{"id":4667,"date":"2015-05-27T23:47:01","date_gmt":"2015-05-27T23:47:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/viralnova.com\/mom-confessions\/"},"modified":"2015-05-27T23:47:01","modified_gmt":"2015-05-27T23:47:01","slug":"13-hilarious-true-confessions-from-moms-who-tell-it-like-it-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/4667","title":{"rendered":"13 Hilarious True Confessions From Moms Who Tell It Like It Is."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p>Parenting can be rough. Like, <em>really rough<\/em>. There’s nothing books, friends, and your own parents can say to prepare you for every surprise in store. <br><br>The ladies at&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/thepumpanddumpshow.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Pump and Dump Comedy<\/a>&nbsp;are here to tell you to embrace all life’s little bumps in the road, because they’re often hilarious. At a recent show, comedian Shayna Ferm and her coach MC Doula asked for some audience participation. The women in the crowd were handed cards to write about their most embarrassing mommy moments. The results are hysterical and relatable, and not just to moms. Anyone will be able to get a kick out of these weirdos.<\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p>\n<div class=\"image-box\">\n\t\t<h3>1.) At least he asked first?<\/h3>\n\t\t<div class=\"image-block\">\n\t\t<div class=\"image-center\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"social-wrap  clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"articleimg\" src=\"http:\/\/images.viralnova.com\/000\/081\/410\/desktop-1412711533.png\" alt=\"1.) At least he asked first?\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"image-box\">\n\t\t<h3>2.) I hope he isn’t following his father’s footsteps here.<\/h3>\n\t\t<div class=\"image-block\">\n\t\t<div class=\"image-center\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"social-wrap  clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"articleimg\" src=\"http:\/\/images.viralnova.com\/000\/081\/407\/desktop-1412711527.png\" alt=\"2.) I hope he isn't following his father's footsteps here.\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"image-box\">\n\t\t<h3>3.) Her logic isn’t 100% wrong.<\/h3>\n\t\t<div class=\"image-block\">\n\t\t<div class=\"image-center\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"social-wrap  clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"articleimg\" src=\"http:\/\/images.viralnova.com\/000\/081\/409\/desktop-1412711531.png\" alt=\"3.) Her logic isn't 100% wrong.\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"image-box\">\n\t\t<h3>4.) Oh, that is so not a pocket.<\/h3>\n\t\t<div class=\"image-block\">\n\t\t<div class=\"image-center\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"social-wrap  clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"articleimg\" src=\"http:\/\/images.viralnova.com\/000\/081\/406\/desktop-1412711526.png\" alt=\"4.) Oh, that is so not a pocket.\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"image-box\">\n\t\t<h3>5.) At least go for regular Budweiser. C’mon!<\/h3>\n\t\t<div class=\"image-block\">\n\t\t<div class=\"image-center\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"social-wrap  clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"articleimg\" src=\"http:\/\/images.viralnova.com\/000\/081\/404\/desktop-1412711522.png\" alt=\"5.) At least go for regular Budweiser. C'mon!\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"image-box\">\n\t\t<h3>6.) See, this kid has standards.<\/h3>\n\t\t<div class=\"image-block\">\n\t\t<div class=\"image-center\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"social-wrap  clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"articleimg\" src=\"http:\/\/images.viralnova.com\/000\/081\/405\/desktop-1412711523.png\" alt=\"6.) See, this kid has standards.\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"image-box\">\n\t\t<h3>7.) To be fair, you’ve seen baby food, right?<\/h3>\n\t\t<div class=\"image-block\">\n\t\t<div class=\"image-center\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"social-wrap  clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"articleimg\" src=\"http:\/\/images.viralnova.com\/000\/081\/412\/desktop-1412711537.png\" alt=\"7.) To be fair, you've seen baby food, right?\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"image-box\">\n\t\t<h3>8.) Wait, is this your kid or your dog? I’m confused.<\/h3>\n\t\t<div class=\"image-block\">\n\t\t<div class=\"image-center\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"social-wrap  clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"articleimg\" src=\"http:\/\/images.viralnova.com\/000\/081\/413\/desktop-1412711539.png\" alt=\"8.) Wait, is this your kid or your dog? I'm confused.\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"image-box\">\n\t\t<h3>9.) This kid seems like a genius to me.<\/h3>\n\t\t<div class=\"image-block\">\n\t\t<div class=\"image-center\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"social-wrap  clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"articleimg\" src=\"http:\/\/images.viralnova.com\/000\/081\/408\/desktop-1412711529.png\" alt=\"9.) This kid seems like a genius to me.\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"image-box\">\n\t\t<h3>10.) She’ll understand soon enough.<\/h3>\n\t\t<div class=\"image-block\">\n\t\t<div class=\"image-center\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"social-wrap  clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"articleimg\" src=\"http:\/\/images.viralnova.com\/000\/081\/411\/desktop-1412711534.png\" alt=\"10.) She'll understand soon enough.\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"image-box\">\n\t\t<h3>11.) A sweet victory turned sour.<\/h3>\n\t\t<div class=\"image-block\">\n\t\t<div class=\"image-center\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"social-wrap  clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"articleimg\" src=\"http:\/\/images.viralnova.com\/000\/081\/416\/desktop-1412711546.png\" alt=\"11.) A sweet victory turned sour.\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"image-box\">\n\t\t<h3>12.) I would never stop brushing my kid’s teeth.<\/h3>\n\t\t<div class=\"image-block\">\n\t\t<div class=\"image-center\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"social-wrap  clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"articleimg\" src=\"http:\/\/images.viralnova.com\/000\/081\/414\/desktop-1412711542.png\" alt=\"12.) I would never stop brushing my kid's teeth.\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"image-box\">\n\t\t<h3>13.) I think I’d just start crying, too.<\/h3>\n\t\t<div class=\"image-block\">\n\t\t<div class=\"image-center\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"social-wrap  clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"articleimg\" src=\"http:\/\/images.viralnova.com\/000\/081\/415\/desktop-1412711544.png\" alt=\"13.) I think I'd just start crying, too.\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boredpanda.com\/motherhood-anonymous-confessions-pump-and-dump\/\" target=\"_blank\">Bored Panda<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>It’s a good thing we&nbsp;love these little monsters so much; otherwise, we&nbsp;would have become extinct ages ago. Check out Pump and Dump Comedy on their <a href=\"http:\/\/thepumpanddumpshow.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">website<\/a>&nbsp;and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/ThePumpAndDump\" target=\"_blank\">Facebook<\/a>&nbsp;for more info on their upcoming shows and videos.<\/p>\t\t\t\t<p>Read more: <a href=\"http:\/\/viralnova.com\/mom-confessions\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/viralnova.com\/mom-confessions\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Parenting can be rough. Like, really rough. There’s nothing books, friends, and your own parents can say to prepare you for every surprise in store. The ladies at&nbsp;Pump and Dump Comedy&nbsp;are here to tell you to embrace all life’s little bumps in the road, because they’re often hilarious. At a recent show, comedian Shayna Ferm &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/4667\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">13 Hilarious True Confessions From Moms Who Tell It Like It Is.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4668,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[63],"tags":[2685,157,660,332,2683,2684,2461,1497],"class_list":["post-4667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life","tag-embarrassing-kids","tag-funny","tag-kids","tag-lol","tag-mom-confessions","tag-mommy-confessions","tag-moms","tag-parenting"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/14326984329569-600x315-1412713151.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4667"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4667"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4667\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}