Top 10 Mitt Romney, Jeff Foxworthy redneck jokes

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As you can imagine, Twitter was flooded with plenty of “you might be a redneck” jokes when Jeff Foxworthy publicly endorsed Mitt Romney. Whatever your political beliefs are, you have to admit there are some funny jokes that can be made here for either side.

Here are 10 we felt worthy of sharing in no particular order.

You might be a redneck if you take voting advice from Jeff Foxworthy.

— Scott Chernoff (@ScottChernoff) March 12, 2012

New Foxworthy joke? What makes Mitt a redneck? When his manservant accidentally cuts him while shaving #GOP2012 #Romney

— freshrant (@freshrant) March 12, 2012

You might not be a redneck if … you need Jeff Foxworthy to campaign for you in Alabama and Mississippi. http://t.co/wXXtAZuW

— Nick Frantz (@thenick700) March 12, 2012

If you think Mitt Romney, who when working at Bain Capital sent American jobs to China, can fix the economy…You Might Be A Redneck.

— Sheila Friend (@Slfriend79) March 12, 2012

If you’re 65 years old and are just now learning to say “y’all,” you might not be a redneck. http://t.co/EFAi3QvA #foxworthyendorsementfail

— AmandaPetersonBeadle (@AmandaBeadle) March 12, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/andersonkrist/status/179314117897748480

If your name is Mitt Romney and your father was Governor of Michigan, you might not be a redneck: http://t.co/NpCSVSBg

— Ezra Klein (@ezraklein) March 12, 2012

Hey Mitt! If your wife drives two or more Cadillacs, you might not be a Redneck.

— ANDREW (@RANKIS) March 12, 2012

If you think millionaire Mitt Romney should be paying a lower tax rate than a nurse, a firefighter and you, I almost hope you're a redneck.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 11, 2012

If you've endorsed Mitt Romney, you might not be a redneck.

— Jason Cohen (@cohenesque) March 9, 2012

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