{"id":7437,"date":"2015-07-23T07:46:06","date_gmt":"2015-07-23T07:46:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/lukebailey\/with-thanks-to-the-renowned-scientist-hannah-jewell"},"modified":"2015-07-23T07:46:06","modified_gmt":"2015-07-23T07:46:06","slug":"circular-foods-are-the-absolute-best-foods-and-this-is-proof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/7437","title":{"rendered":"Circular Foods Are The Absolute Best Foods And This Is Proof"},"content":{"rendered":"
\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tAll the greatest food is circular, and making food into a circle makes it better.<\/b> This is goddamn scientific.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\n1.<\/span> Pancakes, doused in syrup? Circles.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n2.<\/span> Or you wanna talk about crêpes? Circles too.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n3.<\/span> Meat tastes better when it’s mashed into a damn circle.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n4.<\/span> Meatballs are circles.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n5.<\/span> Potato Smiles look exactly like your childhood, and lo and behold, CIRCLES.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n6.<\/span> Party rings? Jammy dodgers? All circles.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n7.<\/span> The best bits of sushi are the circular bits.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n8.<\/span> And Dim Sum is circles on cicles.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n9.<\/span> You know what else comes in a circle? Cheese. Cheese comes in a circle.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n10.<\/span> Sure, not all cheese is circular, but motherfucking Camembert is, and that is a great cheese.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n11.<\/span> And mozzarella comes in circles. It might not be the first cheese you think of, but it’s so important.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n12.<\/span> Because you put it on pizza, and yeah, pizza is a fucking circle too.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n13.<\/span> And everyone knows the best pizza is pepperoni pizza. Which is more circles<\/i>. THIS SHIT IS RECURSIVE.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n14.<\/span> Other meats might not start off circular, but slice them up, and you get a circle.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n15.<\/span> When you have an egg, it’s all about the yolk. And there you go, circle.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n16.<\/span> Scotch eggs should be oviod, really, but they get turned into circles, and then they get brilliant. Proves food is better as a circle.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n17.<\/span> Cookies are circular.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n18.<\/span> Lovely scones? Circles, the lot of them.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n19.<\/span> Pies are round, and pies are awesome. They’re circular with fruit in.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n20.<\/span> Or you can put meat in them like an adult, and hell yeah that’s still a circle.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n21.<\/span> Yorkshire puddings are the greatest gift the earth has ever recieved, and they are circles.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n22.<\/span> Doughnuts? Doughnuts are circles, so Homer is on our side here.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n23.<\/span> Tortillas are straight-up circles, and they get made into burritos, the best of foods.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n24.<\/span> And then when you cut them in half, MORE CIRCLES.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n25.<\/span> What about the healthy shit? Pinapple? Circle.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n26.<\/span> Think about how lovely and refreshing an orange can taste, and then think about how it’s a circle.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n27.<\/span> Circular, again.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n28.<\/span> Watermelon is a great fucking fruit, and boom, circle.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n29.<\/span> What are you going to put in your Mojito if not a lime, and oh, there’s another circle.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n30.<\/span> Clean, pure coconut? Clean, pure CIRCLE.<\/h2> \t\t\t