{"id":7904,"date":"2015-08-01T19:50:24","date_gmt":"2015-08-01T19:50:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/12\/14\/aarpsucks-8-more-memorable-ways-to-tell-aarp-to-take-a-hike-pics\/"},"modified":"2015-08-01T19:50:24","modified_gmt":"2015-08-01T19:50:24","slug":"aarpsucks-8-more-memorable-ways-to-tell-aarp-to-take-a-hikepics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/7904","title":{"rendered":"#AARPsucks: 8 even more unforgettable ways to inform AARP just to take a hike&nbsp;[pics]"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/goglobalfood\/status\/411136750741098496\r\n<p>Each morning this a month, Twitchy reported about&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/12\/04\/what-do-you-do-with-aarp-junk-mail-8-ways-to-send-an-unforgettable-message-pics\/\">eight memorable means folks cared for immediately AARP junk e-mail<\/a>.<\/p>\r\n<p>Perhaps you must make provision for an email that you just’re not into Obamacare shills. Or just you just don’t worthy of getting a membership application in regards to the 23rd bday. The overriding point is, the Twitterverse frequently offer some ideas for coping with the envelopes avoiding mailboxes globally.<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/bgc558\/status\/411123246193340416\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/grindingdude\/status\/410177123564134400\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JoAnn_Bill\/status\/409421853250174978\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/im_marcie\/status\/411610315726405633\r\n<p>Will obtaining the girl through AARP customer record? This is really but be looked at. But hey, it’s just how she rolls.<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/im_marcie\/status\/411875121595289600\r\n<p>[Update]<\/p>\r\n<p>a supplementary additional concept from Fox some ideas function Jedediah Bila:<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JedediahBila\/status\/411927518879297537<p>Rea additional: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/12\/14\/aarpsucks-8-more-memorable-ways-to-tell-aarp-to-take-a-hike-pics\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/12\/14\/aarpsucks-8-more-memorable-ways-to-tell-aarp-to-take-a-hike-pics\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/goglobalfood\/status\/411136750741098496 Each morning this a month, Twitchy reported about&nbsp;eight memorable means folks cared for immediately AARP junk e-mail. Perhaps you must make provision for an email that you just’re not into Obamacare shills. Or just you just don’t worthy of getting a membership application in regards to the 23rd bday. The overriding point is, the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/7904\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">#AARPsucks: 8 even more unforgettable ways to inform AARP just to take a hike&nbsp;[pics]<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":7905,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[4035,103],"class_list":["post-7904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","tag-aarp","tag-twitchy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/1438401032916-aarp-membership-card-cut-up.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7904"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7904\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}