Twitpocalypse: how we survived the definitely great Twitter Outage of 2012

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It turned out a dark time today. An exceedingly dark time.

Often…at night…Im able but notice the screams. #TwitterBug #ShutTwitterDown

— Fingertips Malloy (@FingersMalloy) June 21, 2012

I HAVE TO declare I COULD STOP TWITTER ANYTIME. *rocks/convulses inside corner*

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) Summer 21, 2012

the reason why WAS TWITTER DOWN TO BEGIN WITH TIME I will be ALWAYS SHAKING We CAN'T EVEN

— CatsPolitics (@CatsPolitics) June 21, 2012

Do you know what? You simply existed thru Mike Bloomberg's form of Twitter Lite.

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) Summer 21, 2012

Mellllllllllllltdooooooooooooooooooown!

Hold united states of america!

For extended than 60 minutes or higher, Twitter is at truth inaccessible, with not a fail whale to comfort lots of the tweet-less. At 12:33 p.m. EDT, an instant post turned-up from Twitter issue web log:

People might experiencing issues beginning Twitter. Our producers strive to fix the situation.

Twitter has arrived straight back through lifeless. Mubarak? Wait & see. #TwitterBackUp

— GayPatriot™ (@GayPatriot) June 21, 2012

Twitter … lifeless? We intend to perhaps not think any such thing is attainable. Where’s the demise authoritative official certification?!

Hey guys! may seem like http://t.co/e1ggCQkm and all sorts of kinds of kinds of types of Twitter customers are usually recuperating. Sorry the issue! Enable those Tweets fly!

— Twitter Help (@Support) June 21, 2012

Just what relocated wrong? We need answers!

Well @BarackObama? Just what would you realy realy might always do about it twitter outage? DEMOCRACY DIED TODAY!

— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) Summer 21, 2012

No formal information from our Twitter overlords none the less, but below’s one possible assistance.

Twitter is handling substantial headwinds.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) June 21, 2012

Pesky headwinds! For moment, it’s to are we you will need to reclaim some semblance of past life.

Attention @TwitchyTeam. Your unannounced getaway is completed. To use power! *whipcrack whipcrack* 😉

— Jimmie (@jimmiebjr) June 21, 2012

At your choice! Here’s exactly how some Twitter addicts spent the great Twitter Outage of 2012.

We moved along to a "Twitter is Down Bing Hangout" but Gary Johnson had been the main one guy here.

— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) Summer 21, 2012

Any such thing i consequently found out while Twitter has reached truth down: MySpace remains getting. #WhoKnewf

— KevinC (@ExurbanKevin) Summer 21, 2012

A sobering note of twitter's recovery features – w/o you people to vent with, WH click briefings usually are intolerable.

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) June 21, 2012

Twitter ended up being done, consequently I would personally directly written away pithy 140 personality communications and snail-mailed them to my connections.

— KevinC (@ExurbanKevin) Summer 21, 2012

My entire life functions in fact showing once more. #twitterocalypse (or is-it #twitmageddon?)

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) June 21, 2012

With this lengthy and painful twitter downtime, FB decided that #Hashtagging is actually appropriate. #JustATweeter

— Teri Peters (@hipEchik) June 21, 2012

We WENT ALONG TO TWITTER THROUGH TWITTER OUTAGE I Am SO ASHAMED THE HORROR THE SCARY

— CatsPolitics (@CatsPolitics) Summer 21, 2012

I love anytime Twitter reduces whilst provides myself time obtainable ask my loved ones precisely what their particular companies are once again.

— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) Summer 21, 2012

But dudes, get effortless on Twitterocalypse‬ tweets, m’kay?

I'd laugh hysterically if floods of "OMG TWITTER BROKE" tweets smashed twitter once more.

— Brittany Cover (@bccover) June 21, 2012

We can’t undergo this just as before. We simply can’t.

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Up-date:

Twitter relocated down yet again. Merely simply how much longer must we be jerked around such as this? This might be a constitutional crisis, dammit!

Our buddy Ben Howe features actually unique motion picture of only one man’s a reaction to Twitter’s meltdown:

That guy talks for anyone.

Oh, the humanity!

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Modification:

It’s straight back. Or just is-it? CONSTITUTE THE IDEAS, TWITTER GODS!

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Enhance:

Annnnd it’s straight back.

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Enhance:

We quit improvements. Darn both a state of mind tantrums, Twitter! *Shaking our fists*

Upgrade:

We fibbed. We another inform. A-twitter spokesman blamed the outages on a “cascading bug.”

Get more info: http://twitchy.com/2012/06/21/twitpocalypse-how-we-survived-the-great-twitter-outage-of-2012/

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