{"id":4537,"date":"2015-05-25T01:45:55","date_gmt":"2015-05-25T01:45:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/annakopsky\/dick-moves-every-original-animal-crossing-player-made"},"modified":"2015-05-25T01:45:55","modified_gmt":"2015-05-25T01:45:55","slug":"21-dick-moves-every-original-animal-crossing-player-made","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/4537","title":{"rendered":"21 Dick Moves Every Original “Animal Crossing” Player Made"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<b><i>Anything<\/i> for more bells.<\/b>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<div id=\"buzz_sub_buzz\" class=\"c suplist_dec_up suplist_list_show \">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3703667_5135072\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">1.<\/span> Created an account with a strange name.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/17\/enhanced\/webdr11\/enhanced-buzz-28671-1425334491-23.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"479\" alt=\"Created an account with a strange name.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/17\/enhanced\/webdr11\/enhanced-buzz-28671-1425334491-23.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Nintendo \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/koji-and-loretta.tumblr.com\/post\/98901243353\/all-hail-ac-gc\">koji-and-loretta.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Other definitely valid player names: &ldquo;Kanye W.&rdquo; and &ldquo;Oprah W.&rdquo;<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3703667_5132199\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">2.<\/span> Shook trees for bells, even though you could get stung by a bee.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/14\/enhanced\/webdr12\/anigif_enhanced-18060-1425325011-13_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"402\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 402px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='21 Dick Moves Every Original \"Animal Crossing\" Player Made'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/14\/enhanced\/webdr12\/anigif_enhanced-18060-1425325011-13.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Nintendo \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/sinesique.tumblr.com\/post\/46275067492\">sinesique.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3703667_5132808\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">3.<\/span> Fast forwarded the clock to holidays, also for more bells.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/17\/enhanced\/webdr04\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-7673-1425335247-18_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"357\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 357px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='21 Dick Moves Every Original \"Animal Crossing\" Player Made'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/17\/enhanced\/webdr04\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-7673-1425335247-18.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Nintendo \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/doubutsu-no-mori.tumblr.com\/post\/39357291518\/new-years\">doubutsu-no-mori.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">THANKS, MOM &lt;3<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3703667_5131953\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">4.<\/span> Did literally <i>anything<\/i> you could to piss off Tom Nook.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/14\/enhanced\/webdr02\/anigif_enhanced-10898-1425325154-25_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"473\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 473px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='21 Dick Moves Every Original \"Animal Crossing\" Player Made'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/14\/enhanced\/webdr02\/anigif_enhanced-10898-1425325154-25.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Nintendo \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/littleolegifs.tumblr.com\/post\/75453721489\">littleolegifs.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3703667_5131962\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">5.<\/span> And Resetti.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/14\/enhanced\/webdr01\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-23237-1425323012-8_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"325\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 325px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='21 Dick Moves Every Original \"Animal Crossing\" Player Made'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/14\/enhanced\/webdr01\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-23237-1425323012-8.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Nintendo \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/talkingtotheanimals.tumblr.com\/post\/73474503803\">talkingtotheanimals.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3703667_5132742\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">6.<\/span> Wrote inappropriate notes to other animals.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr09\/enhanced-buzz-8470-1425331590-14.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"466\" alt=\"Wrote inappropriate notes to other animals.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr09\/enhanced-buzz-8470-1425331590-14.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Nintendo \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/europatimes.tumblr.com\/post\/52358086855\">europatimes.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3703667_5135157\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">7.<\/span> And on the town bulletin board.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/17\/enhanced\/webdr09\/enhanced-buzz-17094-1425334878-13.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"477\" alt=\"And on the town bulletin board.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/17\/enhanced\/webdr09\/enhanced-buzz-17094-1425334878-13.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Nintedo \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/afterschooljacket.tumblr.com\/post\/43018965572\">afterschooljacket.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Nailed it.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3703667_5132218\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">8.<\/span> Put up with shit like this just so you could ask animals for gifts or jobs.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/14\/enhanced\/webdr04\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-31407-1425324202-24_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"468\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 468px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='21 Dick Moves Every Original \"Animal Crossing\" Player Made'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/14\/enhanced\/webdr04\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-31407-1425324202-24.