{"id":68587,"date":"2019-12-24T03:46:24","date_gmt":"2019-12-24T03:46:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2015\/11\/05\/bless-his-heart-all-but-forgotten-martin-omalley-looks-on-the-bright-side\/"},"modified":"2019-12-24T03:46:24","modified_gmt":"2019-12-24T03:46:24","slug":"bless-his-heart-all-but-forgotten-martin-omalley-looks-on-the-bright-side","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/68587","title":{"rendered":"Bless his heart: All-but-forgotten Martin O’Malley looks on the bright side"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes you just have to laugh so you don’t cry. Isn’t that right,Mr. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2015\/11\/05\/hahahahha-yes-wsjs-brutal-photo-caption-just-made-our-day-screenshot\/\">“Unidentified Man”<\/a>? Er, Martin O’Malley?<\/p> <p>Third place. Out of three.<\/p> <p>Way to see the glass half full, buddy.<\/p> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/15770727951344-Screen-Shot-2015-11-05-at-5.08.48-PM.png\" \/><p>Read more: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2015\/11\/05\/bless-his-heart-all-but-forgotten-martin-omalley-looks-on-the-bright-side\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2015\/11\/05\/bless-his-heart-all-but-forgotten-martin-omalley-looks-on-the-bright-side\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes you just have to laugh so you don’t cry. Isn’t that right,Mr. “Unidentified Man”? Er, Martin O’Malley? Third place. Out of three. Way to see the glass half full, buddy. Read more: http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2015\/11\/05\/bless-his-heart-all-but-forgotten-martin-omalley-looks-on-the-bright-side\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":68588,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[409],"tags":[4005,6719,39012,39013],"class_list":["post-68587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-health","tag-4005","tag-democrats","tag-martin-ou2019malley","tag-third-place"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/15770727962355-Screen-Shot-2015-11-05-at-5.08.48-PM.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68587"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68587"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68587\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68588"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}