{"id":71980,"date":"2020-05-14T20:55:06","date_gmt":"2020-05-14T20:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/viralnova.com\/stupid-facebook\/"},"modified":"2020-05-14T20:55:06","modified_gmt":"2020-05-14T20:55:06","slug":"please-ban-these-people-from-ever-posting-online-again-you-have-to-see-this-omg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/71980","title":{"rendered":"Please, Ban These People From Ever Posting Online Again. You Have To See This…OMG."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Even though we all have access to the Internet and social media, that doesn’t mean all of should be posting statuses or publicly declaring our opinion. After all, there are a great many of us that don’t have the mental capacity to understand how an escalator works. When you give everyone a soap box, they’re going to get up on it to shout some very, very, very stupid things.<\/p>\n

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1. Try to stop breathing next time.<\/h3>\n\t\t
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2. … nope, probably not true.<\/h3>\n\t\t
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3. It’s like Halloween isn’t on October 31st every year.<\/h3>\n\t\t
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4. And then they promptly forgot.<\/h3>\n\t\t
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5. It’s a lot less depressing when you spell it right.<\/h3>\n\t\t
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6. You know, it’d be kind of funny if that’s what he was going for. I lake it.<\/h3>\n\t\t
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7. Look before you selfie.<\/h3>\n\t\t
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8. Stairs. They’re stairs that can sometimes move.<\/h3>\n\t\t
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9. Airhead.<\/h3>\n\t\t
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10. Erm, Americanism, I guess?<\/h3>\n\t\t
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11. The possum bandit is my personal hero.<\/h3>\n\t\t
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12. Hey, there are a lot of planets to keep track of.<\/h3>\n\t\t
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13. No one ever correct her, because this is hilarious.<\/h3>\n\t\t
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14.Yet this person has an office job.<\/h3>\n\t\t
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15. I can’t even find words to describe how I feel about this.<\/h3>\n\t\t
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16. Oh god, please say she wasn’t from the US.<\/h3>\n\t\t
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17. Ah, nope, but… Korea is kind of like Germany if you think about their allegiance to the Axis powers were in WWII, right?<\/h3>\n\t\t
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18. Go to a doctor.<\/h3>\n\t\t
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19. She who is without duckface may cast the first stone.<\/h3>\n\t\t
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20. This is officially the world’s most epic waste of time.<\/h3>\n\t\t
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21. Oh movies. What have you done to us?<\/h3>\n\t\t
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22. WHO TOLD YOU TO DO THAT?<\/h3>\n\t\t
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23. Someone might want to loop social services in on this one.<\/h3>\n\t\t
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24. Solid advice.<\/h3>\n\t\t
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You say it best when you say nothing at all, people. So, uh, stop.<\/p>\t\t\t\t

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