDeonte Keyes Jr. Last seen in Flint, MIVehicle:Chrysler Cirrus, SilverLicense plate #CJN4569 twitter.com/xohhxohhbrit/s…

— Britttt (@xohhxohhbrit) March 31, 2013

The good news: The alert was canceled in the wee hours of the morning Easter Sunday after the toddler was found:

The amber alert got canceled… twitter.com/bradykaitlin98…

— Kaitlin Bradу (@bradykaitlin98) March 31, 2013

“@monroenews: Michigan AMBER alert canceled, child has been found #FlintMI monroenews.com/news/2013/mar/… #amberalert” 👏

— Dani Rau (@DRau09) March 31, 2013

Thanks for your concern. Shaking our heads.

How necessary was it to send an alarming amber alert to my phone in the middle of the night? #scaredtheshitoutofme

— Amanda Wilson (@miniaturemarie) March 31, 2013

I thought I was the only one who got that emergency text from Amber Alert tonight. It scared the shit outta me!

— [WATAGOMANNY ⚓] (@___MannyyFreshh) March 31, 2013

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/03/31/iphone-users-still-freaked-out-by-amber-alerts-update-missing-toddler-in-flint-mi-found/

O-Bam! Stacey Dash blasts Obama with single snark-word [video]

http://twitter.com/#!/Wellfonder/status/428567604995710976

As Twitchy readers know, actress Stacey Dash is still on receiving end of vicious hate and demise desires. The reason why? mainly because she actually is a Republican. That doesn’t suit the oh-so-tolerant Left.

Ms. Dash isn’t cowed and continues to talk truth.

http://twitter.com/#!/REALStaceyDash/status/430542486571069440

O-Bam! We come across everything you performed here, Ms. Dash! The @BarackObama Twitter account incessantly tweets away lies aided by the term “FACT” before all of them, as if which makes the lies real. Nailing with one well-placed snark word? Achieved!

Ms. Dash in addition weighed in on what she agrees had been best elements of Sunday night’s Super Bowl.

http://twitter.com/#!/REALStaceyDash/status/430148909642825728

Amen.

http://twitter.com/#!/smiles813/status/429044738528772097

Hold speaking genuine truth to energy, Ms. Dash.

Relevant:

‘Like pajama-clad pantywaists?’ REALITY! These replies to @BarackObama tend to be full of win

FACT! Mary Katharine Ham has slogan for President Pants unstoppable and lying liar Jarrett

Lesson not learned: Obama utilizing ‘FACT’ once again; people respond with truth

Reality to power: people turn Obama’s Romney ‘fact’ untrue narratives into pesky information about Obama

Full Twitchy coverage of actress Stacey Dash

Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/04/we-see-what-you-did-there-stacey-dash-blasts-obama-with-single-snark-word-video/