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Nintendo \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/tommycrossing.tumblr.com\/post\/87814767160\/thanks\">tommycrossing.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Well, you&rsquo;re an asshole. Give me things.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3703667_5132239\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">9.<\/span> Walked into the museum when you didn’t need anything, just because you wanted to wake this guy up.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/3\/10\/enhanced\/webdr10\/anigif_enhanced-14135-1425395886-4_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 469px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='21 Dick Moves Every Original \"Animal Crossing\" Player Made'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/3\/10\/enhanced\/webdr10\/anigif_original-14135-1425395887-7.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Nintendo \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/tommycrossing.tumblr.com\/post\/87814569355\/i-forgot-that-you-have-to-mail-your-unexamined#\">tommycrossing.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3703667_5132411\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">10.<\/span> Screamed, “NO!” whenever Rover asked to sit by you.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/14\/enhanced\/webdr06\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-30821-1425325291-9_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"467\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 467px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='21 Dick Moves Every Original \"Animal Crossing\" Player Made'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/14\/enhanced\/webdr06\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-30821-1425325291-9.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Nintendo \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/doubutsu-no-mori.tumblr.com\/post\/25897134201\/why-do-i-find-that-hard-to-believe\">doubutsu-no-mori.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">I hate you, Rover.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3703667_5132694\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">11.<\/span> Hoarded too many things from Lost and Found.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/14\/enhanced\/webdr12\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-19017-1425325942-9_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"625\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 625px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='21 Dick Moves Every Original \"Animal Crossing\" Player Made'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/14\/enhanced\/webdr12\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-19017-1425325942-9.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Nintendo \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/talkingtotheanimals.tumblr.com\/post\/89610238906\">talkingtotheanimals.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">&ldquo;Uhhh, yes. This is <i>all mine<\/i>.&rdquo;<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3703667_5131944\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">12.<\/span> And then ran away from Booker inside, <i>just<\/i> because he’d run after you.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/14\/enhanced\/webdr06\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-29996-1425322896-7_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"462\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 462px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='21 Dick Moves Every Original \"Animal Crossing\" Player Made'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/14\/enhanced\/webdr06\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-29996-1425322896-7.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Nintendo \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/doubutsu-no-mori.tumblr.com\/post\/32492417025\/youll-never-catch-me-booker-ahahahaha\">doubutsu-no-mori.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">~Fuck the police~<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3703667_5133787\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">13.<\/span> Antagonized other animals just so they’d react weirdly to you.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr05\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-19107-1425331300-11_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"493\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 493px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='21 Dick Moves Every Original \"Animal Crossing\" Player Made'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr05\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-19107-1425331300-11.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Nintendo \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/doubutsu-no-mori.tumblr.com\/post\/37071539695\">doubutsu-no-mori.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3703667_5132072\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">14.<\/span> And tried to push other animals when they stood close to the water.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/14\/enhanced\/webdr15\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-16028-1425323389-11_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"468\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 468px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='21 Dick Moves Every Original \"Animal Crossing\" Player Made'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/14\/enhanced\/webdr15\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-16028-1425323389-11.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Nintendo \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/doubutsu-no-mori.tumblr.com\/post\/32096234593\/no-seriously-jay-go-to-sleep\">doubutsu-no-mori.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Stop. Smiling. And. Dancing.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3703667_5132800\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">15.<\/span> Hunted down K.K. Slider when he graced your town with his presence.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/14\/enhanced\/webdr06\/anigif_enhanced-31611-1425326277-20_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"470\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 470px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='21 Dick Moves Every Original \"Animal Crossing\" Player Made'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/14\/enhanced\/webdr06\/anigif_enhanced-31611-1425326277-20.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Nintendo \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/acgc.tumblr.com\/post\/96651401101\">acgc.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">A guitar player with great eyebrows? Sign me up.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3703667_5133735\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">16.