{"id":72017,"date":"2020-05-16T17:28:20","date_gmt":"2020-05-16T17:28:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/samj-3930\/2017\/08\/01\/slay-ted-cruz-remains-undefeated-against-deadspin-both-on-and-off-the-court\/"},"modified":"2020-05-16T17:28:20","modified_gmt":"2020-05-16T17:28:20","slug":"slay-ted-cruz-tweet-dunks-on-deadspin-remains-undefeated-both-on-and-off-the-court","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/72017","title":{"rendered":"SLAY! Ted Cruz tweet-dunks on @Deadspin, remains UNDEFEATED both on and OFF the court"},"content":{"rendered":"Watching Ted Cruz own Deadspin will NEVER get old. <p>It all started innocently enough … <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\"> Spotted: Ted Cruz in Nikes and a suit. <p>&mdash; Caitlin Owens (@caitlinnowens) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/caitlinnowens\/status\/892493864916975618\">August 1, 2017<\/a><\/p>  <p>Simple, right? Senator Cruz rockin’ a suit and Nikes, and then POW: <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\"> Was on the way to basketball. You should have snapped a picture Last I heard, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Deadspin\">@Deadspin<\/a> was still looking for one. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/wJsQlNcHOK\">https:\/\/t.co\/wJsQlNcHOK<\/a> <p>&mdash; Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tedcruz\/status\/892498904343883780\">August 1, 2017<\/a><\/p>  YAAAAS! SLAY! <p>Oh Deadspin, watching you get kicked over and over again because you picked a fight with one of our <strong>favorite<\/strong> senators has become one of our <strong>favorite<\/strong> things. <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\"> If Ted Cruz buries Deadspin any deeper they&#039;re going to reach the earth&#039;s core. <p>&mdash; Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JesseKellyDC\/status\/892499684228509696\">August 1, 2017<\/a><\/p> <div class=\"row\"><div class=\"col-xs-3\" style=\"float:left\"> <div id=\"div-gpt-300x250_1\" class=\"ad-300x250\">  if ( (window.__aa_fraud_serve === undefined) || (window.__aa_fraud_serve == true) ) { googletag.cmd.push(function () { googletag.display(“div-gpt-300x250_1”); }); } <\/div><\/div><\/div><\/blockquote><\/p><\/blockquote><\/p><\/blockquote><\/p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/15896007389471-ted-cruz-deadspin-receipt.jpg\" \/><p>Read more: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/samj-3930\/2017\/08\/01\/slay-ted-cruz-remains-undefeated-against-deadspin-both-on-and-off-the-court\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">http:\/\/twitchy.com\/samj-3930\/2017\/08\/01\/slay-ted-cruz-remains-undefeated-against-deadspin-both-on-and-off-the-court\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Watching Ted Cruz own Deadspin will NEVER get old. It all started innocently enough … Spotted: Ted Cruz in Nikes and a suit. &mdash; Caitlin Owens (@caitlinnowens) August 1, 2017 Simple, right? Senator Cruz rockin’ a suit and Nikes, and then POW: Was on the way to basketball. You should have snapped a picture Last &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/72017\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">SLAY! Ted Cruz tweet-dunks on @Deadspin, remains UNDEFEATED both on and OFF the court<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1013,"featured_media":72018,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[409],"tags":[658,43038,1865],"class_list":["post-72017","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-health","tag-basketball","tag-deadspin","tag-ted-cruz"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/15896007401816-ted-cruz-deadspin-receipt.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72017"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1013"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72017"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72017\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72018"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}