{"id":7113,"date":"2015-07-16T07:45:33","date_gmt":"2015-07-16T07:45:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/lyapalater\/in-memory-of-jared-letos-flawless-hair"},"modified":"2015-07-16T07:45:33","modified_gmt":"2015-07-16T07:45:33","slug":"in-memory-of-jared-letos-flawless-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/7113","title":{"rendered":"In Memory Of Jared Leto’s Perfect Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<b>Goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend.<\/b>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\r\n<div id=\"buzz_sub_buzz\" class=\"c suplist_none suplist_list_hide \">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704144_5133618\">\t\t\t<h2>\r\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">1.<\/span> DEATH NOTICE:<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr14\/enhanced-15424-1425330554-8.jpg\" course=\"bf_dom\" circumference=\"625\" height=\"610\" alt=\"DEATH NOTICE:\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr14\/enhanced-15424-1425330554-8.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/mjs538\/imagining-a-world-where-everyone-has-jared-letos-hair#.nn8JlAymm\">buzzfeed.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_text  buzz_superlist_item_wide   \" id=\"superlist_3704144_5133517\">\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc\"><i>this really is a death notice<\/a> for the tresses of star and musician Jared Leto. Sometime throughout the early morning of March 2, 2015 it was entirely on a barber shop flooring, lifeless and distended. Reason behind demise had been a voluntary haircut that nobody desired him for. Its survived by the locks that’s kept on their mind (but is now much shorter) and pubes probably.<\/i> <\/p>\r\n<p><i>Jared’s long hair <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/alannaokun\/jared-leto-has-the-most-perfect-ombre-hair-ever-ombred#.rvVgOQRll\">very first became beloved<\/a> by all during the 2013-2014 prizes season. Earlier than that point there clearly was no “perfect image” to try the salon when girls wanted to manage to get thier hair ombre’d. Jared’s locks changed all that. He provided us with that image.<\/i> <\/p>\r\n<p><i>Along with simply becoming breathtaking, Jared’s hair also <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/lyapalater\/pictures-of-the-back-of-jared-letos-head-that-will-make-y#.fiJA8dz66\">revealed us wondrous things<\/a> that can be done in just just one hairband. He had been in charge of exactly what might have been 1st man-braid to occur, and also numerous spectacular <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/whitneyjefferson\/jared-leto-invented-a-new-hairstyle-at-the-golden-globes#.jy2GzgJVV\">buns<\/a>— a look that has been dangerous, but worthwhile. He revolutionized what it indicates to essentially, TRULY problem, and had been a pioneer for a well-executed “simply got off the beach” look.<\/i><\/p>\r\n<p><i>His locks will live on in memory equally “the Rachel” does these days.<\/i><\/p>\r\n<p><i>You will see exclusive services held when it comes to locks. (Meaning set aside a second our of your own life if you have a minute to pay tribute as to what we simply lost.)<\/i><\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704144_5133570\">\t\t\t<h2>\r\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">3.<\/span> And now, a minute of silence to keep in mind ~the hair~.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr08\/enhanced-2848-1425330175-1.jpg\" course=\"bf_dom\" circumference=\"625\" level=\"432\" alt=\"now, a moment of silence to remember ~the hair~.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr08\/enhanced-2848-1425330175-1.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Mario Anzuoni \/ Reuters<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704144_5133596\">\t\t\t<h2>\r\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">4.<\/span> Okay. Moment of silence over. Today let us only explore our emotions.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr13\/enhanced-10148-1425330313-2.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" level=\"884\" alt=\"Ok. Moment of silence more than. Today let us only explore our emotions.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr13\/enhanced-10148-1425330313-2.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this picture &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">James Devaney \/ WireImage \/ Getty Images<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704144_5133593\">\t\t\t<h2>\r\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">5.<\/span> It really is sad.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr08\/enhanced-1832-1425330311-6.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" circumference=\"625\" level=\"938\" alt=\"It's sad.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr08\/enhanced-1832-1425330311-6.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704144_5133595\">\t\t\t<h2>\r\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">6.<\/span> The sweetness will be missed.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr10\/enhanced-17861-1425330312-6.jpg\" course=\"bf_dom\" circumference=\"625\" height=\"932\" alt=\"the wonder are missed.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr10\/enhanced-17861-1425330312-6.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Getty Graphics Kevork Djansezian<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704144_5133658\">\t\t\t<h2>\r\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">7.<\/span> Nothing is the exact same.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr12\/enhanced-13269-1425330615-14.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" circumference=\"625\" height=\"765\" alt=\"absolutely nothing could be the exact same.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr12\/enhanced-13269-1425330615-14.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this picture &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">WireImage \/ Steve Granitz<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704144_5133688\">\t\t\t<h2>\r\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">8.<\/span> Your candle burned-out a long time before your legend ever will.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr15\/enhanced-12146-1425330727-17.jpg\" course=\"bf_dom\" circumference=\"625\" level=\"862\" alt=\"Your candle burned out well before your legend previously will.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr15\/enhanced-12146-1425330727-17.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Pascal Le Segretain \/ Getty Images<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704144_5133655\">\t\t\t<h2>\r\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">9.<\/span> OH GOD I’m CRYINGGG!!!!<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr14\/enhanced-15354-1425330598-1.jpg\" course=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"821\" alt=\"OH Jesus I'm CRYINGGG!!!!\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr14\/enhanced-15354-1425330598-1.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">WireImage \/ Steve Granitz<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704144_5133714\">\t\t\t<h2>\r\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">10.<\/span> We realize you will be searching down on united states.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr11\/enhanced-18858-1425330889-18.png\" course=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" level=\"468\" alt=\"we realize you're going to be searching down on us.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr11\/enhanced-18858-1425330889-18.png\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TLyzen\/status\/569698700320251904\">Twitter: @TLyzen<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704144_5133744\">\t\t\t<h2>\r\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">11.<\/span> Love U.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr01\/enhanced-21693-1425331091-7.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"870\" alt=\"admiration U.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr01\/enhanced-21693-1425331091-7.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this picture &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Stephen Lovekin \/ Getty Images<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704144_5133924\">\t\t\t<h2>\r\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">12.<\/span> Bye!<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr08\/enhanced-1240-1425331944-11.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"935\" alt=\"Bye!\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr08\/enhanced-1240-1425331944-11.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this picture &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div><p>Read more: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/lyapalater\/in-memory-of-jared-letos-flawless-hair\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/lyapalater\/in-memory-of-jared-letos-flawless-hair<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. 1. DEATH NOTICE: View this image &rsaquo; buzzfeed.com this really is a death notice for the tresses of star and musician Jared Leto. Sometime throughout the early morning of March 2, 2015 it was entirely on a barber shop flooring, lifeless and distended. Reason behind demise had been a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/7113\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">In Memory Of Jared Leto’s Perfect Hair<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":7114,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[3726,3727,3728,3729],"class_list":["post-7113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anxiety","tag-beautiful-hair","tag-goodbye-lover","tag-memory","tag-obituary"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/14370183347818-in-memory-of-jared-letos-flawless-hair-2-18731-1425332786-2_dblbig.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7113"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7113\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}