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15 adorable kids who’d rather play with cardboard boxes than Christmas toys

http://twitter.com/#!/_pangaeas/status/283647860740861952

Too cute!

Looks like some kids got an early start putting their own adorable spin on Boxing Day. Barbie Dream House? New bike? Yeah, yeah. Lemme at the box, mom!

…and some kids would rather just play with the box. Lol instagr.am/p/Tq2b0Kxudg/

— Kellz Da Bellz (@KalliDro) December 25, 2012

Of all the toys , he rather play in a box ! #weird #babies #christmas #cousins instagr.am/p/Tq18SBSoN0/

— Brittany J Bell (@brittbrittjay) December 25, 2012

Ill just play with the box instead of the toy. instagr.am/p/Tqx0Q4toRt/

— Rachel Sanceciz (@RachelSanceciz) December 25, 2012

He had more fun playing in the box #ILoveChristmas twitter.com/MissNeill88/st…

— Em (@MissNeill88) December 26, 2012

My neice playing in her Xmas presentbox …. twitter.com/DboiDwanecold/…

— Smoke-Dweller D. (@DboiDwanecold) December 25, 2012

Kids always end up playing with the boxes lol instagr.am/p/TqsIT1DOzJ/

— Michael Edwards (@mmle04) December 25, 2012

Of course at #christmasu play You play with the box 😘 instagr.am/p/TqqgMbk434/

— Olianas (@gustoitalianouk) December 25, 2012

This why ima stop buying my kids Christmas gifts cause they just play with the box twitter.com/sydneycitrowsk…

— Sydney Citrowski (@sydneycitrowski) December 25, 2012

My sister gave him a bike but he wants to play with the box instead.. instagr.am/p/Tqjwl4zGlU/

— MichelleMaeGuillermo (@beMEMEM) December 25, 2012

How many presents and you want to play with a box!! twitter.com/bsimpson4444/s…

— OJ (@bsimpson4444) December 25, 2012

All her new toys she wants to play in the box lol instagr.am/p/Tqi7K_p12Q/

— Amanda Cerezo (@mscerezo) December 25, 2012

We get her all these presents and this is what she wants to do. Play in the box #doesntgetanybetter twitter.com/JBerrian14/sta…

— John Berrian (@JBerrian14) December 25, 2012

She would rather play with the box. ❤ twitter.com/allymarie_8/st…

— Ally Marie.(@allymarie_8) December 25, 2012

Caison gets a ton of toys today and what does he wanna play with? ….a box. instagr.am/p/Tr0zqLgr75/

— maggie✌ (@_maggieb_) December 26, 2012

Truly precious.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/12/26/15-adorable-kids-whod-rather-play-with-cardboard-boxes-than-christmas-toys/

Bad romance: These awful White House #ACAValentines will make you sick [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/434066375737614337

They can’t help themselves. They just. Can’t.

http://twitter.com/#!/WhiteHouse/status/434042147331792896

What did we ever do to deserve this?

http://twitter.com/#!/WhiteHouse/status/434066126616539136

No, but we “R” desperately searching for our barf buckets.

http://twitter.com/#!/SuperAndrea/status/434043650952003584 http://twitter.com/#!/jimlockwoodshow/status/434075240528764928 http://twitter.com/#!/Beatlegal09/status/434044050392367105 http://twitter.com/#!/jilliankuzma/status/434042820044009472 http://twitter.com/#!/BigMuddy65/status/434045580696756224

Nope, no shame whatsoever. Otherwise, the White House might share more honest #ACAValentines like these:

http://twitter.com/#!/BigRMV/status/434051268479172608 http://twitter.com/#!/LausDeo1791/status/434046573392044033 http://twitter.com/#!/LausDeo1791/status/434046096973643776 http://twitter.com/#!/BigRMV/status/434059935937077248

Roses are red, violets are blue If you wanted to keep your Doctor, too bad for you. #ACAValentines— Henry Swanson (@mdp8875) February 13, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/434043302640635905 http://twitter.com/#!/JulieLvsPACKERS/status/434049839362351104

Or this one:

http://twitter.com/#!/RexHarrisonsHat/status/434079198240448512

Yep.

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‘Is that your hand in my pocket?’ These #LiberalCandyHearts are anything but sweet

‘BEST e-card ever’! You’ll fall in love with Sen. Ted Cruz’s Obamacare Valentine [pic]

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/13/bad-romance-these-awful-white-house-acavalentines-will-make-you-sick-pics/