{"id":4549,"date":"2015-05-25T09:47:20","date_gmt":"2015-05-25T09:47:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/norbertobriceno\/go-to-disneyland-instead"},"modified":"2015-05-25T09:47:20","modified_gmt":"2015-05-25T09:47:20","slug":"19-reasons-why-being-a-quinceanera-is-just-the-worst","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/4549","title":{"rendered":"19 Reasons Why Being A Quincea\u00f1era Is Just The Worst"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<b>You might look like a princess, but you definitely won&rsquo;t feel like one.<\/b>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<div id=\"buzz_sub_buzz\" class=\"c suplist_dec_up suplist_list_show \">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_youtube buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5091366\">\t\t\t\t<h2>While you’re reading, LISTEN TO THIS:<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"video-embed-big video-embed-area bf_dom\" id=\"video_buzz_element_3690580_5091366\"><span class=\"print\">Video available at: <a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=G7VsvruKXdo\">http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=G7VsvruKXdo<\/a>.<\/span><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=G7VsvruKXdo\">youtube.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_text  buzz_superlist_item_wide   \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5091380\">\t\t<h2>So, why is being a <i>Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era<\/i> the worst? Well…<\/h2>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5090031\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">1.<\/span> Because being lifted in the air is not always the best idea.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/17\/enhanced\/webdr01\/anigif_enhanced-17049-1424902182-19_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"484\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 484px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"19 Reasons Why Being A Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era Is Just The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/17\/enhanced\/webdr01\/anigif_enhanced-17049-1424902182-19.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CIpkb5oai98\">youtube.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5090178\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">2.<\/span> Especially when there are pyrotechnics involved.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/17\/enhanced\/webdr02\/anigif_enhanced-1298-1424903191-2_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"338\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 338px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"19 Reasons Why Being A Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era Is Just The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/17\/enhanced\/webdr02\/anigif_enhanced-1298-1424903191-2.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Y1oqPxnAQlQ\">youtube.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5088910\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">3.<\/span> Because your dad can sometimes be a total klutz at the worst possible moment.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr11\/anigif_enhanced-26981-1424897846-2_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"485\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 485px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"19 Reasons Why Being A Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era Is Just The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr11\/anigif_enhanced-26981-1424897846-2.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CIpkb5oai98\">youtube.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5090071\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">4.<\/span> Because your special <i>Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era<\/i> video will contain INCREDIBLY BAD video effects…<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/17\/enhanced\/webdr01\/anigif_enhanced-16994-1424902787-8_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"447\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 447px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"19 Reasons Why Being A Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era Is Just The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/17\/enhanced\/webdr01\/anigif_enhanced-16994-1424902787-8.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=KpcYLnGbXzQ\">youtube.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5091697\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">5.<\/span> …and I do mean…<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/19\/enhanced\/webdr01\/anigif_enhanced-19493-1424911822-2_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"344\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 344px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"19 Reasons Why Being A Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era Is Just The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/19\/enhanced\/webdr01\/anigif_enhanced-19493-1424911822-2.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ULLDezhCiiE\">youtube.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5091715\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">6.<\/span> …BAD.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/19\/enhanced\/webdr06\/anigif_enhanced-13060-1424911909-10_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"344\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 344px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"19 Reasons Why Being A Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era Is Just The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/19\/enhanced\/webdr06\/anigif_enhanced-13060-1424911909-10.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ULLDezhCiiE\">youtube.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_grid_row  buzz_superlist_item_wide   \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5091479\">\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">7.<\/span> And your video will have the same clich&Atilde;&copy; shots of you awkwardly posing with your <i>Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era<\/i> outfit.<\/h2>\t\t<div class=\"grid_row two_ss grid_height_s\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"grid_cell cell_1\">\t\t\t\t<div class=\"grid_cell_image_wrapper\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div style=\"width:309px;height:204px;overflow: hidden\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/19\/enhanced\/webdr06\/anigif_enhanced-27921-1424910752-6.gif\" width=\"364\" height=\"204\" style=\"width: 364px;height: px\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"pinit\">\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"pin sub-buzz-pinterest-share bf_dom\" href=\";\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"icon\"><\/span>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_grid_cell_caption\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_grid_source_via\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=95IcAzHt5lk\">youtube.com<\/a><\/p>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"grid_cell cell_2\">\t\t\t\t<div class=\"grid_cell_image_wrapper\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div style=\"width:309px;height:204px;overflow: hidden\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/19\/enhanced\/webdr09\/anigif_original-grid-image-2965-1424910801-15.gif\" width=\"364\" height=\"204\" style=\"width: 364px;height: px\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"pinit\">\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"pin sub-buzz-pinterest-share bf_dom\" href=\";\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"icon\"><\/span>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_grid_cell_caption\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_grid_source_via\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=95IcAzHt5lk\">youtube.com<\/a><\/p>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t<div class=\"grid_clear\">&nbsp;<\/div>\t\t\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5090493\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">8.<\/span> Your choreographer will suggest that dancing with fire will make your night more memorable…<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/17\/enhanced\/webdr07\/anigif_enhanced-306-1424904503-11_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"405\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 405px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"19 Reasons Why Being A Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era Is Just The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/17\/enhanced\/webdr07\/anigif_enhanced-306-1424904503-11.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CIpkb5oai98\">youtube.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5090559\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">9.<\/span> Yeah…<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/17\/enhanced\/webdr04\/anigif_enhanced-17362-1424904585-17_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"407\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 407px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"19 Reasons Why Being A Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era Is Just The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/17\/enhanced\/webdr04\/anigif_enhanced-17362-1424904585-17.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CIpkb5oai98\">youtube.