{"id":7113,"date":"2015-07-16T07:45:33","date_gmt":"2015-07-16T07:45:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/lyapalater\/in-memory-of-jared-letos-flawless-hair"},"modified":"2015-07-16T07:45:33","modified_gmt":"2015-07-16T07:45:33","slug":"in-memory-of-jared-letos-flawless-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/7113","title":{"rendered":"In Memory Of Jared Leto’s Perfect Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tGoodbye my lover, goodbye my friend.<\/b>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\r\n

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\r\n1.<\/span> DEATH NOTICE:<\/h2> \t\t\t
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View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t

buzzfeed.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n
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this really is a death notice<\/a> for the tresses of star and musician Jared Leto. Sometime throughout the early morning of March 2, 2015 it was entirely on a barber shop flooring, lifeless and distended. Reason behind demise had been a voluntary haircut that nobody desired him for. Its survived by the locks that’s kept on their mind (but is now much shorter) and pubes probably.<\/i> <\/p>\r\n

Jared’s long hair very first became beloved<\/a> by all during the 2013-2014 prizes season. Earlier than that point there clearly was no “perfect image” to try the salon when girls wanted to manage to get thier hair ombre’d. Jared’s locks changed all that. He provided us with that image.<\/i> <\/p>\r\n

Along with simply becoming breathtaking, Jared’s hair also revealed us wondrous things<\/a> that can be done in just just one hairband. He had been in charge of exactly what might have been 1st man-braid to occur, and also numerous spectacular buns<\/a>— a look that has been dangerous, but worthwhile. He revolutionized what it indicates to essentially, TRULY problem, and had been a pioneer for a well-executed “simply got off the beach” look.<\/i><\/p>\r\n

His locks will live on in memory equally “the Rachel” does these days.<\/i><\/p>\r\n

You will see exclusive services held when it comes to locks. (Meaning set aside a second our of your own life if you have a minute to pay tribute as to what we simply lost.)<\/i><\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n

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\r\n3.<\/span> And now, a minute of silence to keep in mind ~the hair~.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t

Mario Anzuoni \/ Reuters<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n
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\r\n4.<\/span> Okay. Moment of silence over. Today let us only explore our emotions.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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James Devaney \/ WireImage \/ Getty Images<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n
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\r\n5.<\/span> It really is sad.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\r\n6.<\/span> The sweetness will be missed.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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Getty Graphics Kevork Djansezian<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n
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\r\n7.<\/span> Nothing is the exact same.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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View this picture ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t

WireImage \/ Steve Granitz<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n
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\r\n8.<\/span> Your candle burned-out a long time before your legend ever will.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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Pascal Le Segretain \/ Getty Images<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n
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\r\n9.<\/span> OH GOD I’m CRYINGGG!!!!<\/h2> \t\t\t
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WireImage \/ Steve Granitz<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n
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\r\n10.<\/span> We realize you will be searching down on united states.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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Twitter: @TLyzen<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n
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\r\n11.<\/span> Love U.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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Stephen Lovekin \/ Getty Images<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n
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\r\n12.<\/span> Bye!<\/h2> \t\t\t
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