{"id":5577,"date":"2015-06-16T19:46:36","date_gmt":"2015-06-16T19:46:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/ninamohan\/tragic-moments-in-food-history"},"modified":"2015-06-16T19:46:36","modified_gmt":"2015-06-16T19:46:36","slug":"31-tragic-photos-of-a-day-being-ruined","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/5577","title":{"rendered":"31 Tragic Photos Of A Day Being Ruined"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\n1.<\/span> This scene from a Chipotle horror movie.<\/h2>\t
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instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

It’s like dropping your newborn baby.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n2.<\/span> This frozen tragedy.<\/h2>\t
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instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

I scream. You scream. We all grieve for ice cream.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n3.<\/span> This donut disaster.<\/h2>\t
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From our hands into the mouth of god.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n4.<\/span> These helpless french fries.<\/h2>\t
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“Please take us back to McDonald’s, it’s much nicer there.”<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n5.<\/span> This cheesy huddling mass.<\/h2>\t
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Cement is the obviously the best topping.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n6.<\/span> This pasta predicament.<\/h2>\t
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Perhaps one of the only things you’d eat off someone’s feet.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n7.<\/span> This eggmergency.<\/h2>\t
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All the king’s horses and all the king’s men kneeled and wept.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n8.<\/span> This cheese stick who’s just trying to get home.<\/h2>\t
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Won’t someone please reunite him with his family?<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n9.<\/span> The Great Breakfast Massacre of 2014<\/h2>\t
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\n10.<\/span> This early morning nightmare.<\/h2>\t
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There’s nothing cheery about this at all.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n11.<\/span> This pretzel catastrophe.<\/h2>\t
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Why do they smush the things we love?<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n12.<\/span> The slices who never made it to the penthouse suite.<\/h2>\t
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Will this elevator take them up to heaven?<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n13.<\/span> These butchered brownies.<\/h2>\t\t
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Hmmm. Here are the double chocolate brownies I took so much care in making. #5SecondRule<\/p>\t\t— JaneWag (@Jane Wagstaff)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n14.<\/span> The chilly fate of this treat.<\/h2>\t
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Sundae bloody sundae.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n15.<\/span> This wilting pie.<\/h2>\t\t
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So this was the first thing I saw today… foreshadowing? #piefromthesky #fivesecondrule<\/p>\t\t— mikedlynch (@Michael Lynch)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n16.<\/span> This lollipop’s undignified grave.<\/h2>\t
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Poor sucker, we barely knew ye.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n17.<\/span> This attack on a childhood staple.<\/h2>\t
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Mourning you until we join you.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n18.<\/span> This orphaned peep.<\/h2>\t
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Who let her out into the big bad world all alone?<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n19.<\/span> This cruel abandonment.<\/h2>\t\t
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#donutastrophe -I offered to adopt them & nurse them back to health but @Collectingcandy stopped me. #5secondrule<\/p>\t\t— amymonte (@amymonte)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n20.<\/span> These tortured taquitos.<\/h2>\t
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instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

A layer of guac isn’t the worst final resting place.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n21.<\/span> This fruity carnage.<\/h2>\t
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Bet this dude was feeling really meloncholy afterwards.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n22.<\/span> These suffering ice cream sandwiches.<\/h2>\t
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They never stood a chance.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n23.<\/span> These unloved Munchkins.<\/h2>\t
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These little guys need a hole lotta love.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n24.<\/span> The dreadful destiny of this fried meat.<\/h2>\t
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This is the second worst thing to happen to this chicken.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n25.<\/span> This cookie calamity.<\/h2>\t
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You can sweep those right into the gates of heaven.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n26.<\/span> These miserable paninis.<\/h2>\t
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The five second rule does not apply to grief. 1. This scene from a Chipotle horror movie. instagram.com It’s like dropping your newborn baby. 2. This frozen tragedy. instagram.com I scream. You scream. We all grieve for ice cream. 3. This donut disaster. instagram.com From our hands into the mouth of god. 4. These helpless … Continue reading 31 Tragic Photos Of A Day Being Ruined<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5578,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[2252,3082,3083,3084],"class_list":["post-5577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anxiety","tag-chipotle","tag-despair","tag-fries","tag-sadness"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/14344264063254-tragic-moments-in-food-history-2-2862-1424724562-1_dblbig.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5577"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5577"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5577\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}