It’s not just you. Bashar al-Assad’s lipless lisp? Twitter is on it.<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/lybr3\/status\/377188175585611776\n
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Gas attacks in Syria? The U.S. sticking a fork in Assad’s Cheerios<\/a>? Yes, yes. But like Obama<\/a>, the Twitterverse has priorities:<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/toddschnitt\/status\/377054198828765185\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/freddoso\/status\/377143753221230592\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Sarah310\/status\/377321504762900480\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/mdelf271\/status\/377041015263076353\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/LilithNOT17\/status\/377130948522819584\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/MattWeinhold\/status\/377296605155573760\n True story:<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/AndRichards\/status\/377426947891920896\n But is Assad’s voice a game changer?<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/ChrisGMueller\/status\/377115078241185792\n Related:<\/p>\n Separated at birth! Has Twitter discovered Assad’s long lost twin? [pics]<\/a><\/p> Read more: http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/09\/10\/bashar-fudd-could-assads-creepy-voice-be-a-game-changer-video\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Dexter9173\/status\/377262539606089728 It’s not just you. Bashar al-Assad’s lipless lisp? Twitter is on it. http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/lybr3\/status\/377188175585611776 Gas attacks in Syria? The U.S. sticking a fork in Assad’s Cheerios? Yes, yes. But like Obama, the Twitterverse has priorities: http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/toddschnitt\/status\/377054198828765185 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/freddoso\/status\/377143753221230592 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Sarah310\/status\/377321504762900480 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/mdelf271\/status\/377041015263076353 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/LilithNOT17\/status\/377130948522819584 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/MattWeinhold\/status\/377296605155573760 True story: http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/AndRichards\/status\/377426947891920896 But is Assad’s voice a game changer? http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/ChrisGMueller\/status\/377115078241185792 Related: Separated at birth! … Continue reading Bashar Fudd? Could Assad’s creepy voice be a game changer? [video]<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4769,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anxiety"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/14329575613043-assad.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4768"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4768"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4768\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}