{"id":50358,"date":"2018-06-25T15:43:06","date_gmt":"2018-06-25T15:43:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/mikespohr\/21-tweets-by-celebrity-parents-that-are-hilariously-relatabl"},"modified":"2018-06-25T15:43:06","modified_gmt":"2018-06-25T15:43:06","slug":"21-hilarious-tweets-by-celebrity-parents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/50358","title":{"rendered":"21 Hilarious Tweets By Celebrity Parents"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tKids don’t care if you’re a rock star but they do care if you packed a snack.<\/b>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n

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\n1.<\/span> When Olivia Wilde welcomed her son into the world:<\/h2>\t\t
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Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I’m the building)<\/p>\t\t— oliviawilde (@olivia wilde)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n2.<\/span> And when she learned what it’s like to change a baby boy:<\/h2>\t\t
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Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face. #awesome<\/p>\t\t— oliviawilde (@olivia wilde)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n3.<\/span> When Hilary Duff had “one of those days” while shopping with her kid:<\/h2>\t\t
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Worst idea of the day.. The ornament section of Bloomingdales with a two year old 😳<\/p>\t\t— HilaryDuff (@Hilary Duff)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n4.<\/span> When Jim Gaffigan spoke the truth about snow days:<\/h2>\t\t
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How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.<\/p>\t\t— JimGaffigan (@Jim Gaffigan)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n5.<\/span> And when he got a little philosophical:<\/h2>\t\t
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If I feel like my kid behaves like a puppy why can’t I feed him dog food?<\/p>\t\t— JimGaffigan (@Jim Gaffigan)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n6.<\/span> When Jenny Mollen struggled with the idea of her son growing up:<\/h2>\t\t
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Struck by the horrific realization that my son might not want me to be his prom date. Hopefully, I can at least go with one of his friends.<\/p>\t\t— jennyandteets (@Jenny Mollen)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n7.<\/span> When Snooki “handled” this breast-feeding nightmare:<\/h2>\t\t
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To my fellow BF moms- do you ever forget your pump & have to manually pump yourself?! ✋I just did. #milkservice #thirstyanyone #humancow ðŸ„ðŸ„ðŸ„<\/p>\t\t— snooki (@Nicole Polizzi)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n8.<\/span> When Conan O’Brien embraced his role as his children’s first teacher:<\/h2>\t\t
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Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.<\/p>\t\t— ConanOBrien (@Conan O’Brien)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n9.<\/span> And when Joel McHale probably regretted giving his kids sugar:<\/h2>\t\t
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My kids & friends r playing in a fake grocery store scaled 2 their size. Mayhem. Its like that scene in Red Dawn right b4 they leave town.<\/p>\t\t— joelmchale (@Joel McHale)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n10.<\/span> When Mario Lopez articulated this all-too-real struggle:<\/h2>\t\t
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Trying to explain to Gia that farts aren’t polite or funny. But I feel like a hypocrite because they’re totally funny… #StruggleIsReal<\/p>\t\t— MarioLopezExtra (@Mario Lopez)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n11.<\/span> When it was (or wasn’t) nap time at Alyson Hannigan’s house:<\/h2>\t\t
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Why don’t kids understand that their nap is not for them but for us?<\/p>\t\t— alydenisof (@alyson hannigan)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n12.<\/span> When Pink reflected on how her life has changed since becoming a mom:<\/h2>\t\t
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my life was once whiskey, tears, and cigarettes… now it’s snot, tears, and the color of poop. #bliss<\/p>\t\t— Pink (@P!nk)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n13.<\/span> And when Kelly Clarkson marveled at the fact that she IS a mom:<\/h2>\t\t
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I still can’t believe I made a human. #topthat #firstglassofwineintenmonths #pump&dump \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\t\t— kelly_clarkson (@Kelly Clarkson)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n14.<\/span> When Neil Patrick Harris shared this “we’ve all been there” moment:<\/h2>\t\t
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Up until 2am constructing a table with wooden trains for Gideon and all he wants to do is play with a broom. #MerryXmas<\/p>\t\t— ActuallyNPH (@Neil Patrick Harris)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n15.<\/span> When Busy Philipps was finally able to stop stressing over preschool admissions:<\/h2>\t\t
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Guys, with GREAT pride I tell you this: Birdie got into preschool. So, our job as parents is done, right? Right?<\/p>\t\t— Busyphilipps25 (@Busy Philipps)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n16.<\/span> When Michael Ian Black suffered from Frozen<\/i> fatigue:<\/h2>\t\t
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Watching “Frozen” again with my daughter because we paid $19.99 to download it so she’s going to fucking watch it every day until college.<\/p>\t\t— michaelianblack (@Michael Ian Black)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n17.<\/span> And when he decided he wasn’t one of those parents who let their kid win:<\/h2>\t\t
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Currently kicking my daughter’s ass at Piano Tiles. I am her superior.<\/p>\t\t— michaelianblack (@Michael Ian Black)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n18.<\/span> When “the sickness” hit Tori Spelling’s house:<\/h2>\t\t
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The sneezing in my house began at 6am. Must be the morning after Halloween. They always get sick. #AtLeastWeHaveConsistency<\/p>\t\t— Tori_Spelling (@Tori Spelling)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n19.<\/span> When Mel B was deep in the school drop-off grind:<\/h2>\t\t
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After all the #morninghayhem this just happened on the drive to school,I mean really<\/p>\t\t— OfficialMelB (@Melanie Brown)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n20.<\/span> When parenting kept Anna Faris humble:<\/h2>\t\t
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245 pm. My son just told me I had a mustache like daddy’s. #ThanksgivingThrowdown<\/p>\t\t— AnnaKFaris (@Anna Faris)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n21.<\/span> And when Christina Applegate tweeted the kind of thing we’ve all thought, but kept to ourselves:<\/h2>\t\t
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Only one plug working in my house. Do I charge the baby monitor or my phone. Asshole dilemma<\/p>\t\t— 1capplegate (@christina applegate)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div>

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Kids don’t care if you’re a rock star but they do care if you packed a snack. 1. When Olivia Wilde welcomed her son into the world: Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I’m the building) — oliviawilde (@olivia wilde) 2. And when she learned what it’s like to change a … Continue reading 21 Hilarious Tweets By Celebrity Parents<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":50359,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[180],"tags":[24913,24914,24915,24916,157,24917,24918,24919,24920,24921,24922,24923,1339,2614,24924,164],"class_list":["post-50358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-society-culture","tag-alyson-hannigan","tag-anna-faris","tag-christina-applegate","tag-conan-obrien","tag-funny","tag-hillary-duff","tag-jim-gaffigan","tag-joel-mchale","tag-kelly-clarkson","tag-mario-lopez","tag-neil-patrick-harris","tag-olivia-wilde","tag-parents","tag-pink","tag-snooki","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/15301141917356-21-hilarious-tweets-by-celebrity-parents-2-3542-1424394601-1_dblbig.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50358"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50358\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/50359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}