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#QuestionsThatStumpObama: Classic hashtag mockery

http://twitter.com/#!/ResistTyranny/status/217452059971166210

Last night conservatives hijacked the hashtag #QuestionsThatStumpMitt from sad, little lefties. It was so much fun that they struck back yet again with #QuestionsThatStumpObama, which continued into today with no signs of slowing down. Trending at #2!

As always, the questions for Obama are both hilarious and insightful. And plentiful. With so much to choose from, how can the questions be narrowed down into single tweets? Clever Twitter users make it happen.

Will you be visiting all 57 states before November? #QuestionsThatStumpObama

— ACSpollen (@ACSpollen) June 26, 2012

#QuestionsThatStumpObama "Does burying the Fast and Furious story count as a 'shovel ready' job?"

— Illegal Alien (@rovibe71) June 26, 2012

Which is more racist: owning a gun or owning a business? #QuestionsThatStumpObama

— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) June 26, 2012

https://twitter.com/Jev2DaMaximum/status/217664566023290880

Why do you pay your female staffers less than their male counterparts? #QuestionsThatStumpObama

— Ollie (@texasollie) June 26, 2012

#QuestionsThatStumpObama Is your back sore from bowing to foreign dictators?

— Matthew Burke (@MatthewKBurke) June 26, 2012

#QuestionsThatStumpObama What are you *good* at?

— Jim Jamitis (@anthropocon) June 26, 2012

#QuestionsThatStumpObama How much is a gallon of milk?

— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) June 26, 2012

#QuestionsThatStumpObama Ever look back to your Senate days and laugh as you do the same things you said were abuses when Bush did them?

— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) June 26, 2012

Which half of "Dreams from my Father" is pure fabrication and which is complete BS? #QuestionsThatStumpObama

— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) June 26, 2012

As a new member of "The 1%" why are your charitable donations so pitiful? #QuestionsThatStumpObama

— Barrie (@BarrieNJ) June 26, 2012

RT @llondo: Who's been president for the last three years? #QuestionsThatStumpObama

— Brittany Cover (@bccover) June 26, 2012

#QuestionsThatStumpObama 1 plus 1 equals ?

— Bill Balderama (@WJGBalderama) June 26, 2012

How can more #taxes help an economy that runs on consumer spending? #QuestionsThatStumpObama

— Engage America (@EngAmerica) June 26, 2012

https://twitter.com/James52780/status/217668125490024448

#QuestionsThatStumpObama Does Jesse Jackson still want to cut your nuts off?

— Matthew Burke (@MatthewKBurke) June 26, 2012

More, please, Twitter! Keep them coming.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/06/26/questionsthatstumpobama-classic-hashtag-mockery/

Rep. Gwen Moore knows ‘what women need this Valentine’s Day’ [Vine]

http://twitter.com/#!/SmokeNAces_/status/431540843120308224

That’s an interesting question, and fortunately Wisconsin Democrat Rep. Gwen Moore has offered a little advice:

http://twitter.com/#!/RepGwenMoore/status/431532035694669824

We hope that helps.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/06/rep-gwen-moore-knows-what-women-need-this-valentines-day-vine/

They Found This Little Boy’s Missing Cat. His Reaction Couldn’t Be Better.

Losing a pet can can an awful and traumatic experience. Even a temporary separation can be heartbreaking. 

This little boy lost his pet cat and was devastated. Luckily, his family found his favorite feline. This is the moment they were reunited…

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Thank goodness that beautiful furball was found! Both FIV and Feline Leukemia are rampant in stray cats. Neither disease has a cure. Keep your cat safe and inside!

Read more: http://viralnova.com/missing-cat-reunion/