{"id":4553,"date":"2015-05-25T11:47:20","date_gmt":"2015-05-25T11:47:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2012\/09\/05\/out-balloon-drop-in-million-bedbug-march-whats-in-store-for-the-dnc-celebratoryfinish\/"},"modified":"2015-05-25T11:47:20","modified_gmt":"2015-05-25T11:47:20","slug":"million-bedbug-march-whats-in-store-for-the-dnc-celebratoryfinish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/4553","title":{"rendered":"Million bedbug march? What’s in store for the DNC #CelebratoryFinish?"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/amish1979\/status\/243417025102364672\n

Awwww. Now that the face-saver in chief<\/a> has moved his DNC speech to a smaller venue<\/a>, the Democrats’ dreams of a dramatic balloon drop<\/a> to close out the convention have been dashed.<\/p>\n

Total down twinkles.<\/p>\n

Dems are reportedly scrambling to throw together a “suitably celebratory finish<\/a>” to replace the shower of balloons. Givers that they are, conservatives rushed to offer the Dems some inspiration.<\/p>\n

Twitchy founder\/CEO Michelle Malkin kicked off the fun.<\/p>\n\n\n

What's your best guess for #DNC<\/a> #CelebratoryFinish<\/a> ? ==> http:\/\/t.co\/Br7oAhCs<\/a><\/p>\n

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 5, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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Giant Vagina Puppets kick line! #DNC<\/a> #CelebratoryFinish<\/a><\/p>\n

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 5, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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Hologram Margaret Sanger #DNC<\/a> #CelebratoryFinish<\/a><\/p>\n

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 5, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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Hee-hee. #CelebratoryFinish<\/a> is trending. Keep it goin'! cc: @BDayspring<\/a> #DNC<\/a><\/p>\n

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 5, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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The hashtag trended quickly and other conservatives generously offered their services as last minute convention planners.<\/p>\n\n\n

Two words: The Aristocrats. #CelebratoryFinish<\/a><\/p>\n

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 5, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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SEIU Purple People Beater kick line… #DNC<\/a> #CelebratoryFinish<\/a><\/p>\n

— Seattle Refugee (@SeattleRefugee) September 5, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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Ok, if it's an @DWStweets<\/a> Dunk Tank, I'll be thrilled – @michellemalkin<\/a> #DNC<\/a> #CelebratoryFinish<\/a>!<\/p>\n

— Brad Dayspring (@BDayspring) September 5, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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OWS-style up-twinkle extravaganza!!! #dnc<\/a> #CelebratoryFinish<\/a><\/p>\n

— Seattle Refugee (@SeattleRefugee) September 5, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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@MGraham969 #CelebratoryFinish<\/a> Elizabeth Warren doing a rain dance<\/p>\n

— Warren Merrill (@merrill_warren) September 5, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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https:\/\/twitter.com\/SteveLeer\/status\/243430910513537024<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n

Waking up to find Patrick Duffy in the shower, and realizing the last 4 years were only a dream. #CelebratoryFinish<\/a><\/p>\n

— Cantin Man (@Cantinman) September 5, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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Oprah takes the stage, “YOU get a Volt! And YOU get a Volt! And YOU get a Volt!” #CelebratoryFinish<\/a><\/p>\n

— DjWeideman (@DjWeideman) September 5, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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Coordinated glitter bombing #CelebratoryFinish<\/a><\/p>\n

— Against Obama (@against_obama) September 5, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#CelebratoryFinish<\/a> tickets to see #NickelodeonTV<\/a> TMNT on ice for all!<\/p>\n

— MaryLynn Mc (@MaryLynnMc) September 5, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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A respected actor having a dialogue with an empty chair representing Mary Jo Kopechne #DNC<\/a> #CelebratoryFinish<\/a><\/p>\n

— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) September 5, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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the 58 rapists from OWS show up with their new lease on life. #CelebratoryFinish<\/a> #DNC2012<\/a><\/p>\n

— Wolf Man (@browolfman) September 5, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#CelebratoryFinish<\/a> #Obama<\/a> reprises his YMCA parody OIHO with new #bigHollywood<\/a> choreography!<\/p>\n

— MaryLynn Mc (@MaryLynnMc) September 5, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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@michellemalkin<\/a> #DNC<\/a> #CelebratoryFinish<\/a> Public sector employee union synchronized lockstep. Stunning, inspiring.<\/p>\n

— Peter Baskind (@peterbaskind) September 5, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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@michellemalkin<\/a> Obama dribbles Bin Laden's head through the audience and slam-dunks it #DNC<\/a> #CelebratoryFinish<\/a><\/p>\n

— Mike McNally (@notoserfdom) September 5, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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Perhaps a little something for the Sandra Flukes in attendance?<\/p>\n\n\n

Blown up condoms instead of balloons? RT @michellemalkin<\/a> What's your best guess for #DNC<\/a> #CelebratoryFinish<\/a>? http:\/\/t.co\/edgDBLL9<\/a><\/p>\n

— Briana LeClaire (@brianaleclaire) September 5, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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Millions of birth control pills fall from the rafters. RT @michellemalkin<\/a>: What's your best guess for #DNC<\/a> #CelebratoryFinish<\/a> ?<\/p>\n

— Kevin Siekierski (@KevinSiekierski) September 5, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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https:\/\/twitter.com\/flush2012\/status\/243421642871697408<\/a><\/p>\n

Perfect:<\/p>\n

https:\/\/twitter.com\/AlfVal\/status\/243421486503841792<\/a><\/p>\n

Keep ‘em coming, Twitter! The Democrats are counting on you!<\/p>

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