{"id":4549,"date":"2015-05-25T09:47:20","date_gmt":"2015-05-25T09:47:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/norbertobriceno\/go-to-disneyland-instead"},"modified":"2015-05-25T09:47:20","modified_gmt":"2015-05-25T09:47:20","slug":"19-reasons-why-being-a-quinceanera-is-just-the-worst","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/4549","title":{"rendered":"19 Reasons Why Being A Quincea\u00f1era Is Just The Worst"},"content":{"rendered":"

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So, why is being a Quinceañera<\/i> the worst? Well…<\/h2>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n
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\n1.<\/span> Because being lifted in the air is not always the best idea.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n2.<\/span> Especially when there are pyrotechnics involved.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n3.<\/span> Because your dad can sometimes be a total klutz at the worst possible moment.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n4.<\/span> Because your special Quinceañera<\/i> video will contain INCREDIBLY BAD video effects…<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n5.<\/span> …and I do mean…<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n6.<\/span> …BAD.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n7.<\/span> And your video will have the same cliché shots of you awkwardly posing with your Quinceañera<\/i> outfit.<\/h2>\t\t
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\n8.<\/span> Your choreographer will suggest that dancing with fire will make your night more memorable…<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n9.<\/span> Yeah…<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n10.<\/span> Fire…<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n11.<\/span> Your dress will INEVITABLY turn against you at the worst possible moment.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n12.<\/span> Dancing like this for an hour with every single family member is the bane of your existence.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n13.<\/span> Your chambelanes<\/i> are generally your cousins who don’t have the heart to tell you “NO.”<\/h2> \t\t\t
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They might tell you, “Of course, Cuz… Anything for you.” But in reality, they probably hate you for asking.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n14.<\/span> The limo ride is actually not as cool as it seems.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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Also, pink limos should never be a thing.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n15.<\/span> Even though you woke up at the crack of dawn to have someone put a pound of makeup on your face…<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n16.<\/span> …there will always be a cousin who’s ready to ruin your makeup…<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n17.<\/span> …and your cake.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n18.<\/span> Even though it might seem sweet to have your dad put on your high heels in front of everyone, it’s actually really awkward.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n19.<\/span> There will come a point in the evening when you’re just over it.<\/h2>\t
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So if being a Quinceañera<\/i> is all you want, more power to you.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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Just remember not to take it too seriously.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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