They can’t help themselves. They just. Can’t.<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/WhiteHouse\/status\/434042147331792896\n
What did we ever do to deserve this?<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/WhiteHouse\/status\/434066126616539136\n
No, but we “R” desperately searching for our barf buckets.<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/SuperAndrea\/status\/434043650952003584\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jimlockwoodshow\/status\/434075240528764928\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Beatlegal09\/status\/434044050392367105\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jilliankuzma\/status\/434042820044009472\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/BigMuddy65\/status\/434045580696756224\n
Nope, no shame whatsoever. Otherwise, the White House might share more honest #ACAValentines like these:<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/BigRMV\/status\/434051268479172608\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/LausDeo1791\/status\/434046573392044033\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/LausDeo1791\/status\/434046096973643776\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/BigRMV\/status\/434059935937077248\n
Roses are red,\nviolets are blue\nIf you wanted to keep your Doctor,\ntoo bad for you.\n#ACAValentines<\/a>— Henry Swanson (@mdp8875) February 13, 2014<\/a><\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/redsteeze\/status\/434043302640635905\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JulieLvsPACKERS\/status\/434049839362351104\n Or this one:<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/RexHarrisonsHat\/status\/434079198240448512\n Yep.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n Related:<\/p>\n ‘Is that your hand in my pocket?’ These #LiberalCandyHearts are anything but sweet<\/a><\/p>\n ‘BEST e-card ever’! You’ll fall in love with Sen. Ted Cruz’s Obamacare Valentine [pic]<\/a><\/p> Read more: http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/02\/13\/bad-romance-these-awful-white-house-acavalentines-will-make-you-sick-pics\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Matthops82\/status\/434066375737614337 They can’t help themselves. They just. Can’t. http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/WhiteHouse\/status\/434042147331792896 What did we ever do to deserve this? http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/WhiteHouse\/status\/434066126616539136 No, but we “R” desperately searching for our barf buckets. http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/SuperAndrea\/status\/434043650952003584 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jimlockwoodshow\/status\/434075240528764928 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Beatlegal09\/status\/434044050392367105 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jilliankuzma\/status\/434042820044009472 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/BigMuddy65\/status\/434045580696756224 Nope, no shame whatsoever. Otherwise, the White House might share more honest #ACAValentines like these: http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/BigRMV\/status\/434051268479172608 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/LausDeo1791\/status\/434046573392044033 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/LausDeo1791\/status\/434046096973643776 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/BigRMV\/status\/434059935937077248 Roses are red, … Continue reading Bad romance: These awful White House #ACAValentines will make you sick [pics]<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":595,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[266,267,265,264,263],"class_list":["post-594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anxiety","tag-drone-bait","tag-health-coverage","tag-julie-betts-piskula","tag-valentines-day","tag-white-house"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/14250951651865-screen-shot-2014-02-13-at-2-21-12-pm.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/594"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=594"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/594\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}