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5090390\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">10.<\/span> Fire…<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/17\/enhanced\/webdr01\/anigif_enhanced-31168-1424904044-19_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"418\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 418px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"19 Reasons Why Being A Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era Is Just The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/17\/enhanced\/webdr01\/anigif_enhanced-31168-1424904044-19.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=i9DBkfR0nGM\">youtube.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5090850\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">11.<\/span> Your dress will INEVITABLY turn against you at the worst possible moment.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/18\/enhanced\/webdr12\/anigif_enhanced-31339-1424905323-20_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"292\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 292px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"19 Reasons Why Being A Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era Is Just The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/18\/enhanced\/webdr12\/anigif_enhanced-31339-1424905323-20.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=za9GI0akjiA\">youtube.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5090973\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">12.<\/span> Dancing like this for an hour with every single family member is the bane of your existence.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/18\/enhanced\/webdr10\/anigif_enhanced-29419-1424906081-28_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"336\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 336px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"19 Reasons Why Being A Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era Is Just The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/18\/enhanced\/webdr10\/anigif_enhanced-29419-1424906081-28.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=kCUcDp_o2CY\">youtube.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5079138\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">13.<\/span> Your <i>chambelanes<\/i> are generally your cousins who don’t have the heart to tell you “NO.”<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/24\/20\/enhanced\/webdr08\/anigif_enhanced-15678-1424826260-2_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"458\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 458px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"19 Reasons Why Being A Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era Is Just The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/24\/20\/enhanced\/webdr08\/anigif_enhanced-15678-1424826260-2.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=6_RFxnCekwI\">youtube.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">They might tell you, &ldquo;Of course, Cuz&hellip; Anything for you.&rdquo; But in reality, they probably hate you for asking.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5091347\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">14.<\/span> The limo ride is actually not as cool as it seems.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/19\/enhanced\/webdr09\/anigif_enhanced-8548-1424909126-2_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"352\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 352px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"19 Reasons Why Being A Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era Is Just The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/19\/enhanced\/webdr09\/anigif_original-8548-1424909127-5.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=IGKEtmI3kCo\">youtube.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Also, pink limos should never be a thing.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5091002\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">15.<\/span> Even though you woke up at the crack of dawn to have someone put a pound of makeup on your face…<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/18\/enhanced\/webdr12\/enhanced-18964-1424906559-53.png\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"352\" alt=\"Even though you woke up at the crack of dawn to have someone put a pound of makeup on your face...\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/18\/enhanced\/webdr12\/enhanced-18964-1424906559-53.png\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=u7G9x5uN2PU\">youtube.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5091261\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">16.<\/span> …there will always be a cousin who’s ready to ruin your makeup…<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/18\/enhanced\/webdr06\/anigif_enhanced-18419-1424908380-4_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"453\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 453px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"19 Reasons Why Being A Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era Is Just The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/18\/enhanced\/webdr06\/anigif_enhanced-18419-1424908380-4.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=i6-siLlTznw\">youtube.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5091135\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">17.<\/span> …and your cake.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/18\/enhanced\/webdr11\/anigif_enhanced-16688-1424907979-16_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"368\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 368px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"19 Reasons Why Being A Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era Is Just The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/18\/enhanced\/webdr11\/anigif_enhanced-16688-1424907979-16.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=u7G9x5uN2PU\">youtube.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5091363\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">18.<\/span> Even though it might seem sweet to have your dad put on your high heels in front of everyone, it’s actually really awkward.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/19\/enhanced\/webdr11\/anigif_enhanced-16760-1424909212-13_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"348\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 348px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"19 Reasons Why Being A Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era Is Just The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/19\/enhanced\/webdr11\/anigif_enhanced-16760-1424909212-13.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=RKWeZCbZA4M\">youtube.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">::awkward turtle::<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5091412\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">19.<\/span> There will come a point in the evening when you’re just over it.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/qs23-HF1os\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/qs23-HF1os\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Like &ldquo;GET ME OUT OF THIS DRESS AND GET ME SOME SWEATPANTS&rdquo; over it.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5091811\">\t\t\t<h2>So if being a <i>Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era<\/i> is all you want, more power to you.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/20\/enhanced\/webdr12\/anigif_enhanced-26036-1424912841-10_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"422\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 422px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"19 Reasons Why Being A Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era Is Just The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/20\/enhanced\/webdr12\/anigif_enhanced-26036-1424912841-10.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0UohxfnlcY4\">youtube.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3690580_5091818\">\t\t\t<h2>Just remember not to take it too seriously.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/20\/enhanced\/webdr04\/anigif_enhanced-448-1424912920-21_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"422\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 422px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"19 Reasons Why Being A Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era Is Just The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/20\/enhanced\/webdr04\/anigif_enhanced-448-1424912920-21.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0UohxfnlcY4\">youtube.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Reminder: You could always just go to Disneyland&hellip; Just saying.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div><p>Read more: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/norbertobriceno\/go-to-disneyland-instead\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/norbertobriceno\/go-to-disneyland-instead<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You might look like a princess, but you definitely won&rsquo;t feel like one. While you’re reading, LISTEN TO THIS: Video available at: http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=G7VsvruKXdo. youtube.com So, why is being a Quincea&Atilde;&plusmn;era the worst? Well… 1. Because being lifted in the air is not always the best idea. View this image &rsaquo; youtube.com 2. 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