<\/span> Went to fitness classes and did WHATEVER YOU WANTED.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/3\/10\/enhanced\/webdr02\/anigif_enhanced-3022-1425395598-2_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"468\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 468px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='21 Dick Moves Every Original \"Animal Crossing\" Player Made'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/3\/10\/enhanced\/webdr02\/anigif_enhanced-3022-1425395598-2.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Nintendo \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/weheartit.com\/Arakin\/collections\/14558056-ancnl\">weheartit.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">I&rsquo;MMA DO ME.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3703667_5134482\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">17.<\/span> Slammed your shovel against everything because you felt like it.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr02\/anigif_enhanced-21472-1425333521-10_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"471\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 471px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='21 Dick Moves Every Original \"Animal Crossing\" Player Made'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr02\/anigif_enhanced-21472-1425333521-10.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Nintendo \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/doubutsu-no-mori.tumblr.com\/post\/25754832241\/bang-bang-bang\">doubutsu-no-mori.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">ROCKS! *BANG* BUILDINGS! *BANG* FENCES! *BANG*<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3703667_5133752\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">18.<\/span> Went to other towns JUST so you could bring things back to sell.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr14\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-15422-1425331102-18_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 469px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='21 Dick Moves Every Original \"Animal Crossing\" Player Made'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr14\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-15422-1425331102-18.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Nintendo \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/pockystown.tumblr.com\/post\/93057280530\/cherry-blossom-festival\">pockystown.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3703667_5135171\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">19.<\/span> Stared at animals while they slept.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/17\/enhanced\/webdr13\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-18635-1425334968-10_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"468\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 468px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='21 Dick Moves Every Original \"Animal Crossing\" Player Made'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/17\/enhanced\/webdr13\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-18635-1425334968-10.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Nintendo \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/tommycrossing.tumblr.com\/post\/87674534045\">tommycrossing.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Just practicing for real life.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3703667_5133874\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">20.<\/span> Sat in strangers’ homes as if you weren’t being weird at all.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr05\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-19103-1425331669-5_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"496\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 496px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='21 Dick Moves Every Original \"Animal Crossing\" Player Made'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr05\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-19103-1425331669-5.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Nintendo \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/doubutsu-no-mori.tumblr.com\/post\/38110524317\">doubutsu-no-mori.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">*Turns head slowly* I&rsquo;ve been waiting for you, Marcy the Kangaroo.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3703667_5133903\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">21.<\/span> And caught other living creatures to SELL THEM AT THE LOCAL STORE.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr09\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-8477-1425331800-21_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"468\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 468px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='21 Dick Moves Every Original \"Animal Crossing\" Player Made'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-03\/2\/16\/enhanced\/webdr09\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-8477-1425331800-21.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Nintendo \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/tommycrossing.tumblr.com\/post\/87672280265\/june-fireflies\">tommycrossing.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Anything for more bells.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div><p>Read more: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/annakopsky\/dick-moves-every-original-animal-crossing-player-made\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/annakopsky\/dick-moves-every-original-animal-crossing-player-made<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anything for more bells. 1. Created an account with a strange name. View this image &rsaquo; Nintendo \/ Via koji-and-loretta.tumblr.com Other definitely valid player names: &ldquo;Kanye W.&rdquo; and &ldquo;Oprah W.&rdquo; 2. Shook trees for bells, even though you could get stung by a bee. View this image &rsaquo; Nintendo \/ Via sinesique.tumblr.com 3. Fast forwarded &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/4537\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">21 Dick Moves Every Original “Animal Crossing” Player Made<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4538,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[2603,989,2604,2605,2606,2607,2608,2609],"class_list":["post-4537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anxiety","tag-animal","tag-bees","tag-bells","tag-crossing","tag-dick-moves","tag-resetti","tag-shake-trees","tag-tom-nook"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/1432439168136-facebook-social-promotion-28223-1425400501-10.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4537"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4537\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4538"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}