Jose Canseco wants to help Dennis Rodman along the right path

http://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/status/308759934806392832

Birds of a feather flock together — or at least eccentric sports stars do. Jose Canseco is offering to help out Dennis Rodman with his diplomatic outreach efforts, after Rodman’s love-fest with North Korea’s Kim Jong Un landed him in hot water. Who could represent America better than these two?

Twitter is not impressed.

His “on the right path” what? Speak english you meathead! RT@josecanseco Dennis rodman your on the right path

— M.R.Scully (@Falling_Short) March 5, 2013

Jose Canseco offering Rodman ‘help’ is akin to a hobo offering to cosign on a crackhouse…..

— Prophet LaQuincy (@gbrads_rants) March 5, 2013

Jose Canseco giving Rodman guidance?!?!Don’t judge, don’t judge, don’t do it LittleFoot, don’t… Imma do it..Aww hell naw!!!#TrainWreck

— LittleFoot (@Cometman1) March 5, 2013

“@josecanseco: Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path” Oh, good gosh, I can’t……

— Teresa (@pinkartgurl59) March 5, 2013

Dennis Rodman and Jose Canseco are true US Ambassadors…Throw in OJ Simpson and I think we’re on to something

— Andrew La Salle (@a_lasalle33) March 5, 2013

The dynamic duo our country needs RT @josecanseco: Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path

— David Bredemus (@davidbredemus) March 5, 2013

He doesn’t want your steroids Jose RT @josecanseco: Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path

— Mike Havoc™ M.S. (@Mik3Havoc) March 5, 2013

Grab some shelter, we’re about to get nuked.“@josecanseco:rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path”

— Referee Logic (@RefereeLogic) March 5, 2013

Omg. With Jose Canseco and Dennis Rodman handling foreign policy now, what could possibly go wrong?

— steveparkhurst (@SteveParkhurst) March 5, 2013

We are through the looking glass: @josecanseco is tweeting about helping Dennis Rodman facilitate a meeting between Kim Jong-un & Obama.

— Ryan Vooris (@ryanvooris) March 5, 2013

He needs reliable LR missile 4 Kim’s bday RT @josecanseco Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path

— Bridget Johnson (@Bridget_PJM) March 5, 2013

Reassuring that Canseco is helping out. RT @josecanseco: Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path

— Samuel Lam(@SamuelYLam) March 5, 2013

This wins the internet “@josecanseco: Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path”

— Brian Sturgeon (@CaptainSturge) March 5, 2013

I’d rather you go to North Korea. “@josecanseco: If Dennis Rodman can be in North Korea I can be in Albany New York with Senator Klein”

— Troll Cat (@2p2TrollCat) March 4, 2013

World peace right around the corner “@josecanseco: Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path”

— Mike Bennett (@mikeb927) March 5, 2013

Blind leading the Blind →“@carichampion “@josecanseco Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path””

— ♛The Real Will.i.am♛ (@Thompson_Pride) March 5, 2013

Then again, maybe “Dennis and Jose’s North Korean Adventure” could be the next big reality show. You never know.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/03/04/what-could-go-wrong-jose-canseco-wants-to-help-dennis-rodman-along-the-right-path/

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