{"id":4549,"date":"2015-05-25T09:47:20","date_gmt":"2015-05-25T09:47:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/norbertobriceno\/go-to-disneyland-instead"},"modified":"2015-05-25T09:47:20","modified_gmt":"2015-05-25T09:47:20","slug":"19-reasons-why-being-a-quinceanera-is-just-the-worst","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/4549","title":{"rendered":"19 Reasons Why Being A Quincea\u00f1era Is Just The Worst"},"content":{"rendered":"
\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tYou might look like a princess, but you definitely won’t feel like one.<\/b>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\tWhile you’re reading, LISTEN TO THIS:<\/h2>\t
So, why is being a Quinceañera<\/i> the worst? Well…<\/h2>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n
\n1.<\/span> Because being lifted in the air is not always the best idea.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n2.<\/span> Especially when there are pyrotechnics involved.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n3.<\/span> Because your dad can sometimes be a total klutz at the worst possible moment.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n4.<\/span> Because your special Quinceañera<\/i> video will contain INCREDIBLY BAD video effects…<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n5.<\/span> …and I do mean…<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n6.<\/span> …BAD.<\/h2> \t\t\t