{"id":6156,"date":"2015-06-27T17:45:38","date_gmt":"2015-06-27T17:45:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/10\/02\/metaphor-alert-wh-touts-high-number-of-visitors-to-o-care-website-enrolled-crickets\/"},"modified":"2015-06-27T17:45:38","modified_gmt":"2015-06-27T17:45:38","slug":"wh-touts-high-number-of-visitors-to-o-care-website-enrolledcrickets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/6156","title":{"rendered":"WH touts high number of visitors to O-care website; Enrolled? Crickets"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jaketapper\/status\/385407918192877568\n

Stop it! We will soon need to be treated for permanent aching sides, but the error-riddled health insurance exchange websites<\/a> are still on the fritz!<\/a><\/p>\n

It’s so convenient that they somehow can’t possibly obtain those numbers, right?<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jimgeraghty\/status\/385408286444384256\n

CNN’s Jake Tapper is oh-so-baffled, heh.<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jaketapper\/status\/385408512949760001\n

Will this puzzle ever be solved?<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/peterepublic\/status\/385418658320613376\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/HokieMBA00\/status\/385410603008790529\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JayCaruso\/status\/385418452363534337\n

Ding, ding, ding!<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/baseballcrank\/status\/385417881350987776\n

Bingo! Time once again for the Obamacare metaphor pic that never gets old? We think so.<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JayCaruso\/status\/384313345501061120\n

Related:<\/p>\n

Snort! Sen. Lee’s comms. director: ‘How do you fix a train wreck?’; Citizens sum up with Obamacare pic<\/a><\/p>\n

Getting worse! Fed marketplace, state O-Care exchanges: Guys, you can ‘keep’ errors [pics]<\/a><\/p>\n

Heckuva job! @HealthCareGov shamed into apology after touting glitchy O-care website<\/a><\/p>\n

Oops! California’s health insurance exchange: It’s you? And spelling is hard [pic]<\/a><\/p>\n

Online adventures with Obamacare: Reps admit ‘known’ security bug, but ‘please be patient,’ guys<\/a><\/p>\n

‘So much for security!’ Health insurance websites continue ‘head desk’ fail<\/a><\/p>\n

Hilarious! DNC touts ‘what affordable care looks like’; Citizens: Fixed it for you, DNC! [pics]<\/a><\/p>\n

Surprise! Obamacare health insurance exchange websites don’t work; HealthCare.gov a total mess<\/a><\/p>\n

Snort! Take a gander at this side-splitting handy Obamacare prep guide [pic]<\/a><\/p>

Read more: http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/10\/02\/metaphor-alert-wh-touts-high-number-of-visitors-to-o-care-website-enrolled-crickets\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jaketapper\/status\/385407918192877568 Stop it! We will soon need to be treated for permanent aching sides, but the error-riddled health insurance exchange websites are still on the fritz! It’s so convenient that they somehow can’t possibly obtain those numbers, right? http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jimgeraghty\/status\/385408286444384256 CNN’s Jake Tapper is oh-so-baffled, heh. http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jaketapper\/status\/385408512949760001 Will this puzzle ever be solved? http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/peterepublic\/status\/385418658320613376 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/HokieMBA00\/status\/385410603008790529 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JayCaruso\/status\/385418452363534337 … Continue reading WH touts high number of visitors to O-care website; Enrolled? Crickets<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":6157,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anxiety"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/14353767467578-train-wreck-obamacare.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6156\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}