{"id":5902,"date":"2015-06-21T22:46:16","date_gmt":"2015-06-21T22:46:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2012\/04\/30\/silly-soccer-fans-paint-themselves-blue-pretend-to-be-smurfs\/"},"modified":"2015-06-21T22:46:16","modified_gmt":"2015-06-21T22:46:16","slug":"silly-soccer-fans-paint-themselves-blue-pretend-to-besmurfs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/5902","title":{"rendered":"Silly soccer fans paint themselves blue, pretend to be Smurfs"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/cjzero\/status\/197066295718588417\n

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When you start painting your body blue and calling yourself a Smurf, you’re probably not playing with a full deck. Just sayin’…<\/p>

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http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/cjzero\/status\/197066295718588417 When you start painting your body blue and calling yourself a Smurf, you’re probably not playing with a full deck. Just sayin’…Read more: http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2012\/04\/30\/silly-soccer-fans-paint-themselves-blue-pretend-to-be-smurfs\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5904,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anxiety"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/14348583849113-9frn73.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5902"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5902"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5902\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}