{"id":7353,"date":"2015-07-21T10:46:03","date_gmt":"2015-07-21T10:46:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/mjs538\/what-the-world-was-like-the-last-time-carly-rae-jepsen-had-a"},"modified":"2015-07-21T10:46:03","modified_gmt":"2015-07-21T10:46:03","slug":"what-the-world-was-like-the-last-time-carly-rae-jepsen-had-a-hit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/7353","title":{"rendered":"What The World Was Like The Last Time Carly Rae Jepsen Had A Hit"},"content":{"rendered":"
\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tEverything has changed.<\/b> Everything is different.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t IM CRYING BECAUSE IN THE KIDZ BOP VERSION OF ‘ALL ABOUT THAT BASS’ THEY SAY ‘I’M BRINGING ANAL BACK’ INSTEAD OF ‘BOOTY’ OH MYGOD<\/p>\t\t— bexxx913 (@Blaine Anderson)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n #PottyTrainors unite, Meghan Trainor is about to come onstage at Jingle Ball!<\/p>\t\t— BrennanCarley (@Brennan Carley)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n How do a picture or posting from Facebook on to twitter? , thank you<\/p>\t\t— RogenSandy (@Sandy Rogen)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Hide<\/p><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\t\t\t\t Warning<\/p> This image is graphic<\/p> Click to reveal<\/p> \t\t<\/div>\t<\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Read more: http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/mjs538\/what-the-world-was-like-the-last-time-carly-rae-jepsen-had-a<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Everything has changed. Everything is different. The last time Carly Rae Jepsen had a hit… Video available at: http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic. youtube.com 1. Anderson Cooper wasn’t gay yet. View this image › The Anderson Cooper Show 2. Madonna hadn’t started wearing grills. View this image › Robyn Beck \/ Getty Images 3. 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\n1.<\/span> Anderson Cooper wasn’t gay yet.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n2.<\/span> Madonna hadn’t started wearing grills.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n3.<\/span> Lady Gaga was never voluntarily puked on.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n4.<\/span> And John Travolta wasn’t a permanent fixture of your nightmares.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n5.<\/span> The world had yet to have been blessed with a Hulk Hogan sex tape.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n6.<\/span> Kidz Bop had not brought anal back.<\/h2>\t\t
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\n7.<\/span> And potty training had an entirely different meaning.<\/h2>\t\t
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\n8.<\/span> Britney peacefully hoarded fast food under her bed.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n9.<\/span> Cher had 100 desks just lying around.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n10.<\/span> Selfie sticks were still allowed in South Korea.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n11.<\/span> And teens drank hand sanitizer to get high.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n12.<\/span> Teens didn’t get stuck in drainage ditches trying to get their iPhones.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n13.<\/span> The lead singer of Puddle Of Mud had not been arrested for riding a baggage carousel.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n14.<\/span> Miley Cyrus looked like this:<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n15.<\/span> And Iggy Azalea was like only the princess of rap.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n16.<\/span> Lorde was basically 12.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n17.<\/span> Jon Gosselin had just DJ’d his first middle school prom.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n18.<\/span> Seth Rogen’s mom wasn’t on Twitter yet.<\/h2>\t\t
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\n19.<\/span> And it was pretty creepy to want to fuck anyone in One Direction.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n20.<\/span> Joe was the hottest Jonas.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n21.<\/span> Your grandfather wasn’t on Facebook.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n22.<\/span> The guy who invented the Oreo cookie filling was still alive.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n23.<\/span> And we had no idea what Allison Williams looked like when she has her ass eaten out.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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Everything was better.<\/h2>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div>