“Rogue hamster.” LOL.<\/p>\n
Let’s meet the hamster, Reza Baluchi, who was actually on this “run” for charity<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n\n Coast Guard rescues man attempting to reach Bermuda in homemade 'bubble' http:\/\/t.co\/ZLWfBE0zHg<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/pJsjt1b8Gg<\/a><\/p>\n — Fox News (@FoxNews) October 5, 2014<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n So this guy was going from Miami to Bermuda in a bubble, but the Coast Guard stopped him: http:\/\/t.co\/t0brviCbp9<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/fCwk4i7C2B<\/a><\/p>\n — Miami Herald (@MiamiHerald) October 4, 2014<\/a><\/p>\n \n Does the Coast Guard now bill Baluchi for the rescue or do those costs count as a charitable contribution as well?<\/p>\n Now, was this just a stunt or a preview of how we’ll travel in the future to avoid Ebola?<\/p>\n\n\n #Ebola<\/a> RT @cnnbrk<\/a>: Coast Guard rescues man who said he was running to Bermuda. http:\/\/t.co\/67lWff7H4A<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/Az76cB1q9U<\/a><\/p>\n — Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 5, 2014<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n @FoxNews<\/a> Using the bubble to protect him from Ebola?<\/p>\n — Toxic Nation (@crisp_aw) October 5, 2014<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n Prob the last to catch Ebola tho “@FoxNews<\/a>: Coast Guard rescues man attempting to reach Bermuda in homemade 'bubble' http:\/\/t.co\/xtslpPfn59<\/a>"<\/p>\n — Steve Miller (@Steve_Miller_) October 5, 2014<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n Ebola. RT @duchessrebecca<\/a> Why? RT @NBCNews<\/a>: Coast Guard rescues man running across ocean in bubble http:\/\/t.co\/9fZec3tgZu<\/a><\/p>\n — jon gabriel (@exjon) October 5, 2014<\/a><\/p>\n \n Could be. And our intrepid runner from Florida isn’t the only one making “bubble” news. Performer Akon is defending the use of a bubble in his act claiming it was not related to any fears over catching Ebola:<\/p>\n\n\n This bubble has been apart of my show for years. Way before Ebola existed. Let's try n stop Ebola before it spreads. pic.twitter.com\/3vlB8Xvr3C<\/a><\/p>\n — AKON (@Akon) October 4, 2014<\/a><\/p>\n \n Yes, let’s stop the spread of Ebola. With bubbles.<\/p>\n Related:<\/p>\n ‘So. Much. Win!’ Is this the best ‘Florida Man’ story ever?<\/a><\/p>\n ‘Florida man’ allegedly murders wife, posts crime scene photo to Facebook<\/a><\/p>\n Snark-tastic: Best Twitter feeds ever? Florida Man, Florida Woman score giggles<\/a><\/p> Read more: http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/10\/05\/funniest-thing-youll-read-today-coast-guard-rescues-man-running-from-florida-to-bermuda-in-a-bubble-photos\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/RightDame\/status\/518635717384486912 “Rogue hamster.” LOL. Let’s meet the hamster, Reza Baluchi, who was actually on this “run” for charity: Coast Guard rescues man attempting to reach Bermuda in homemade 'bubble' http:\/\/t.co\/ZLWfBE0zHg pic.twitter.com\/pJsjt1b8Gg — Fox News (@FoxNews) October 5, 2014 So this guy was going from Miami to Bermuda in a bubble, but the Coast Guard stopped … Continue reading Coast Guard rescues man running to Bermuda in a ‘bubble’ [photos]<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":7877,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[4028,4027,4029],"class_list":["post-7876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anxiety","tag-bermuda","tag-coast-guard","tag-inflatable-bubble"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/14384010258963-bubble.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7876"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7876"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7876\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7877"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}