{"id":67087,"date":"2019-11-28T20:55:05","date_gmt":"2019-11-28T20:55:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/06\/23\/international-headline-of-the-year-involves-giant-marble-vagina-photos-even-better\/"},"modified":"2019-11-28T20:55:05","modified_gmt":"2019-11-28T20:55:05","slug":"headline-of-the-year-involves-giant-marble-vagina-photos-even-better","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/67087","title":{"rendered":"Headline of the year involves giant marble vagina; photos even&nbsp;better"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/tim_chr\/status\/480873103245840384\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/smythmels\/status\/481047037639950336\n<p>No comment necessary. Snickers, however, are mandatory.<\/p>\n<p>Best headline ever:<\/p>\n<p>‘US exchange student pulled from Tubingen University marble vagina’<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.news.com.au\/world\/us-exchange-student-pulled-from-tubingen-university-marble-vagina\/story-fndir2ev-1226963283491\"> news.com.au\/world\/us-excha&hellip;<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/BLtKzqw7te\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/BLtKzqw7te<\/a>&mdash; Ben Johnston (@BenJohnston_) <a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/BenJohnston_\/status\/480958356882857984' data-datetime='2014-06-23T06:19:42+00:00'>June 23, 2014<\/a><\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/nypost\/status\/481060004389482496\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/cemartin88\/status\/481032873151983616\n<p>The only thing missing? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/06\/22\/feminists-actually-trying-to-make-grumpy-uterus-puppet-a-thing\/\">Giant grumpy uterus puppet!<\/a><\/p><p>Read more: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/06\/23\/international-headline-of-the-year-involves-giant-marble-vagina-photos-even-better\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/06\/23\/international-headline-of-the-year-involves-giant-marble-vagina-photos-even-better\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/tim_chr\/status\/480873103245840384 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/smythmels\/status\/481047037639950336 No comment necessary. Snickers, however, are mandatory. Best headline ever: ‘US exchange student pulled from Tubingen University marble vagina’ news.com.au\/world\/us-excha&hellip; http:\/\/t.co\/BLtKzqw7te&mdash; Ben Johnston (@BenJohnston_) June 23, 2014 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/nypost\/status\/481060004389482496 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/cemartin88\/status\/481032873151983616 The only thing missing? Giant grumpy uterus puppet!Read more: http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/06\/23\/international-headline-of-the-year-involves-giant-marble-vagina-photos-even-better\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":67088,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[409],"tags":[36218,1029,36216,3923,775,2855,36217],"class_list":["post-67087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-health","tag-american-student","tag-germany","tag-international-headline","tag-john-stamos","tag-photos","tag-sculpture","tag-tim-christodoulou"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/15749127996050-screen-shot-2014-06-23-at-10-56-23-am.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67087"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67087\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67088"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}